My old Dell laptop got a dark display corner and a few times of usage later it went completely and permanently dark. So I used an external screen only until I got my new laptop.
Lawful chaotic?

Be careful what you wish for.
A simple web-search shows ugly pictures.
Ready?

Pulaski?

Just leave my stapler alone this time.

Or if Denethor isn't appearing, just go as Dr. Best couple.

Some turn opaque by itself when you're doing your heavy sweaty business there for some time.

Ah yes, makes sense. Thank you!

Is this some golf term I'm too poor to understand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

Bonus: not only van Damme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kZuTdVeZsg

Freedom cells 🇺🇸 🦅

Don't worry. There are still box cutter cuts.

Just take a sad song and make it better.

It's strange. It's for me like All I Want for Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey.

The first time it's played at Christmas time I get in the mood. The following times I want to throw out my radio.

Der bekommt mehr Rente als viele in Deutschland, die in Arbeit sind.

lemmy.ml headquarters?

Way too many emotions and energy for real Olaf.

I remember when James Earl Jones died. Did I do this right? It doesn't work, I don't feel much older now.

Me, but it's a lot of work.

My favorite German words are verschlimmbessern and Backpfeifengesicht.
Here is a list with explanation and more examples:
https://callinggermanyhome.com/cool-german-words/