He's just a little brought down because...

when you knocked...

he thought you were...

Romanian

!

Now's your chance!

The original is a failure that did a disservice to the women on it, just one we know and are nostalgic for.

What? Isn't the original poster based on the book cover? How does it do a disservice to the fictional characters of the book?

Savers is the same as Value Village and it's a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They're not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

...how do you measure a year in Trump's life?

In golf games? In rubles? In lawsuits? In twitter postings?

In rallies, incitement.. in terror, in strife?

He's got the best health, better than any other patient I've seen! Strong veins... he's got all the bones, many very fine teeth! Beautiful daughter, Ivanka, very beautiful. Testosterone is off the charts, he's a very human man... entirely muscle, completely pronoun free! They say he's quite smart, went to Wharton, best student they've had in the history of colleges and universities before they all went woke. Big brain, almost too large for his head! Never has a patient score higher on a physical examination, and I'd know because I'm a doctor!

Cult of personality?

What's the Thai flag doing in the background?

Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.

"The radical left did it!!"

Ew, a stranger appearing uninvited in my house?

No, they can teleport to the driveway like a normal person, thankyouverymuch.

Congrats! When's the wedding?

It's not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn't know about REI. What the hell, REI!

"Someone keeps putting strange post it notes all over the mine!"

No space for drivers, no space for walkers

No space regardless

You're on my path? Then get off it!

• That bus, probably Mos Def

And when you're a MAGA, he lets you do it! You can do anything!

Now do Ticketmaster

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

He's been at the Milk Plus again. Dammit Korova Milk Bar, stop sharpening him up for the old Ultra Violence!

He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she's been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.