Happy treason day! My ancestors fought to make sure we didn't have to live under a monarch. SCOTUS would do well to remember that.

Flank, skirt, and hanger are three (technically 4 if you count inside and outside skirt) different cuts. Skirt comes from the short plate, flank comes from the flank, and hanger comes from the diaphragm between the rib and the loin.

It is true that skirt and flank can be used almost entirely interchangeably, but they're different.

Y'all only get to hear about our shitty politicians, and they do suck diseased horse wang. However, there's a lot of cool shit to do and a lot of cool people to hang out with.

"Come to Texas! We have Mexican and TexMex food, delicious brisket, and some drunk idiot will blow shit up for your entertainment! Just don't come if you're pregnant and planning to get an abortion."

Uncle Nub (yes, that was a real person) would be proud of me for bringing people to watch that and eat.

I'm concerned that they're grinding the whole chuck. Chuck eye steaks are good. I see no mention of skirt steaks or hanger steaks either.

I see leather and stock has been mentioned, but not marrow yet. There's some tasty marrow there.

I didn't have a chance to be this year, but I'm usually that uncle. I've also been known to repackage individual fireworks into much larger fireworks. I used to make thermite but I'm too nervous for that now.

I do take safety precautions and the kids don't get to play with the shit that will blow you up. If an adult wants to blow off their fingers that's their problem.

Blasting a bucket into orbit is fun!

I'm hoping that tomorrow the owner will dress it in beachwear.

And the trashier a town is the more likely it is to have weird ordinances from back when they were trying to keep the trash out that they selectively enforce now.

Source: I came from a trashy small town.

I wonder if she's pandering or if she's a believer. Surely she's been all around the world on planes.

I never liked her but I didn't think she was a complete moron, just a shitty person.

No. But "anyone Killary doesn't like commits suicide bytwo bullets in the back of their head and locks themselves in a suitcase" definitely was. I'm not claiming the shit you said never happened. I also don't think it stopped a lot of politicians from getting elected. Sure as fuck didn't stop Bill. The dude she was up against has about the same level of shitbaggery. Didn't stop him.

Are you such a rabid dog that when you see that last name you lose your shit? Because we're having a nuanced discussion here. If you can't comport yourself like an adult please go back to the kids' table.

My arteries are so strong that you could shoot me with the breakfast gun and I wouldn't spring a leak.

Well according to commercials from the 80s when I was a kid that's part of a balanced breakfast.

I might go. But I might not. But I might.

Wait, I thought they were the lizard people who were the ancestors the top Democrats, business owners, and the Republicans that they don't like. Am I mixing conspiracy theories?

I drank a drink made from a potato once and I say you're qualified.

Between a twenty year character assassination campaign by conservatives, her terrible personality, and not campaigning in places where it fucking mattered she fucking lost it.

Most things in my life get that way at the end.

I didn't see anything egregiously "white power" (barring the edgy police bullshit), but I assume that while the general public (a jury) are ok with tattoos these days, there's still a specific image in their mind of what kind of person has this much coverage.

I have nothing to back that up. It's just a feeling. They wouldn't let me on the jury because I hate cops, but I don't give a shit about his tattoos as long as they're edgy and not hateful.

Edit: clarification.

Halfway through there's a drunk woman and her reluctant husband/boyfriend/male friend/drafted stranger who sings "Picture" by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow.

The Dodge ram is red and I know the guy who drives it and keeps getting DUIs. I've offered to share my Uber with him just so he's not putting people in danger but he just yells "Yee haw, brother", fixes his greasy mullet, and hops in.

I miss Batboy and Elvis being spotted in their convertible UFO.