Bart wider? Bort visor? Something like that 🤷😉

Nah, that was the trip before.

As far as smuggling drugs go, I'm as prolific as I'm incompetent!

Yeah, the TSA took my entire gallon of LSD!

What do you MEAN that's a ridiculously excessive amount even outside of an airport context? LSD is the one they chug in the commercials, right? The one with the frog?

between having the criminal case go forward as normal justice and protecting the office of the president. letting the rich and powerful be above the law

Fixed that for them. Any system where letting anyone get away with everything up to and including treason to "protect the office" is even an option is rotten to the fucking core 🤬

If you want to protect the office, keep the traitorous fascist out of it! That's how you protect the fucking office!

Would be a significant improvement tbh.. Can we just sentence Trump to rehabilitation now?

You white? If so, yeah you did. You may have gotten a bunch of intrinsic debuffs, but they'd be MUCH worse without the white privilege buff.

Sincerely, poor and disabled cishet white dude aware of his privilege.

I'd love to see a bare knuckle fight to the death between Trump and Zelenskyy or pretty much any world leader who's in reasonably good shape.

Not necessarily to decide anything, just for shits and giggles 🤷

That's John THE mastodon, thankyouverynuch! 😤

Teddy Roosevelt fighting monopolies. Also: literal bears, probably.

Yeah, Biden was the exact wrong president for this era.

The US and indeed the world needed someone bold to take decisive and transformative action to right the ship.

Instead we got an ancient creature of the establishment rearranging the deck chairs and yelling at people to shut up about the icebergs.

I am a wizard and I approve this acronym.

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Well, that was quick! I wonder what Alphabet was doing in the original tab 🤔

I bet lunch was what ultimately started the whole punk rock movement.

I wonder if you could teach them to read with treats

I read it as "threats" at first 😄

Either way, maybe 🤷

Todd evidently didn't know whether or not he was, is what I'm saying

It really isn't, though..

The leader of the Teamsters Union spoke at the modern day Nüremberg rally known as the RNC.

While a lot of tribalist Democrats tend to equate any criticism of Dem leadership with trumpism, that might not be what's happening this time 🤷

I swear to Gord

Deliberate misspelling of “God“, famous hockey player, or short for Gordon? More than one of the above?

That's how it is with the vast majority of cats, but some DO love a good belly rub!

Charlotte (pictured below) will climb onto my chest and plop onto her side to signal that it's time for belly scritches for the next hour or so, purring loudly until she's so blissful that she falls asleep and then again when she wakes up 😁🥰