like a junkie cosmonaut

hun? I bought 12 cans of chef boyardee and forgot the skirt steak...

why do I have to deal with this NOW?!

padre goes hard in the pit, crowdkills the tourists, and dropkicks the posers

pff, if you dont understand html... you won't get the metaphor

hip boi reppin that style from when he was 2

sirens song

beautiful day in the neighborhood

I can see paradise by the cooler light

oh so you want to play hardball, eh?

I go through two LIGHTERS per day... (B.H.)

peekin'

an old paganini bow trick

yes mr. delivery man, give me the cheezey ooey gooey... nothing is wrong here...

I think I have The Fear

there is a point beyond which I cannot see

keep on using me, until you use me up

Woolworths

you. little. shi.

distinctions, shmershminctons!