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Mr_Blott @feddit.uk
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What's an experience that is unique to your country of residence?
  • ☝️ This is the result of decades of propaganda telling people they live in the "Gradest Cuntry in the Wuuuurld"

    When the internet was starting to take off, Yanks used to love shitting on Europeans, calling us europoors and laughing at our "lack of freedumb", but it only took a few years for them to realise they'd been lied to their whole life about how little happiness and protection they have compared to Europe, and just how often they get fucked in the arse by megacorps.

    Hence, angry little cunts like OP here, frothing at the mouth about nonexistent comments, bringing up a war that ended 80 years ago, and voting for a deranged orange baboon

  • What hypothetical movies would you like specific directors (living, dead, retired whatever) to make?
  • Ha ha the most controversial I can think of - the Invasion series by D.C. Alden

    A hypothetical scenario where the islamic state invades and totally conquers Europe, particularly focused on the UK

    Highly controversial but my god, what a brilliant thriller/action story. Really enjoyed every second of the books but I can see why they annoyed a lot of people lol

    Second - The Breach by Travis Lee. Absolutely gripping sci-fi that is a bit tricky to follow but would work well on film

  • The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss

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    Fuckin hell, that's a van! Not a people-carrier

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    BBC's Chris Packham reported to police after sniffing some chick

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    29 year old bassist punched in the face by 80 year old conductor for walking incorrectly

    www.theguardian.com John Eliot Gardiner pulls out of BBC Proms after punching bass soloist

    Conductor assaulted English singer backstage in France after reportedly telling him he had left podium on wrong side

    John Eliot Gardiner pulls out of BBC Proms after punching bass soloist
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    Man puts his head in Geneva's famous water jet, currently in hospital

    Apparently he didn't learn the first time and went back for more

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    Bug or feature - Swipe to hide only temporarily hides posts, when you reopen the app or change instances, they all reappear

    Mostly just wondering if I've set it up wrong lol

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