They’re still blowing that dog whistle with Obama’s middle name. For fuck’s sake, grow up!
My favorite base was on a beautiful paradise planet. Now it’s an ugly swamp planet. I’m mad.
Yeah but gender/sex aside, the term “be a man” or “man up” can also mean to not be a coward or a weakling. He has yet to not be a cowardly weakling- so by that definition, not a man.
He’s a bully. Bullies won’t enter a fight if they don’t think their ego can take the repercussions.
Not fine.
Not brilliant.
Not young.
Depending on the definition of “Man”, not one of those either.
They should have changes, indeed. Like, before each new topic round, they should change trump’s adult diaper.
Manchin leans into the microphone, speaking slowly and clearly: “I will not run for president in 2024.”
The speaker above the microphone responds: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
trump loyalists complaining that Harris is “unvetted/ untested” are hilarious. My dudes, your candidate is a retired game show host / failed casino owner, with a criminal record.
He didn’t “bomb the shit out of everyone” any more than his predecessor or successor, on average. The only difference is that he made the bombing statistics transparent, whereas the others hid those numbers.
The following poem is composed of actual quotes from George W. Bush.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
Kamala Harris / Sherrod Brown would be a great ticket. Ohio would explode during the VP debate.
Almost everyone gets two i’s for free at birth.
Conservatives and harming people - a match made in Heaven
The crossover no man wants..
I had a thought: Someone should create a plugin to add the Kerbal star/planet system to No Man’s Sky. We could visit the lil’ green guys. Help them with their space program. It’d be fun!
How do you organize your stuff? Am I overdoing it?
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I messed up the end-game... (spoilers)
So I finally got to the end of the "galaxy reset" mission. I chose "Eissentam" and was transported to the new galaxy... and then I immediately repaired my ship, summoned the Space Anomaly, and used their Teleportation Terminal to get home... I left no base computer or anything behind. How screwed am I?