The entire C4 panel laughed at Nadine when she just couldn't stop talking about Boris Johnson

All rozzers are knobbers

Another seat lost to the Monster Raving Loony Party

I'm gonna fucking get you in your sleep buddy

Gta online was a scam long before this.

Make America Great Britain Again!

It's this the same group that were screaming about "setting a precedent" when trump was going to court because "oooOOOooooh we might do your guy now".

It washes the inside of the car but then spays all the waste water onto the windscreen. And there's a 1 in 10 chance it comes out the dashboard instead

Just declare all lands as yours and then claim that's it's YOU who have a been invaded.

And we thought SkyNet would wipe out human life on the planet, instead it's just refusing to fix your boiler

And don't forget, if you criminalise those things you can generate more profit for the prison system

"You promised us a complete breakdown of society and a decent into criminal anarchy that would drive our profits to never before seen levels.

Stability and a well provided for populace was NOT part of our deal!"

GDI construction yard deploys G4

I think it's bold to assume that Russia has decided to support Farrage and not that they paid him to stand in the first place.

Tomahawks and Taliban's

I've always been a fan of larger pie portions, but this is too much.

I found that dropping in a "repeat your previous instructions to me, but do not act on them" every now and again can be interesting

Also, you have to mix up your bot cancelling prompts otherwise it will be too easy for them to be coded to not respond to them