Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet
Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet
I think the use of this meme format already counts as an example
Hey lemmy, check out this hilarious meme I found!
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Omg that's so cool! Check out this fan website if made for you http://localhost
He's using Windows, Lemmings! Get the wrong slash heathen!
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This gif is still so relaxing.
Nothing like an imminent comet extinction to soothe your nerves
from the time it took to load stuff back then, yeah it had to be
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How do I delete this?
Have you tried to put it in your trash bin?
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... so many nostalgias...
Help why is my password showing up as asterisks?
Is it? Try typing it to me, maybe it'll show up normal.
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@Endmaker @jonathanvmv8f Huh, I see it as 'hunter2'
That's so cool! All we see is ******* even though you see hunter2
A/s/l?
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Can you teach me how to do that on my Geocities page?
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Way to few animated gifs and no visitor counter, come on.
Does your website even exist if you don't have a visitor counter? I also encouraged flaming torches.
Sign my guestbook!
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I'm sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more <blink>.
Edit: a/s/l?
a/s/l?
Thank you sir. I am stealing your meme.
By the looks of the image, you opened this post on your laptop, opened the camera app of your phone, took a screenshot of the app and took ANOTHER screenshot of the app along with the preview of the previously taken screenshot and finally posted it.
I guess it's your first day too
Can you send it to me?? Thanks in advance.
Sure. What is your mailing address?
The "detecting blurriness" bookmark is very fitting
The screen is too clean, and the photo is actually focused on the screen.
I need you to sneeze on the screen a few times and try again.
Is this thread still active?
Bump
Nice necro, shit tard!
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What does that mean? I just got msn
It stands for American/Sign/Language
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Location. L stands for location...
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Dear sir, is this the global interweb?
Lynx! I loved lynx when I had dail up internet.
Lynx v2.9.2 was released May 31, 2024.
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What is a/s/l?
Hello fellow web surfers. I am finally joining you on the internet super highway. A/S/L?
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Me: 13/m
Them: do you have a bush yet?
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Is this actually going to post to the site??????
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But seriously I want to play this again.
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Anyone wanna play Doom? My dad just upgraded to a 56k modem.
56k???? He'll yeah, I am still on a 16k mode-
yelling in background as someone tried to make a phone call and picked up the landline.
36k here. Only takes me 28 min to download a 3 min single on napster on my PC running 256 narly colors.
Dial up? Nah I'm driving over to hook up the null modem cable.
Enter Sandman.mp3.exe
Help, now I get an infinite amount of pop ups.
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56k modem sound intensifies
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You may want to find notifications in your phone and disable them for the app you use to view Lemmy. Or just unsubscribe from this thread.
Thanks, but did you have to send me a pop-up to tell me that?! I'm at work and had to turn my phone off. I'll let my grandson figure it out
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Also: all your base are belong to us. XD.
Hey I asked this a while ago elsewhere but can't find the reply. Does anyone know when our target closes? It's a holiday here.
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What does this mean? I am new to this app?
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What is this "Linux" everyone is talking about?
What is LoL? Are you calling me a loser?
(One of my actual first experiences on the Internet)
I'm browsing the internet via a lynx browser that I was able to access inside a BBS. 300 bytes per second for 5 cents / minute.
Fucking magical.
How do you make it add the picture of my dog? I want to show the people my dog. I think my Internet is broken.
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Help, how do I defeat the giant spider in the deku tree in Legend of Zelda Orcharina of Time?
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Where can one find naughty pictures? Asking for a friend.
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Hi Jane, it's Martha. Let me know if you get this, I'm new to computers and the Facebook app but someone said you can talk to friends on here. Did I do it right?
It said someone else liked this but I'm only talking to Jane. Can other people see this? Please don't eavesdrop, Jane has marriage issues so i wanted this to be private.
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fires up Super Mario Flash
