Brown & Serve sausage

I'm going to assume this isn't allowed to be called food in most countries 🤢🤮

Just a lot more gun-owning cowards

Christ on a bike mate, I know a few geezers who'd stab you if you served them a sausage that looked like that lol

Knew a guy who didn't wake up one morning

Funeral was nice

Oui, il m'arrive d'inventer des choses pour le plaisir ;)

Mother I crave vodka. Fetch me my shapka, woman

The cleaner used to be called Jif, it's been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where "Jif" is slang for a condom lol

The musical equivalent of wallpaper paste

Fucking hell trying to flyswat these pseudo-pedo cartoon communities is unbelievably fucking tiring!!!!

If you like phone puzzle games, have you tried Monument Valley?

Dunno who Jake Paul is but he looks like a cunt

Could someone post a gif of him being turned into wallpaper paste when it happens thanks

The French - Would you like me to burn your fucking car?

You couldn't make The Terminator in a decade because it'd just be a documentary

Another one is levelling.

A lot of people can see a picture frame is about 0.5° out of level and their fucking eye twitches until they fix it

Me included

That's nuts when you think about it

Very first thing on the list - support local businesses

Aye they need the support because the taxes are fucking crippling for small business 😅

But at least the taxes aren't quite so much being funnelled into "turning Palestinian toddlers into skeletons"

I was referring to the shitty thumbnail paired with the "sHiTE tHeY dOn'T waNt yOu tO seE"

This is spam, trying to get clicks for a shitty YT channel

Massive problem on Lemmy just now and needs to be stamped out

I mean I ask myself this every day

For the readers- the guy who wrote First Blood also wrote a book called Creepers and it's fantastic

Article or gtfo

Could you forward it to 00447726?

I get an error when I try to phone it