Oh no the economy!
155 2 ReplyThe gas prices will probably go up.
18 0 ReplyThe shareholders aren’t going to like this.
14 0 Reply
Houston, you have a problem.
104 1 Reply“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.
70 8 ReplyI would have assumed the asteroid is large enough to have some sort of gravity and take a portion of the earth's atmosphere with it after it exits?
2 0 Reply
"Starting to think we'll never get Half-Life 3...."
62 2 ReplyThanks, Obama.
59 2 ReplyThat‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.
48 1 Replythere is definitely a negative correlation between trout numbers and the number of large asteroids that hit the earth
11 1 Reply
"NOT THE EARTH!!
That's where I keep all my stuff!"
- the tick
44 1 Reply"MY CABBAGE!"
40 2 ReplyHe never can get a break, can he?
3 0 Reply
"Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm............. Dammit this is a difficult choice...."
36 0 ReplyAsphyxiation is 10-15 seconds in the vacuum of space. The others are significantly longer.
Just saying.
10 1 ReplyHypothermia is supposed to be nice once you get past the shivering. You feel warm (even kinda hot), the fall asleep and don’t wake up.
Asphyxia would be so quick though, but I’m not sure how blood boiling in zero atmosphere would feel.
3 0 Reply
Or
5 1 ReplyDon't forget the massive shockwave from the exploding planet
4 1 ReplyVia what medium
11 1 Reply
Last man standing, bitches.
32 0 ReplyAt least I brought my towel
34 2 ReplyWell... shit.
33 1 ReplyOr "well... fuck."
11 1 ReplyYep
3 1 Reply
You don't say anything you just take your helmet off
25 0 ReplyAnd breathe in fresh air. It's a big lie, and you always knew.
2 0 Reply
Nooo the economy
(Stolen from another meme)
26 1 ReplyDon't panic.
26 1 Reply"Well that just happened" - Any Marvel Hero
25 1 ReplyI love it when a plan comes together.
21 0 Reply"Physics be damned"
4 0 Reply
I should have brought my towel...
21 0 ReplyThis is gonna ruin the economy.
22 1 ReplyAt least climate change got solved
21 0 ReplyWouldn't say solved, but it most certainly has changed.
4 0 Reply
what will
What would.
22 1 ReplyI'm sorry, that's not how this works. You'd better make peace family and friends.
12 5 ReplyYou'd better
You'll better
8 3 Reply
Sweet. Not going to have to face that upcoming election result.
21 1 ReplyShit....that's where I kept all my stuff.
19 0 ReplyShakira Shakira
18 1 ReplyShit, I forgot to pack potatoes.
15 0 ReplyWell, now I don't have to return those videos to Blockbuster.
15 0 ReplyBlockbuster
.... Who wants to tell 'em?
14 1 ReplyBut... Blockbuster still exists. You know that, right?
2 0 Reply
Oh shit, the economy!
17 2 ReplyNeed an xkcd to figure out how fast it would be going to plow straight through the whole earth like that.
13 0 Replyhttps://what-if.xkcd.com/20/ towards the end he covers this sort of scenario in the form of a diamond sphere.
16 0 ReplyI never should've doubted Randall
10 0 Reply
"Finally, it was damn fucking time"
12 0 ReplySee Linda, this is why I didn't want to go visit your mother!
12 0 ReplyAAAAAAAH
as I get pelted by Earths space debris
12 0 ReplyReally simple
“Bollocks”
12 0 ReplyI'm Polish so "Kurwa".
11 0 Replyfake polish, all the real poles would go "o kurwa" /s
3 0 Reply
"Awww, my sunglasses were in there!"
13 2 ReplyOh. Fuk.
11 0 Reply"LMAO fuck you jeremy"
10 0 ReplyWell, at least I don't have to worry about my student loans anymore.
10 0 ReplyIt's just a little asteroid... it's stil good, it's still good!
9 0 ReplyI knew I shouldn't have had that bean for dinner
1 0 Reply
Huh, that's not ideal
9 0 ReplyNo words. Just stand there still for a second, then just drop those boxes and remain standing there.
9 0 ReplyReminds me of a cool music video.
8 0 ReplyI didn't even have to click the link to know it went straight to let's go
3 0 Reply
Spaceballs? There goes the planet.
8 0 Reply"Honestly, can't blame 'em."
8 0 Reply"Nice, finally"
8 0 ReplyToo bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.
7 0 ReplyGrabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."
6 0 ReplyLol
1 7 Reply
"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"
6 0 Reply¿Dónde están mis pantalones?
6 0 ReplyBetter drink my own piss
7 1 ReplySolitary confinement for life, apparently.
6 0 ReplyI guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings
6 0 ReplyWelp…
6 0 ReplyHouston we have a problem
6 0 ReplyHouston, YOU have a problem.
18 0 Reply
Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..
6 1 ReplyOh shit... I left the oven on
5 0 ReplyDamnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.
6 1 Reply“It’ll buff out…”
5 0 ReplyAll full of beeps.
6 1 ReplyHuh..
5 0 ReplyWell, that happened
5 0 ReplyThat meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)
5 0 ReplyCan you leak the official documentation on that asteroid?
7 0 Reply
Dada or Mama probably
5 0 ReplyMother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.
5 1 Reply5 1 ReplyBoom, headshot.
5 1 ReplyPhew.
4 0 ReplyWell, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?
4 0 ReplyOh come onnnnnn!
4 0 ReplyWelp... here I am
4 0 Reply"does that seem right to you...?"
2 0 ReplyThis... Is my moment
2 0 Reply
What am I going to do with these two boxes
4 0 ReplyWell, that's going to leave a mark.
4 1 ReplyFinally!
3 0 Reply3 0 ReplySucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?
3 0 ReplyNothing a little duct tape can't fix
3 0 ReplyFucking finally, now I can rest in peace.
3 0 ReplyBasically this. https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs?si=cs-TCToaaCyLwzIY
3 0 Reply3 0 ReplyFucking FINALLY!
3 0 ReplyImma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue
3 0 ReplyI guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...
3 0 ReplyDamn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one
3 0 ReplyHe can expect to be pummeled by Earth chunks shortly.
7 0 Reply
"Fucking Empire!"
4 1 ReplyTime to hop into the cryo pod for 152 years.
2 0 Reply
So THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...
3 0 Replydeath sentence
2 0 ReplyIn this week's episode of The Slow Mo Guys...
3 1 ReplyProbably something along the lines of
I know you would make me happy
Girl I found my way out
I found it at last now I'm sober
I know it would make it concrete
Now you're cryin'
Whouhouwhou
How sweet a soundLet's go!
3 1 ReplyLET'S GO!
2 1 Reply
Thanks for the fish.
2 0 Reply"Uhm" probably
2 0 Reply2 0 ReplyLmao rip. GG no re, fr fr
2 0 ReplyOh no... Anyway
3 1 ReplyWhat am I doing in space?
1 0 ReplyThere was once a man from nantucket
1 0 ReplyWelp, there goes the Superbowl.
2 1 ReplyWell, so much for that.
2 1 ReplySo it was a one way trip? Always has been.
1 0 ReplySpaceballs? Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet.
1 0 ReplyThere goes my post-mission holidays.
1 0 ReplyHold, the value of bitcoin will surely recover, let's not worry
3 2 Replyoop i fard and shid pant teehee
3 2 ReplyFuck me Rhonda.
1 0 ReplyFuck, fuck me Rhonda
3 1 Reply
Huston, you have a problem!
5 5 ReplyBober kurwa!
2 5 ReplyNo way to play poker again
2 5 ReplyEarth and the comet that struck it;
Made a hole so big I could fuck it
1 5 Reply"That kinda looks like a fleshlight"
1 5 Reply