Gotta take them outta the bags first. Learned that one the hard way.
"My wallet is stuck! Here, I'll just give you my pants!"
Or something along those lines
You gotta take it near one of those 5G towers, after holding it up near a tower for an hour or twelve, the resonance from the 5G will activate the wifi capabilities.
I've honestly used the "What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?" line IRL. Kills every time.
To be fair, under Trump, there will eventually be a ceasefire (once there's no one left to shoot).
They want the rock throwers on their side.
I've never tried it, but I think it's when you invest and your funds are doing well, but you never actually cash out.
As far as I can tell, yes. I signed up for the free tier before paying for the service, and the worst I ever got was a banner here or there advertising their paid service. Proton encrypts all your data with your password, so they literally can't access it even if they wanted to. The only info they have on you are things like when you logged in and your IP address (and I believe they've turned that info over to law enforcement when required, like any legitimate company would have to do), but their servers are in Switzerland where there are better privacy laws.
I've been using Proton Mail for a while, it's been good for me.
It's the standard answer. I'm proud to say I've been part of many YOURMOMs.
- Learn where the power button is
- Buy a rubber duck
- Get a spare keyboard (for when you inevitably smash your current one)
- Pick a vice to cope with your choices
If you happen to have any background with coding, I recommend OpenSCAD. There are a (relatively) limited set of instructions, easy to pick up if you do any other coding.
You've made it to Hero High.
You've made it to Hero High, the high school tailored to students with superpowers. Your super strength makes you a target of recruitment for pretty much every sports team, and otherwise garners a lot of attention.
What everyone else doesn't know is that your strength isn't your superpower--you just work out a lot. You do have a real superpower, but it's something completely different...
Hero Elementary is a PBS kids' show about elementary school students with superpowers.
But the most unrealistic thing on the show is the 1-to-4 teacher/student ratio.
How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?
Just swim across--the crocodiles are still at the meeting.
All the animals on the African savanna got together for a meeting
but they couldn't start because someone was missing. Who was it?
It was the giraffe. It's still stuck in the fridge.
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.
How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.
I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it.
It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.
Grunk hate looking for job
Grunk need job. Grunk see job carving. Carving say need ten season experience with wheel. But Grunk invent wheel 5 season ago. Grunk think job giver have wheel in place of head.
What did you have to learn the hard way?
Bonus points if someone warned you and you went ahead anyway.
How do we feel about epoxy hot dog?
Good? Remorseful? Personally, I regret not treasuring it more when we had it.
Photo share by default?
This might sound antithetical to the privacy-by-default standard, but my wife and I currently share our photo rolls with each other (using Google Photos)--everything we take is automatically shared with the other.
Is there anything in Proton Drive/Photos that would allow this? Even if it's only available within a family plan or something. I know that with Drive, we could share a directory and everything in that would be available to the other, but I don't see this as an option in the photos.
Alternatively, I suppose we could both sign in to Proton Drive using a third account just for that purpose, but that's less ideal.