Vance can't dance
Vance can't talk
The only thing about him is the way that he walks.
What are they talking about? Vance secures the couch fucker vote.
Seems like a good list of people who don't fuck couches.
The Treehouse of Horror where Homer survives the nuclear blast from the cheese eating surrender monkeys known as the French.
Considering that Bush Sr wanted America to be less like The Simpsons and more like The Waltons, that tracks.
Also, the Devil accepted defeat despite the fact that there were no judges to determine the winner.
That sounds like concentration camps with extra steps.
Well, I didn't think he had sex with Jell-O, but this letter is making me questioning it.
She should lay off the Ambien.
I've been using floppy disks. You mean there are other options now?
I like Sheetz but the burgers are probably my least favorite part of their menu. I usually opt for a chicken sandwich or a sub because they do those better.
August 1st is the Hall of Fame game for anyone who cares about preseason football.
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On top of the points I usually award for guessing the episode, I will award bonus points to whoever can solve the equation [genius at work].
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Dickety points for the correct guess. I have to say dickety because the Kaiser stole the word twenty.
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Earning the points is ever so simple. All you need to know is three words: guessa guessa guessa.
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Everyone who gets this correct, go home and check you mail because I totally remembered to send your points out.
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I will not award the 10,000 points since this is not America's Funniest Home Videos.
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I will award Itchy and Scratchy points to those who guess it correctly, which are like regular points but fun.
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I would award points, but I don't have them here. They're at Bill's house and Fred's house.
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I will send a check for 40 points to everyone who guesses correctly!
*Checks will not be honored
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5.8 points for episode, 3.5 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like having a bunch of Game Boy games when your Game Boy is at the bottom of the ocean.
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1.0 points for episode, 1.0 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like trying to talk to someone in the Southern Hemisphere by calling Burkina Faso.
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3.8 points for episode, 2.7 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like something that's made up and don't matter.
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5.3 points for episode, 1.6 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like losing your map when you haven't been issued a map yet.