I hear the Ghost of Lincoln is available.

They’ve been up there so long Zelensky is positioning troops, just in case.

Of course, eventually somebody will look exactly like the nobody, so the owners of the nobody will sue that somebody to block them from pretending to be that nobody in videos.

Also they’d have Kamala “Official Acts” Harris to deal with if they convicted him.

Call for the moon to catch on fire, too, that would be fun.

I’m not afraid of cold blooded predators coked to the gills unless they enter federal office.

Finally a good plot for the next Coke-nado moving… adding sharks.

Cope House parties end in a different way.

Nuance matters in international politics.

Maybe she meant coherence. Maybe trump is so terrified he has begun using complete sentences that use correct grammar and connect meaningfully to the sentences before, and after them.

All that really leaves them is gunfire.

I didn’t change but the parties shifted for me.

We prefer the term “hating on your X”

I have worse news, it’s for next year’s christmas.

Small nitpick: Since there is a golf club of the same name, you could use the nonspecific adjective.

So if it’s all a cycle, ask your dad when we get dinosaurs again? Also, when will the continents grow together again? And if he says that’s different, ask why the earth can change continuously and the weather has to stay the same.

I thought it was 3/5 for the last one.

I have to admit I’d feel really owned if trump had the manhood to step down for his vp candidate.

I’ve been flying around the pacific the past 2 weeks and at least 20% of all australians, chinese, and amercians are coughing without masks

I feel the Saudis should be made to carry through their threat - the wind has shifted and they should be made to choose now.