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I will somehow find a 3rd even more awkward thing to do
  • Agreed, those people are the best. But also, that's a bit of a nightmare scenario, because now you have to decide if you're going to risk saying something from five minutes ago, or decline the kindness and feel bad for rejecting the gesture.

  • I will somehow find a 3rd even more awkward thing to do
  • Awkwardly attempt to join the conversation, only to be talked over mid-sentence by someone else, and so you wait for another lull. Attempt to start again, only to be interrupted again by someone else. Watch helplessly as the subject of the conversation drifts far from the point you were going to make. Minutes pass, and everyone is glad to be talking about something else. You let go of the moment, and resign yourself to remain quiet. Then someone says to you, "Oh, what were you going to say?"

  • Trump ‘border czar’ says administration will conduct workplace immigration raids
  • Sure, probably. But that's what happens when you elect leopards and have faces.

    The point is to inspire fear and demand unwaivering loyalty. A little random violence against your own people helps tighten the inner circle around the leader, hoping for safety. Anyone outside the circle is surely doomed, and only the most loyal are surely protected. The leader is fickle and irascible, so be on your toes and never risk his ire.

  • GM offers free nighttime charging to Chevy EV owners in Texas
  • Customers must also designate an EV to receive the charging credit through GM Energy’s Smart Charging Portal.

    There it is. If something is free, you're the product. Don't trade your private data for like $900 in electric bills each year.

  • The moment when the deepest shit you've read all day was the Merriam-webster dictionary
  • You can't be serious. This is some sort of elaborate counter-revolutionary psyop to make progressives seem like ineffectual dipshits, right? Nobody is this far up their own ass. I didn't hear you out? What in the entire fuck are you talking about? Answer a question or shut up.

  • Donald Trump Got Away With Everything
  • If we look at the actuarial tables for known rapists and convicted felons who are elected to be the leader of the most powerful nation to ever exist, he's going to die of advanced old age on a throne of gold while underage concubines tickle his flaccid genitals. There is no justice.

  • The moment when the deepest shit you've read all day was the Merriam-webster dictionary
  • You didn't ask because you presumed to know, and decided to dismiss my very basic and straightforward questions because you decided that I'm your enemy. If you feel "confronted" with questions like, "what do you hope to achieve?" and, "how will you know when you have achieved it?" then I suppose it's a good thing you'd rather run from a discussion than engage in it. Imagine what would happen if I had actually disagreed with your cause.

  • The moment when the deepest shit you've read all day was the Merriam-webster dictionary
  • How can I disagree with you when you cannot articulate what you want or how you're going to get it? You can't have allies if you don't have a goal. And if you bothered to check my comment history here or on any social media site, you'd know where I stand on pretty much any issue. But go ahead and enjoy your tantrum. The world is a mess, and I won't begrudge anyone a coping mechanism.

  • The moment when the deepest shit you've read all day was the Merriam-webster dictionary
  • Those really ought to be simple questions to answer, whether you deem me worthy or not (whatever the fuck that means). Any successful movement should be able to answer them in just a few words. It took you more time to be dismissive and snarky than it would have to simply answer them. If you could, you wouldn't need a civics lesson.

  • The moment when the deepest shit you've read all day was the Merriam-webster dictionary
  • What do you think a national strike would accomplish? Who are you negotiating with? What are your demands? How are you going to convince the half of the country that elected Trump that striking is in their best interest?

  • apnews.com Missouri executes a man for the 1998 killing of a woman despite her family’s calls to spare his life

    A Missouri man has been executed for the 1998 fatal stabbing of a woman despite calls by her family and the prosecutor’s office that put him on death row to let him serve out the rest of his life in prison.

    Missouri executes a man for the 1998 killing of a woman despite her family’s calls to spare his life

    “Tonight, Missouri lynched another innocent Black man,” NAACP President Derrick Johnson said in a statement.

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    I met Tim Walz at an event

    That man shook my hand, looked me straight in the eye, and said with a smile, "It's really nice to meet you." I am, in fact, incredibly unpleasant. WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT?!

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    I'm ready to be hurt again!

    Look, we're obviously not the best team. We have significant flaws, and Embiid cannot carry this team by himself.

    But how can you not be hyped after watching Batum raining threes and Tobias on the bench? Embiid took his time getting it together, but he got it done when it mattered.

    We can beat the Knicks. We can beat anybody if we play our best.

    Maybe we don't. Maybe we lose again and everybody starts thinking about next year.

    But we are still in this. The Philadelphia 76ers still have a chance to show the world what they can do as a team. So let's get hyped and enjoy the ride!

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    A "Healthy Amount of Cheese" is always an Unhealthy Amount of Cheese.

    I heard someone say this in a video recipe, followed by way more cheese than you should eat at once. It occurred to me that the phrase means ample, not nutritious.

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    Hulu sucks. How are you watching the game?

    Basically title. I'm curious how others are watch the game. I cut cable a long time ago, and have Hulu live for this season, but it's just awful. Their app sucks, the unskippable ads are all over the place, and tonight it started recording at 4:30.

    So what is everyone else using?

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    Can flies recognize that I'm holding a flyswatter?

    Has this ever happened to you? There's a fly in the house, buzzing around you, so you go to the cabinet to get the swatter. But as soon as you start wielding it, the little bastard disappears. You set it down, and now he's back, taunting you.

    Ok so obviously flies don't taunt, but do they have the capacity to recognize, even instinctually, that I'm holding a deadly weapon?

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    So, Five Centers, huh?

    Anybody else want to see all five on the court together and just have them make a giant wall around the paint? No? Alright, me neither then.

    So what the fuck is Morey doing?

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