If you're that worried, figure out your phrasing. "Hey, lets get you back to your parents" probably can't be misconstrued.
he'd make a great andorian. or bolian. something blue.
Let's all go out to the bus depot and yell "Bum" real loud
I'm gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.
don't forget all the boning in that season 4 episode 2 of lower decks
Bortus laid a fertilised whoops, wrong trek.
trek at home got us through some very lean years and I will always adore it for that
it could be tang he's old enough and he has access to that sweet sweet astronaut money
my what a savings
just because his sense of humor died doesn't mean comedy did
Did you know if you say Kamala three times while looking in the mirror you should probably find something better to do with your time
States rights to do what? (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一-
People kill people with what? (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一-
My best drummer was a clown. His whole family was clowns. I wish I'd kept in touch.
When I was 20 I decided 1-30 the various stages of young, 30-60 middle aged, 60-90 elderly, 90+ bonus stage.
Worked so far.
The Shortest Day by Susan Cooper
And so the Shortest Day came and the year died And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing, To drive the dark away. They lighted candles in the winter trees; They hung their homes with evergreen; They burned beseeching fires all night long To keep the year alive. And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake They shouted, reveling. Through all the frosty ages you can hear them Echoing behind us—listen! All the long echoes, sing the same delight, This Shortest Day, As promise wakens in the sleeping land: They carol, feast, give thanks, And dearly love their friends, And hope for peace. And now so do we, here, now, This year and every year. Welcome, Yule!
Oh Tuvix
Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee
Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee
Its a Teenage Dream
The Trekifying of other memes continues
I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF
