Fuckin' oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

Gretchen is such a wonderful person, too. I used to deliver groceries to her and her family. She just used an app with the username Gretchen W. She always helped me get the groceries from my car and into the kitchen if she was home.

Her daughters were also extremely polite and willing to help.

I'd take a Whitmer-Buttigieg ticket in a millisecond.

Worst debate in United States history.

Do we have clearance, Clarence?

I know. Different movie but I couldn't resist.

So THAT'S what was leaving the ring in my toilet back in college!

...right?

And if anyone is having trouble with that, talk it out with a professional.

Machete guy knows he can gut you like a fish. Dude did his service... but those eyes say he's been to hell and back.

Making new frens every day

The Bert's Gambit

I hope the Great Lakes region of the Midwest is on the precipice of raising a giant middle finger to the GOP.

I completely agree. One of the most memorable nights of my life was going to an LGBTQ+ rave bar in the basement of some random building because my friend said it would be fun.

That vibe was pure awesomeness.

Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I'll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

Here's the important part... it's all normal.

And there's no definition of normal. We're all just trying to find happiness.

Nothing says winning like losing so hard.

Not another crossover episode 🙄

I said "awwwww!" a split second before the shots were fired. The little guy could have easily been caught with the pole or picked up with bite gloves.

Plus, you can get a rabies shot immediately if it bites you.

This guy took five minutes before he decided the dog was simply wasting his time.