Now watch the Republican Party of “Law and Order”nominate a convicted felon to be the next president

To find out what rules he broke for each guilty verdict, search “trump rule 34”

Count #1: Guilty

Count #2: Guilty

Count #3: Guilty

Count #4: Guilty

Count #5: Guilty

Count #6: Guilty

Count #7: Guilty

Count #8: Guilty

Count #9: Guilty

Count #10: Guilty

Count #11: Guilty

Count #12: Guilty

Count #13: Guilty

Count #14: Guilty

Count #15: Guilty

Count #16: Guilty

When the GOP sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are convicted felons.

Can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Get fucked you piece of shit

An earlier article said the Trump team was hoping for a hung jury.

Guilty all 34 counts.

Certainly was a hung jury. Hung like a horse!

Holy shit.

LOCK HIM UP

Conservative comments on this joyous event can be divided into three groups.

Group 1: how dare the government do this to our golden god!?

Group 2: this is good for Trump’s campaign for reasons

Group 3: the demonrats are going to say mean things about us

Note that none of these are “oh man, I might have been wrong to support him.” The complete absence of regret coupled with severe delusions around trump are more than slightly distressing in the long term.

For more details, google "trump ruling 34"

Do you guys think this matters to his voters/supporters?

Holy crap... Did you guys read the bottom bit about Georgia voters?

"Another man Bob, playing with his bluegrass band outside a café, was more sure. He wanted a positive outcome for Donald Trump and said a conviction would not change his mind. What would?

“If he was convicted of murder, I'd be like that's not a guy I want to go for!” "

Not surprised, tbh, but I still find it ridiculous to read.

Good now that he's a convicted felon he can't run for president just like you can't vote, right? ...right? Fuck this system.

I'll personally donate $100 to the DNC (i'm poor leave me alone) if Hilary goes to every campaign stop chanting 'lock him up'

Ready for nothing to happen?

Wait... this thread hasn't been Rikered yet? Just the other one? That gets fixed now.

I'm googling "Trump rule 34" but can't find anything related to his trial. Can you link some relevant article?

In a row? Try not to commit any more felonies on your way to the parking lot!

Trump's civil trials: Half a billion in fines, lost ability to do business in New York.

Trump's Jan 6 Federal case: stuck with SCOTUS deciding on presidential immunity by looking at polls in September.

Trump's Stolent document case: postponed until an inept judge can figure out how to have a trial where one of the exhibits is "stolen plans to assassinat all current world leaders: CIA, do not distribute" without all world leaders catching wind.

Trump's Georga interference case: Trying to get the other 10 defendants guilty before going after Trump

This was the only case that could have given him prison time before the election. Let's see the judge screw it up.

This is only going to be considered by the swing voters come the election.

Die hard Trumpers will double down. Die hard Republicans would never vote for a Democrat, so better a felon than a Liberal. Die hard Democrats would never have voted for him anyway.

People who flip between the two parties now have another thing to consider when casting their votes, and only their internal compass will direct them to Trump or Biden

Sweet, but let me know when anything actually comes of it.

I think the best we can hope for is house arrest, which would still be really good since he couldn't campaign. I doubt he will go to prison even though it would be amazing and hilarious to see him in those paper thin orange prison jump suits. He could be roommates with Nicholas Tartaglione, but I can only get so optimistic

Sentencing isn't until July 11th, and he's still going to appeal. I don't have high hopes for seeing him in prison before the election.

I'm a Pro Life Law And Order Republican who DEFENDS MASS SHOOTERS like Kyle Rittenhouse and I FULLY SUPPORT CONVICTED CRIMINAL DONALD J TRUMP!

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1796287752918720677?t=Zo66ClHZ-fvQi5_9zoW0tQ&s=09

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene blasted the "SHAM trial" on X. "You don't see this level of corruption in a banana republic", she wrote, directing people to a Trump fundraiser.

I don't know I've seen such a direct example of, " I'm saying this so that you will give us money", as this in a while.

Why are people so happy to be part of a scam? What do they expect their money will do? Is it a metric republicans use to compare to each other? 🤷

I have never read a headline that connected with me on such a deeply visceral level.

I am so happy

The whole front page of c/news is going to be just this story, isn't it?

I'm not complaining, I'm just saying...

What happens to the jury now? I almost wonder if they need something equivalent to witness protection, or at a bare minimum some protection from the state of New York. MAGA is a terrorist organization that preaches swift, bloody retribution against dissidents. I don't know if basic juror anonymity will be enough to protect all of them.

Sentencing on July 11

Anyone expecting much more than a small fine that he won't pay anyway, followed by him pardoning himself in January?

I FELL TO MY KNEES IN THE BASS PRO SHOP PARKING LOT!

How will republicans react to this ? is civil unrest brewing up ?

Today is a good day

Well that didn't take long.

The average US president has been convicted of 0.73 felonies

Wake me up when this piece of shit is dead or in prison.

This stinks! Oh sorry, I'm on the toilet. The verdict is actually quite welcome.

We can start calling him 34 now.

My favorite part about the aftermath of this is that Convicted Felon Trump won't be able to vote for himself in the election 🥰

34 down, 58 to go?

I wonder if he will try to run, wouldn't that be funny

Enough power to make the law having broken the law, and enough incompetence to have not covered your tracks.

Poggers moment

Pfff the only thing achieved so far is speaking that he's guilty. Of (of all things) not disclosing payment for sex. No prison, no drop from the ballot, so far nothing that's actually useful.

I think that the best immediate thing that will come from this will be Trump rule 34 fanart. Or, who knows, I might be mistaken already...

I’m hoping for 30 days in jail starting after the republican nomination.

So glad to see he finally achieved his dreams of winning the popular vote.

He should go out and celebrate this victory. Maybe he could buy himself a new suit. I hear prison orange is in style at the moment.

Get fucked fraudster!

You're guilty all the same

Too sick to be ashamed

You want to point your finger

But there's no one else to blame

There's no one else to blame

Guilty all the same

I'm predicting the sentence right now... maximum fine of $170k, no jail time, and probably some form of probation... yay for justice.

So what does this mean for Trump, does he go to jail? Have to pay some money? Can he still run for president?

Arrest this thug

Does this mean he can't vote for himself in Florida?

Sadly "justice has prevailed" is a little premature, because he probably won't do any time and will just have to pay a fine; and probably a mediocre one at that. Justice would be him serving the rest of his life in prison, but that probably won't happen.

Finally, I can pop this bottle of Veuve I bought in 2018!

grab him by the pussy

Cool! Does this mean he'll be barred from presidency?

Trump cultists literally boot lick the law all day until they get a result they don't like. Rare good news in America lol.

celebrations are in order!

GOOD

Now we wait for the supreme court to save him. If they do, what are we burning down first? Taking all suggestions.

give him a good slap on the wrist USA

Est shit orange rapist. Enjoy jail.

Where the doubters at now?

But in July when he's sentenced....will the judge throw him in prison while trumpet appeals?

Can he appeal or was the the final trial?

I can't wait to see him in a wheelchair and on oxygen when he appeals for compassionate release.

Still not doing any jail time. Bet.

Ladies and gentlemen and nbs - we got him!!!

34! 34 Counts!

Just opended Jerboa.

Am happy.

This makes me happy.

So should I start fapping now, or wait til sentencing is over?

Verdict delivered,
Donald Trump guilty on all 34;
Consequences loom.

$130,000 hidden,
Stormy Daniels silenced then;
A hush money plot.

"Politically biased,"
Trump claims the trial fixed;
Denies any wrongdoing.

Legal team appeals,
Sentencing scheduled for July;
Trump's fate hangs in balance.

136 years possible,
Yet, will justice be served?
The world watches and wonders.

Now that's not a headline I thought I'd read today

I just hope it sticks through the inevitable appeal.

This has been the worst conviction in the history of convictions, maybe ever

Yk it's bad when the British get involved 💀💀

So at what point does he lose the right to vote? Is it when he is found guilty of a felony, or does it happen at sentencing?

So awesome to see.

Please make the first two pages of my lemmy variations on this headline.

July 11th cannot come soon enough. Lock him up!

🧱 🧱 🧱

🧱 🍊 🧱

🧱 🧱 🧱

🎉 🎉 🎉

Nothing says winning like losing so hard.

Nothing's gonna happen. He's just gonna make up some new "ex president/presidential candidate immunity" that prevents some category of person that includes him from going to prison even for state crimes, and his various federal court nominees will see to it that it's tied up indefinitely.

Get rekt oversized oompa loompa

Truth Trumps Trump, Trumpeted Thursday.

🍾🥂

it is what it is. nobody believes in the system anymore anyway. thanks for the spectacle i guess

Bigliest gviltor

I want to see some facebook posts RN

ayyyy^lmao

Someone please tell me these decisions don’t have a chance to be undone in appeals court

Will this permaban him from doing any further business in NY?

This is so beautiful

Google "trump rule 34" for more information!

According to ABC it's a max sentence of 20 years. I wonder if NY can charge the secret service room and board for guarding him in prison?

Who he definitely paid to get an abortion that he had a sycophant take the heat for.

So he’ll pay a fine and still be allowed to run for president and potentially win. The rich prevail again. Go watch the Jynx if you’re a masochist.

He did everything right and they indicted him.

I knew Reddit went down for a reason.

And his poll numbers will go up…

There's hundreds of pedophiles and rapists in office... why did they stop at trump?

Sad, our country has come to this.

Popping some popcorn to watch all the liberals realize that Trump won't see a day in prison over this...

Does anyone take this verdict seriously? This is the same criminal justice system that locks up the poor, vulnerable and ethnic minorities. They have criminalised whistleblowers and other truth tellers. They are enslaving ordinary people. The laws they use are often racist. The CIA are assassinating people and subverting nation states with total impunity from this same criminal justice system.