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the final boss after you clear Donald Knuth
  • No it was the Dutch man Piet Agoras

  • I can whistle at the speed of sound
  • That's impressive. Having a non-photon mass traveling at the speed of light would break our understanding of physics. Get that laser pointer to the lab ASAP

  • Story time! What's something that happened to you or someone in your life that still makes you giggle?
  • In Amsterdam i boarded a busy tram, headed for the centre away from a trade show.

    A lot of people had boarded at the back of the tram, so the woman driving the tram got on the intercom and asked in her dry and flat Amsterdam accent of people could please move to the front of the tram, not many people complied.

    A minute or so later somebody cut the tram off in traffic, necessitating her to brake sharply. Quite a few people stumbled forward due to the sudden deceleration.

    Not dropping a beat she was back on the intercom, saying: 'well that's they other way of getting it done, but next time please listen'. Her casual delivery was brilliant. Best time I've had in public transport.

  • Turkey’s new Stray dog law would kill dogs after 30 days
  • Toxoplasmosis is a hell of a drug

  • How the American war on porn could change the way you use the internet
  • Good luck explaining this to congress

  • Nepal plane crash: Pilot survived after cockpit split from plane
  • Wow, imagine the survivorship guilt that guy must be facing.

    The sheet amount of luck involved. Somehow the plane stuck the cargo container in a way the cockpit got detached and stuck in the container... Just wow

  • What would you like to change about Lemmy culture?
  • I feel most of the extreme views can be moderated with a ban list of several instances (notably hexbear and lemmygrad) and several individuals. The toxicity of the discourse lowers drastically.

    I tend to tag users that seem disingenuously pushing agendas, and if they persist in that consequently they go on the ban list.

    That improved my experience by miles and made clear that the group of people doing this is actually quite marginal.

  • What would you like to change about Lemmy culture?
  • Furthermore we need greater, less dissimilar audio reflective spaces, that oppose the self-righteous, libertarian way of thought of the followers of Bill Gates and Alexis Ohanian!

  • Kebab war ignites as Germany fights Turkey over food protection
  • Can you kindly point out these ghettos? As a neighbor of Germany I've never seen them.

  • Super-rich being advised how to avoid Labour tax clampdown, undercover investigation suggests
  • Brilliant call from the Guardian to have foreseen this and infiltrated in the movement. Now name and shame the bastards.

  • Mushroom Guides
  • It's part of their education, not only what is edible, also what to do/prescribe when mushrooms are ingested that cause malicious symptoms.

    So it's most literally part of their profession.

  • Israeli Forces Have Killed 366 UN Workers and Family Members in Gaza: Leaked Report.
  • Collateral damage, your see. They were in the killing area. Just generally. Happens. Not really sorry, but we'll pretend if many news outlets pick up on it.

  • If humans died off, some dog breeds would as well
  • Nature is not very gentle.

  • Anon tries prospecting
  • Seems like how the business model operates. Just have an old geezer handing out shitty semi-rewards for the unsuccessful.

  • Gen X is in charge now, and boomers are being shown the door
  • No I didn't read that in your comment, but found it too interesting a tidbit not to share !

  • Pet origin stories
  • Aha. Well at least the idea behind it is somewhat better, didn't know about the feasibility.

  • Gen X is in charge now, and boomers are being shown the door
  • Then again, you're a computer scientist, not an historian, and therefore excusable :p

  • shitposting @lemmy.ml Akasazh @feddit.nl

    Sports chanting

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    After boots on the ground comment, French PM doubles down: 'Putins troops are already in our country', pointing at Le Pen

    www.lemonde.fr French PM suggests 'Putin's troops are already in our country,' pointing at Le Pen

    Heated exchanges broke out in Parliament between Prime Minister Gabriel Attal and far-right leader Marine Le Pen, following Emmanuel Macron's statement that sending Western troops to Ukraine should 'not be ruled out.'

    French PM suggests 'Putin's troops are already in our country,' pointing at Le Pen

    >By raising for the first time the idea of sending troops to Ukraine, the French leader "has taken a further step toward belligerence," blasted his rival Marine Le Pen, of the far-right Rassemblement National (RN) party. She accused him of "posing an existential risk to 70 million French people, and more particularly to our armed forces already deployed in Eastern Europe."

    >"You've been waiting for the first opportunity to remind people of your true loyalties [and] "show your true colors," retorted Prime Minister Gabriel Attal, who had left the Paris Agricultural Show to attend the verbal joust. "When you read the investigations that are being carried out, [such as one published by the Washington Post on December 30, showing the RN's persistent links with Moscow], you have to wonder whether Vladimir Putin's troops aren't already in our country," he continued. "I'm talking about you and your troops, Ms. Le Pen."

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    Jonathan Frakes' home town wants to put a statue up of him as Riker performing the Riker Maneuver.

    gizmodo.com Riker's Hometown Wants to Put a Perfectly Postured Statue Up in His Name

    Valdez, Alaska, could follow the likes of Riverside, Iowa, and Bloomington, Indiana, in granting a future Star Trek citizen their own memorial.

    Riker's Hometown Wants to Put a Perfectly Postured Statue Up in His Name

    Title is pretty concise

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    Watching sports is better without live spectators ('fans')

    During Covid lots of sorts were broadcast without any spectators. I found that it increased my viewing pleasure. No screaming crowds trying to make the most noise with drums (soccer), no altercations, no people throwing things or making annoying noices (MMA), no crazy people next to the road pushing cyclists.

    Just the people doing the sport, I can hear them shout, swear and get punched. I can see bike racing without fear a crazy fan will jump in front of the pack for a photo for their grandma.

    I don't need an audience to get hyped or to distract everybody with jeers and racist shouting. For me the fans are the worst part of the sport. I don't enjoy watching them, I want to see the athletes doing their thing.

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    nos.nl VN-woonrapporteur kraakt woonbeleid: 'Wooncrisis al decennia in de maak'

    De speciale VN-rapporteur voor adequate huisvesting was de afgelopen dagen in Nederland. Hij zegt dat de problemen niet komen door migratie.

    VN-woonrapporteur kraakt woonbeleid: 'Wooncrisis al decennia in de maak'

    Ik denk een belangrijk rapport wat duidelijk een vinger wijst naar het structurele probleem. Helaas wat weinig media-aandacht, voor een topic dat zo belangrijk is.

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    ik_ihe @feddit.nl Akasazh @feddit.nl

    Ik 🍜 ihe

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    My father threw a tantrum on the high gas prices...

    ...it was a true carbu-rant

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    Is God a Taoist? Brilliant piece by Raymond Smullyan on determinism and free will from a Taoist 'god'

    A dialogue between a man and god, in which the former learns about his misconceptions and logical fallacies in thinking about a god.

    Written by logician and Taoist Raymond Smullyan.

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    Visited the Malaga Picasso museum today. This is his owl.

    We'll ignore the two pigeons, as everybody should.

    This owl, in it's cubist tesseract of a cage, is now my spirit animal.

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    A very weird problem with a link that turns nsfw for no explainable reason

    lemmy.world Let's talk emulators this week. - Lemmy.world

    Previously on Lemmy: - Buying Guide: Low End [https://lemmy.world/post/4846313] - Buying Guide: Midrange [https://lemmy.world/post/4021671] - Buying Guide: High End [https://lemmy.world/post/5720634] Past Discussions: - iPhones [https://lemmy.world/post/3666684] - Repairability/Build Quality [https:...

    In this thread, the second link 'midrange models' somehow links to a NSFW 'hot wife in kitchen' link.

    Look at my posts in the comment chain. I first thought it was an error by the poster, but the source is legit, but even when I copy the source connect still servers me the hot wife in the kitchen.

    Now I found this only amusing and strange, but it could really do harm for people in a work environment.

    Maybe some more people can chime in to see if the error is reproducible?

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    Sculpt me like one of your french popes

    Clemens VII n Malaga cathedral

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    Bender

    <3

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    Vulkan vs Dx11

    Hi there! Just seeing if other people have the same issue that I have.

    My i7 Geforce gtx 1650 laptop does play the game, but it feels a bit slow whenin dx11, a bit like theres a delay, or if my chars are moving through denser air.

    If I switch to Vulkan the performance is way better and way more snappy. Only thing is that it crashes every time I get into a dialog.

    So I am wondering if others do have the same problem, or have some insights. TYVM!

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    When you respec Astarion as a Bard and roll a critical success on perfomance

    Reference for those in need: https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Astaire

    Fred Astarion....

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    Mathieu van der Poel wereldkampioen op de weg, ondanks val in laatste 15 km!

    nos.nl Na 38 jaar heeft Zoetemelk opvolger: Van der Poel ondanks val wereldkampioen op weg

    Mathieu van der Poel wordt wereldkampioen wielrennen op de weg. De Nederlander legt de 271 kilometer tussen Edinburgh en Glasgow het snelste af en is de opvolger van de Belg Remco Evenepoel.

    Na 38 jaar heeft Zoetemelk opvolger: Van der Poel ondanks val wereldkampioen op weg

    Na een droogte van 38 jaar heeft Nederland met Mathieu van der Poel weer een wereldkampioen op de weg. De Nederlander legde op het natte parcours de 271 kilometer tussen Edinburgh en Glasgow het snelste af

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    Zag een draadje bij de oosterburen welk ik schaamteloos steel: Bij welke bak zit je, en waarom?

    Lijkt me duidelijk toch?

    Heb zelf een rekening bij de ING, omdat die ooit door mijn opa voor me is geopend. Heb met mijn partner een gedeelde en/of bij rabobank.

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    I'll take you round the universe, and all the other places, too

    Just get on my horse, already

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    Why is it impossible to enrage a Bedouin?

    Because he's a nomad.

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    Pieter Derks ziet innovatie als oplossing

    titel

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    Y'all rang?

    Bean

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