Appreciate you putting this together!

Love the name Pixel! Very cute kitty.

"What is my purpose?"

"You pass the butter."

"Oh my god."

Isn't it weird that their job title is QA Engineer when their goal is to break stuff?

Mom: We have bat'leths at home

tapes together some butter knives and a wooden spoon

Depends. Are you a fan of honor?

The handle of my bat'leth is always sticky

You will be inseminated

That's really crappy of people to steal fruit.

Riker has always been pretty thirsty.

Oh no. I have lemons growing, too!

Oh no 😔 That's awful. Sorry to hear.

We planted some cruciferous veggies, but something is already munching on them.

Yes. I was able to keep my ghost chili, Casper, alive for 7 years.

I know they say to keep them in a dimly lit environment and to water infrequently, but I just treated mine like a house plant and it did great. I dug it up, pruned it, put it in a pot with its soil and some fertilizer, and kept it by a window.

Edit: found a pic from year 7

The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.

That would be super confusing if you were born with no memory of your previous life. Like imagine if they came and found you after you reincarnated and threw you in jail.

I generally enjoy ATK but yes, def feels fake. I've also noticed them recycling others' recipes, like Kenji's turchetta recipe.

Let it get cold, slice it, put the slice on some garlic bread and broil it. Should be pretty tasty.

Done! Thank you for volunteering!

Beautiful!