They search there often enough in prison, unfortunately.
It's Texas, they've just been waiting to do it on the right week so they have something to distract from their worse politics
Boot cut is tighter around the hips and thighs, has a slightly flared leg (think bell bottoms but way smaller flare). Relaxed is straight leg, but not so tight as to be skinny jeans. I generally wear boot cut, but my boots are only ankle high so it's not like I need the extra leg room. I just like the way they look on me.
That sounds like a problem a tailor could solve
I never knew per se, I just assumed that like with all women's clothing sizes are a convenient fiction
You couldn't make Plan 9 from Outer Space today because Bela Lugosi won't stand for it.
By Christmas the Department of Government Efficiency (they really should have used Excess for the E) will no longer be going to exist.
Fifth circuit is federal
I'm not entirely convinced evil thinks it's doing evil. Something about the road to hell being paved in good intentions and all that.
Just be a normal hygienic human being and shit directly on your digital kitchen scale.
Good boy Tecumseh who wants a whole chicken as a treat.
As a former line cook who got married during his elf prince years, I have now gained enough flab to be moved to the depressed middle age father circle.
Explains a lot about my dating life tho
I'm hoping he announced the gaetz nomination to get him to resign, and it's going to nominate someone else for reals (all over some perceived slight). I have nothing to base this off of, other than it would be funny.
Please don't tell my intrusive thoughts that
Did you check your pockets for a time machine? I bet you left it there and could make a quick pop back to the 90s and correct the timeline.
Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?
It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?
The Shortest Day by Susan Cooper
And so the Shortest Day came and the year died And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing, To drive the dark away. They lighted candles in the winter trees; They hung their homes with evergreen; They burned beseeching fires all night long To keep the year alive. And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake They shouted, reveling. Through all the frosty ages you can hear them Echoing behind us—listen! All the long echoes, sing the same delight, This Shortest Day, As promise wakens in the sleeping land: They carol, feast, give thanks, And dearly love their friends, And hope for peace. And now so do we, here, now, This year and every year. Welcome, Yule!
Oh Tuvix
Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee
Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee
Its a Teenage Dream
The Trekifying of other memes continues
I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF
