Hell yeah! Commentary! Looks like I'm replaying it for the 100th time.

Listen, that micro USB b to 16 pin will come in handy one day...

Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

They didn't call in an outside vet to investigate. The fucking zoo keepers are vets. The zoo keepers are telling you what happened. You can believe them or not, but it's not accountability.

Tell me, what was the purpose of your comment? What are you trying to say?

Yeah, but once we go to sleep I'm doing my best impression of the Vitruvian Man.

I agree wholeheartedly, but how many on that list do you think are actually burners, and how many are kids?

The guy from Home Alone 2?

I'm more shocked that there were 57 million accounts for Hot Topic. People. Stop giving your information to companies that have nothing to do with your personal data.

Mother. Fuckin. Rollerblades.

I'm not saying that it's a conspiracy against fireworks, but possibly a problem with the habitat, food, or something else that would cause big issues for the zoo if discovered. The fireworks were convenient. I have zero evidence for this other than the fact that a lot of zoos are complete cesspools, and so I typically don't trust "suddenly died" followed three days later by another "suddenly died" regardless of how many fireworks were launched off.

Also, there is this line:

Roxie had access to her den but the frightening noises seem to have been too much for her.

Seems like the zoo just left a weak animal to suffer instead of taking precautions to assure that the panda was placed in a safe location. It makes me doubt that anyone was even there, and that the zookeepers returned the following day to a dead red panda and tried to cover it up.

The Baum in question.

I'm dubious. Mom dies suddenly, then baby dies suddenly after choking on it's own vomit. Yeah, no, let's blame the fireworks. Surely, nothing else could be the cause of Red Panda deaths at this zoo.

I'm gonna show her every episode with Bashir and then read her my fanfiction.

Lol, she stopped watching anything fun when she found god...

I appreciate it it, but don't sweat it. I moved 3000 miles away for a reason, and my life has been infinitely better since :)

I appreciate the sentiment, but you don't need to show her respect. Respect is earned, and she hasn't.

It's that good ol' southern baptist love, you know.

As a white cis male I've had it and will continue to have it much easier than a lot of other people, just by virtue of genetics. I don't see it as something I've had to deal with, more something that has shown be how to be better than I could have been.

You nailed it. My first girlfriend was black. My mom freaked out because she thought I was going to give her "mixed" grandbabies. I was 10. I've tried over the years, and I've seen improvement, but she's 70 this year and I'm running out of effort. She's going to die miserable and hateful and the world will be better when she's gone.