Man I spent all my life ignoring this guy and now he's all on my timelines.

Yes, he's a fuckwad. Of course he is, he's a billionaire. Can we move on?

When I learned to smoke fish on the BBQ, I invited my family over, and my sister asked for a second serving.

Non-voters are idiots but ultimately they will not vote. You can't lead a donkey to water

People who vote third party actively get up in the morning to piss away their votes. It's like leading a donkey to water and they decide to eat sand instead.

Look at them, driving so fast. Racing to be the first to the organ donation center.

Boo fucking hoo when I was a kid we opened the windows of the car to cool down.

I'm pretty sure places that are cold enough to freeze the gas have other solutions than oem remote start on their miatas

I have the ability to turn the car on and survive for the few minutes it takes for heat/cold to do it's thing.

Amount of time I thought "Dang, if only I could have started my car while I was not in it." In the past 25 years since I passed my license: 0

Cop gets the gun by destroying the machine: cop is dumb

Cop doesn't get the gun and someone gets shot at: cop is dumb

Moral of the story: cop is dumb

Idk, republicans don't really seem to be a happy bunch.

Because they're trying to defend paedophilia.

When your hacked together CPAP sends asbestos directly into your lungs because Bob from maintenance had some spare time to fix it, you'll be crying about malpractice.

Oui?

Je pars du principe que quand tu ne comprends pas une affirmation simple comme 'signes religieux interdit', c'est que tu n'es pas normal.

"interdiction des signes religieux"

Gens normaux : "ok"

Musulmans: "celui là il est interdit ? Celui-ci ? Et cela? Et celui là?"

"I wasn't interested"

We've had wired earbuds for longer than wireless ones, I've yet to read a story about one exploding into someone's ears.

Someone, in a mail including my boss and other managers, complained that my replies were too short

To which I replied

'They are as long as they need to be.'

So she went 'A little warmth would help communication greatly' or some other bullshit.

So I added automatic top and bottom text to my emails and for the past idk 10 years or so, all my emails start with 'Hi,' and end with 'Cordially.'

I kind of disagree. Medical devices should be repaired by trained professionals using OEM parts only.

How'd you feel if your pacemaker's battery started leaking acid into your body because Kevin from accounting had made a diy drone once and he found a good deal on AliExpress specials batteries.

Of course, that means manufacturers should be liable for any issues wrt lack of parts or available repairman.

That is not really a Discord problem, but a project problem.

I simply refuse to use any project that uses discord as their knowledge base.