Missing cold pizza

like how a group of crows is a "murder", I hold that a group of coffees is a "nebula"
Right?

I get in the mood for some of those some of the time, but most days?

Gimme 15 cups of coffee, don't talk to me until the third cup, and get outta my fuckin way when it's time for the coffee shit.
That's the worst looking breakfast I have ever seen. Everything on there looks terrible.

I'd go toast, OJ and coffee. Fuck the rest.

I love chocolate pancakes! Here's the recipe I use:

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

4 large eggs.

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.

2 cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste,

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice..

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.

1 cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.

Unsaturated polyester resin.

Fiberglass surface resins.

And volatile malted milk impoundments.

9 large egg yolks.

12 medium geosynthetic membranes.

1 cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.

2 cups rhubarb, sliced.

2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.

1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

1 large rhubarb.

1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Injector needle driver.

Injector needle gun.

Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

Gonna try that tomorrow, will report back
- Fuck I need a remindme bot
I tried this recipe but felt it needed a little something so I swapped out the 2 cups of AP flour for canned rhubarb and that's just what it was missing! 5 stars
Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
The fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra "please call Poison Control" zest.
The lack of neurotoxin is disturbing
- Ayyy
You lost me at the vegetable oil
This was in my grandma's ww2 cookbook how dare you
Please stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT
- Nah, I get my recipes from GLaDOS, she would never lie to me about cake-related subjects
Needs more sand

What people think a typical English breakfast is:

What a typical English breakfast actually is:

Weekends Vs weekdays
- If you eat that every weekend and weekday, you'll singlehandedly collapse the NHS.
- Days of the Gregorian calendar
So it's a french breakfast with a creamer or milk?
I belive the first one is a full English breakfast. Can't do full most days.
There's a place right by my house that does full English and it's heavenly.

Not a single vegetable was harmed

Do you know what a potato is? Are you one?
- Vegetables are clearly a fruit
  
  Edit: I meant to say potatoes are a fruit, to be an ass. But this is somehow just as funny.
- Potato is a tuber.
  
  Vegetable is a culinary classification, not a botanical one.
- I don't know what a potato is. Never heard of it.

That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.

The eggs are okay I guess.
- How about fried eggs?
Exactly. Only the drinks can qualify as a part of breakfast.
- But, like, eggs though? Aren't eggs also eaten for breakfast in Europe, or am I missing something?
looks like a heart attack
Yeah, and so? We have the freedom to make our bad choices, thx!

/s
- Cries in freedom
Outside of the fries and pancakes the rest isn't that bad. Hurr dürr hate on America and all because it's popular to do so. But hash browns and home fries are just potatoes browned with butter in a skillet. Bacon and sausage and eggs are a decent source of protein. Toast is normal unless you live somewhere that hasn't learned what bread is. English muffins are no worse than toast and biscuits aren't even awful on their own. Juice, milk and coffee are all fine. I guess I don't see the "prime American junk food" outside of the sugary pancakes and fries. And frankly as an American I wouldn't eat any of those for breakfast. The blueberry pancakes on occasion but never the other two.
- Maybe they'd be less antagonistic if the prices were metric
Yep, no bread on that board, no butter and cheese and no vegetables.
- Why do people keep saying this? Do you not know what toast is? It's literally sliced bread + heat.

Coffee

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to go

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Stop

Do you really want to drink and stop?
- I ran out of money.
- Stop your eyes from flowing...
Great choices, but you’re forgetting coffee
- But you would go over budget(
Positively psycho.
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I've come to not sleep ever again.
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Fifteen coffees

That's a steal!

13 coffees and a single dry toast.

.......... dressed like hassidic diamond merchants
- 4 fried chickens and a coke.
Imma go with 15 milks and then promptly rush to the bathroom to puke my guts out.

Are you american

Just love that junk food

15 cups of coffee

Hashbrowns

The only correct answer.

I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s

This one trick makes us all in awe of you

Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk

I don't know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard

may i have a glass of water please

Incorrect, guess again.

Bacon sausage eggs hash browns. Easy.

Bacon, eggs, sausage, toast, OJ.

Of course I could get the same shit + hashbrowns for only $12 at Denny's.

E: this was supposed to be a top level reply 😬

Coffee x15

But there's no cigarette :(

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Gave it to my doggo, here he is 🐕

15 coffees

Yup

This is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.

Bacon thrice.

Coffee thrice.

Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam.

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Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

wheres water?

I don't know. I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
- all of the drinks listed in that menu also contian water as ingredient so gotta drink machine oil
in the ocean you gross fuck

I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...

You're going to blow a hole through your pants when you pour that coffee on top.

Ain't no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes

Right? Big $0 on any pancake
For real. I'm baffled every time when I go out and see the prices of "Crêpes". I can and do make ten or twenty pieces at home for the price of one. All the fun of flipping them included! (Since I'm Yuropean, it's what we just call pancakes. The same principle applies to American pancakes too, just with a few more ingredients.)
Yeah. I just spent 8,50€ on a smaller portion of worse looking ones yesterday :(

I think I will keep the 15 dollars.

Eggs

Toast Toast Toast

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

15 coffees.

With these options, it's more like a $23 breakfast

14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.

Just my favourite! Milk without pulp is gross.

there is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.

Toast ≠ bread?
- Correct.
  
  Or more like white, fluffy, sweetened, crustless sponge ≠ bread.
  
  what we need

Sausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.

The only correct answer is sausage, eggs, bacon, toast and coffee

The only way to settle this is everyone eats their chosen breakfast and dukes it out

This isn't a shitpost it's an IHOP ad

It’s a shillpost

Edit honestly I have no idea, i just thought it was missing cold pizza as a breakfast option

2 milk

4 biscuit.

$6 is a steal.

Look at the macros...if it's 2% or whole you're good for half a day

Edit: $4 eggs??? Get fucked.

Who the hell is having chips for breakfast

I'm calling the breakfast police

Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning

I usually don't but there's a cafe in my town that does a fry that includes chips. I've also seen it commonly done when I've been on holiday abroad at cafes/restaurants ran by brits
Make mine dorito

The 1$ and 4$ is the only choices..the rest is sugar and carbs. No thanks.

Coffee and toast for me. I'll save the other $12 for lunch.

Bacon, sausage, hash browns, English muffin(buttered and jam), 2 glasses of OJ.

Sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns

Crêpes > pancakes

Sausage, eggs, beacon, toast and coffee

Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?

Because of dairy subsidies.
- That doesn't explain the bean water and the fruit water costing the same.
Because liquid

Starvation is free

But this brings you to death faster

No thanks, I'll stay home

You’re missing out on artery clogging, more clogged arteries for me 🙌

I require French toast though

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.

Or eggs, hash browns, biscuits and coffee with $5 to spare.

Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns, home fries, home fries,

2 coffee and french fries. And gimme back my $10.

Well I don't see any damn gravy to go with those biscuits so I guess I'm gonna have to go with a $4 sausagep late plus $1 glass of milk and hope someone has some flour I can borrow.

My final order would be a double order of biscuits and gravy, and use the remaining dollar for a cup of coffee.

You bring your own gravy

Where are the beans?

You were suppose to bring them

All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don't want anything else. can I still participate?

Can you get me three cups of coffee? My first fifteen aren't cutting it.
$4 row gang!

I’ll take a glass of water too but that’s not on here.

Eggs bacon hasbrowns toast oj milk

Sausage, eggs on toast, bacon, and a glass of milk.

Bacon, eggs, hashbrown, an english muffin, and a glass of milk... is what I would say if I were a teenager again. I'll probably just have an english muffin, a cup of tea, and a fruit.

- I'm not particularly picky, any fruit will do!

So there's fried carbs with extra sugar on top, highly processed animal products, regular baked carbs, or sugar in a cup... eghh

Give me oatmeal that's healthy and costs $1.

You do you, but if I'm up early enough to have breakfast, I'm unhappy about that, so I'm not gonna get hung up on levels of processing or grams of carbs.

Give me fried pig and chicken ova. And lots of coffee.

Coffee, hash browns, eggs. Then I spend my remaining money on hot sauce or green chile.

3 bacon plates

1 coffee

Done

$15 of coffee, and then I turn into Barry Allen, sneak into the kitchen and steal all the rest of it.

Bacon, sausage, tattie scones, baked beans mushrooms, fried tomato, black pudding, and haggis. Irn Bru to drink. Breakfast of champions.

Look and learn

Bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits (or toast), coffee.

Sausage, eggs, hash brown, toast, oj, tip the last dollar (most likely).

I make it for 11$: coffee, biscuits, bacon and eggs. Hot sauce comes free of charge

Three bacons and a hash browns.

Sausage, Eggs, Bacon, Biscuits and coffe

Eggs + bacon + toast + coffee = $11 breakfast.

Bacon, Eggs, Toast, 2 OJs and 3 Milks

Bruh, that's some fucking expensive ass breakfast. If I'm eating at home, I'ma making a bloody 3 course meal for 15$. My breakfast rarely goes over 2$, that being an unreasonable liter of milk and 2 ham/lettuce/mayo/ketchup sandwiches. Where the milk is by far the most expensive part, as in like 75% of the cost.

Yeah I am not spending $15 daily on a breakfast, I’ll eat that on a weekend before a hike though

easy.

coffee - cream and sugar
toast - sourdough, buttered
hash browns - add Chipotle Tabasco
bacon - barely crispy
eggs - over easy, so I can dip my toast in the runny yolk
more coffee - more cream and more sugar

best breakfast. fite me.
might make breakfast for dinner tonight.

Just curious about why you need toast AND pancakes, not just one or the other?
- nah, no pancakes :)
- These are not interchangeable for me.
  
  Pancakes are a filling main item, dressed with syrup. Toast is a vehicle for egg yolk, jelly/jam, or as a sandwich foundation.

Eggs, hash browns, biscuits (if they are with squeezed pork greives, otherwise english muffin), espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso aaaand espresso.

That 15$, right?

It’s $15 just for you
- ooh, thanks
  
  though I' curious, making dessert/dinner be most expensive category is unusual

Damn, there's no goat hair here. Guess I'm out

I know, it’s all carb focused. No protein

Bacon, Eggs, Toast, Home Fries, Coffee, OJ. BAM. Perfect breakie. Just don't forget the tobasco!

All of the $4 row and any one of the $2 and $1 row each. My preference is the coffee and an English muffin.

Coffee 1$

$4 Sausage $4 Eggs $4 Bacon $2 Toast $1 OJ

The price seems very high for each ingredient but it sounds great as a breakfast

Those prices aren't bad at all

Blueberry pancakes, sausage, OJ, coffee. I don't need/want any more

Bruh I'm just having a coffee and a lil krentebol with some butter and cheese

Where is the sour milk? Where are the rasins? where is the sugar? Where is the cinnamon?

All those things are garnishes not breakfast food per se

Wait are you a little bird or small mouse?
- That is just the starter...
  
  And will get you time to get me tunnbröd, butter and prästost

Eggs, Bacon, hash browns, toast, coffee, and orange juice please

15 glasses of orange juice. Then I'll wonder where the dark bread is.

I read Oil instead of OJ and just thought man that's some American breakfast option

Eggs, hashbrowns, toast, OJ, milk and biscuits. This is just my regular breakfast lol

sausage sausage hash hash oj

Sausage, Egg, water

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

Bacon, sausage, toast, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and a $1 tip to whoever cleans the bathroom

Sausage, eggs, home fries, english muffin, milk, oj

sausage, eggs, double serving of hash browns, either oj or coffee depending on mood.

Pancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.

What the fuck is... home fries?

the correct config is Sausage, Egg, Hashbrowns in a bowl, two OJs and two coffees, btw.

They’re not so bad, I’ve gained many a pound eating excess home fries https://handletheheat.com/home-fries/
- Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.

CCBAC

3 x bacon 1 x toast 1 x coffee

1x sausage 2x eggs 3x milk

Sasauge, Eggs, Homefries, Biscuit, and two OJs.

Milk, milk, coffee, English Muffin, bacon, eggs (where's my cheese?)

Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, orange juice, coffee x3

And cold fried chicken.

Anyway, Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits, OJ.

Sausage, eggs, bacon, toast, oj

What no French toast?!

No mash?

On a breakfast you lunatic?!
- Mashed potatoes are sometimes eaten for breakfast in Ukraine.

Blueberry, sausage, hash browns, biscuits, coffee.

Cinnamon swirl
Bacon
French fries
Toast
Tea

Bowl of cereal, apple, cup of tea, couple of digestives to dunk. None of which are on the list...

Coffee, toast, chocolate chip pancake.

And the change I'll to any person who wants to buy more things for them.

Are refills free? If so, I'm fine at $1 most days.

Also, where are: plain pancakes, sausage gravy, waffles, and anything remotely resembling something other than "northern US white people food" for lack of a better term.

Sausage gravy over biscuits is one of the very few things that make me appreciate the South.

Y'all have something special there.

Blueberry, bacon, hash browns, english muffin and substitute root beer for the beverage.