I'd love for people to explain to me how being happy despite the current state of the world is anything less than cognitive dissonance.
You're either miserable or living in a false reality.
I'm not defending him I've just never heard this before.
As I said it wouldn't surprise me I've just never heard about it before.
I snorted some marijuanas today! I'm chocked full of marijuanas! I've got more marijuanas in me than anyone!!
Mike Tyson is a rapist? I'm not saying it would surprise me but I'm gonna need a source for that.
No worries. I understand it's easy to use people's looks in an argument but it's just in bad faith. I look like a serial killer but I'd defend a puppy with my life.
That's exactly correct. It gave the milk a slightly spoiled taste which resulted in the chocolate being more bitter in flavor. I simply misremembered all the details.
This is how I feel but with ass instead of boobs.
Don't get me wrong I love boobs I just love ass more.
Seriously though. Ass is where all the fun stuff is!
I look like the type that would stab you and then play with the wound but I won't do either.
Maybe keep people's looks out of the conversation.
Hey man when you're right you're right.
That's my bad I remembered it wrong.
That's fair I just thought it was done to showcase the hypocrisy of a govt small enough to fit in your pants.
See I saw it as an irony type thing where the artist is showing the blatant hypocrisy of the idea of govt so small it fits into every household.
Maybe I'm just overthinking it.
What's with news outlets using the word "tap" lately?
It's not a fuckin card game where you tap your card to activate it.
Who tf just donates half a lion?
How do you end up in a position where you have two halves of a lion to donate in the first place??
Apparently I've been misled as the octopus I was thinking of, the argonaut, doesn't actually have a detachable hectocotylus.
Zefrank lied to me.
Are you one of the species that rips theirs off and hucks it at the female to prevent being eaten?
Maybe I'm thinking of an octopus..
Another omelet I made in a different kitchen!
Bacon, ham, sausage, with American cheese inside and out!
An omelet I made at work
It's got mushrooms, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, bacon, and hashbrowns as a filling and a topping, with a slice of American and Swiss cheese inside and on top.
Me every couple of hours
I'm unemployed and have too much free time. Luckily that will end in a couple of days.
Me when I open lemmy for that sweet sweet serotonin
Apparently my brain woke up and chose memes today.
What the fuck happened to YouTube!?
I just tried to look up a specific video of a Nick Swardson stand up bit. All I searched was "Nick Swardson loitering". There were 5 fucking ads before an actual user posted video, then one real human posted video that barely had anything to do with Nick, then 5 more fucking ads.
I knew they were forcing ads into videos but clogging the entire search feed with ads is unfuckingbelievable.
Is this really what it's come to? Ads are more important than what I'm actually looking for? Are people really okay with this?
Anyone else noticing more and more duplicate posts?
I'm not meaning similar posts or the same post but in different communities. I've been seeing duplicate posts in the same community by the same people with the same upvotes/downvotes. A literal duplicate.
Sometimes it's like I'm scrolling the same feed on repeat with a seamless transition.
Is there a way to gift someone a game from my Playstation library?
A couple months ago I tried to buy Ghost of Tsushima but in a drunken stupor accidentally bought Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. I didn't realize my mistake until I was like an hour into the game (again, drunk) so when I contacted Playstation trying to get a refund they told me I was ineligible for a refund due to already installing the game (even though it installs immediately after purchase).
So is there any way I can give it to someone else? It's not my type of game and I'll never play it so I'd rather see someone actually play it.
It's not that serious.
Inspired by a recent post about fork types. Stuff always seemed unnecessarily complicated.
What do you do with Nazi memorabilia?
I own a long dagger/short sword. The hilt is in the design of the German eagle with its wings spread out as the hand guard and in the middle of the hand guard is a swastika. The scabbard is also adorned with swastikas on the top, mid section, and bottom.
I don't want to own this piece as I don't want to be seen as a Nazi sympathizer or anything of the sort, but I don't want to sell it to someone who actually is a Nazi sympathizer or something like that.
What do I do with it besides trash it? I don't want to trash it because it's decent quality. It's not historic in any way (which disturbs me to think about) but it's well made.
What can I do with it?
*The item in question is not historical
Borger 😁
It's a bit out of focus but still clear enough to see.
I made myself a BBQ burger. BBQ sauce, ketchup, lettuce, red onion, bacon, with cheddar cheese.
Life uh uh uh... finds a way.
I don't even think there's dirt in there. It's an old birdbath with the top removed.
I was reminded of this after my phone autocorrected "honestly" into Throckmorton.
And before anyone complains about the ifunny watermark this picture was taken from Google.