You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage, with the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin, so they don't know what the jazz is all about. You see, jazz is like Jell-O pudding, no wait, it like Kodak film, no wait, it's like the New Coke it'll be around forever.

It was too good for this sinful earth.

My favorite are the trucks that have both the don't tread on me flag and the thin blue line flag stickers on their trucks.

A case could be made for 1976. The incumbent Gerald Ford was neither elected president nor vice president, and became VP after Agnew resigned before becoming president after Nixon's resignation. He pardoned Nixon after the Watergate scandal, which was really unpopular with the American people. The challenger Jimmy Carter was an unknown before the Democratic primary, being the Governor of Georgia but was not seen as someone who would be more than that. It was a tight election with Carter barely beating Ford. It's possible a stronger Democratic candidate would've won in a landslide, likewise a stronger Republican incumbent would've probably won easily.

An older boy told me to do it.

A spouse of a former president running against Trump? That can't possibly go wrong.

Where's Garfield when you need him?

He isn't wrong. There's a reason why he's the media's darling. Love him or hate him, the media gets clicks and views, which is all they're concerned about.

Some of the Libertarians want the children to be hung.

Is there anything going on in his head?

The Ribwich is back gone forever.

Jesus turned their urine into wine, then failed the test subjects because their urine was wine.

Do you have $5 for parking? Cause I don't.

Correct!

And I'm never gonna play again, depressed sax has got no rhythm

The one where Bart gets a rare disease and has to be in a bubble.

You didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls.

It's a good thing I only owe $2,499 in child support. Smell ya later America.

The gales of November came early this year.

A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.