Let me try something:
People, who own over a billion dollars, should be killed, cut apart and their body parts be prepared and eaten.No, no.
We have advanced compost and agricultural strategies to employ here.
Let's compost their bodies, use them to fertilize fruit trees!
This sheer irony of that on boring dystopia
Baste the Upper Caste
That's one lonely mod.
The mods life is a lonely one. To live amongst the regular users, but to never be one. To never show weakness. To be an avatar of all that is good and pure in a sub.
Mangia the rich
Just do a link out to a PNG that says "destroy the rich" and then have the text say "you know what to do..."
Then it won't get filtered. If you upload a new graphic every few posts and change the text part it'll be even harder for them to blanket ban your posts.
May I suggest a mass Reddit exodus?
Yes to today is the day
I finally gave up today. Well over a decade there and I'm f'ing done. Just got things going here, I hope it goes well.
i'd happily eat "eat the rich" crowd
Bootlicker
...In a good way?
Repeat after me:
Eat the rich
But saying eat the rich on Reddit is like a tradition.
This will probably piss off a lot of soon to be lemmy users.
Let’s hope.
Maybe it's time to start using rhyming slang?
You make a short phrase where the last word rhymes with the word you want. So for "rich", the phrase could be "bait and switch". Then you drop the end and just use the first part, in this case "rich" becomes "bait". Eat the bait. You could also make one for "eat", say "sugar beet", then eat-->sugar.
Sugar the Bait.
But plenty of other possibilities. For Luigi, it might be a little harder, all I can think of is squeegee and Fiji.
or just not be on reddit and get censored. facebook/meta is about to fucking crumble because their platforms are shit.
Remember that Luigi can be shortened to Gigi in Italian. And Mangione means "big eater". So Gigi Bigeater.
You could also say "Chuck's Brother," as in Chuck Mangione.
Let them eat Mac.
naw cause why do the noodles look kinda creepy
Pigboy is worried how he'll taste with Carolina BBQ sauce
(I don't actually want to eat him. God knows what's in his feed.)
fatten up on grain and eat his liver like foie gras
If I had that much time I'd just finish him on acorn and apples and smoke him for a dozen hours.
Man... When ABoringDystopia itself becomes dystopian, you know shit is absolutely fucked.
I'm just going to assume every billionaire pulling this shit for trump has an unfathomably disgusting record in the Epstein files. There's no way that every single one of them is deciding to be this overtly fucking pathetic.
It is crazy how they all lined up to do this to us in the age where nobody can agree on anything...
All of these parasites are aligned on fucking over the country and the peasants
Eat the rich doesn't mean literal cannibalism lol
Just let us seize assets above 999 million, and its a peaceful transition to more egalitarian society.
Wait? Really? Fuck me. I was supporting the proletariat because I thought we were gonna allow people to eat people. This is not the revolution I signed up for. What am I going to do with all this extra meat?! My freezer is completely full.
Not even needed to cap, you could just make a progressive tax that the wealthier population doesn't feel in order to provide a safety net and social mobility for everyone. That way there can be more rich people using less social services, so individual rich need to pay less while everyone is happy.
It doesn't? Great, now you tell me. burp
Por que no los dos?
What...I thought we were team Hannibal.
Eat the fucking rich cunts
Masticate the Moneyed.
Chew the Aristocracy
What about "eat the poor" from A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift? "Kill the Poor" by The Dead Kennedys? Can I post "Eat the Rich" by Motorhead?
The irony of the sub. Jesus lmao
It's a good Motorhead song
I love how Reddit has been supporting the right side of American politics since TD was a thing. Spez is such a pos coward.
While spez is a musk worshipping bootlicker now, back then he and most of the site were categorically against t_d. Your understanding of that time is pretty off.
Td?
The_Donald, I guess. It was eventually banned.
i thought they werent as TD was eventually driven out of reddit and spez edited comments on TD users
If Spez wasn't taking the Trump Coin to do ideological warfare on his behalf, he'd either be out on his ass or six feet under like Aaron Swartz. Then you'd have another Millennial corporate shit to hate in his stead.
At some point, you can't hate the player, just the game.
They're getting afraid. Trying to censor that stuff as much as they can before they face the inevitable guillotine.
Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right
Let them kill you and your family, don't complain.
Recently had a friend tell me that he couldn't even read reddit comments anymore because of all the "SJW bs". "I'm as centrist as they come and reddit has just gone way too far left recently". I haven't spoken to him since and was a little surprised by the total lack of awareness, as he's generally a very intelligent & fun person.
There have been problematic comments in the past, but it's not possible to keep the peace with the current political/societal state - the mental / emotional exhaustion is just too much.
My account got banned about 2 weeks ago for three days saying if you were were a republican you voted for a Nazi and fuck Nazi's.
People don't realize it but Reddit is working on suppressing everything as well. This plus the soon to be paywalled information. This shit is on purpose.
going the way of pornhub, sanitized the accts, that only clean, corporate material is allowed.
Are you telling me the president’s closest advisor doing double nazi salutes to a cheering crowd and his other closest advisor doing a nazi salute to another cheering crowd isn’t just a coincidence? Next thing you’ll tell me is Musk likes the name X because he enjoys drawing the rest of the swastika.
Sucks too. I found some really obscure advice on one thread that really saved me. I had an HTC vive and the sensor boxes weren't working. Someone commented that the Razer Chroma program fucks it up for some reason so I got rid of it and it worked. Lots of useful info, about to be inaccessible to the masses.
Eat Reddit then lmao
I got a 7 day ban for mentioning that someone managed to make Musk's AI say Musk and Trump deserve the death penalty in a thread shitting on Musk's AI. I tried to appeal the ban asking how mentioning this was "promoting violence" and I got permabanned with no explanations. Reddit has become a fucking cesspool.
i noticed when i repealed some of my unfairly banned acc, it was just an AI response, most of the time your repeal is automatically denied and never looked at by a actual person.
I posted this comment once before but it fits here so I’ll post it again:
I got [perma] banned for telling a mod “spank spank spank. Thats the sound I make as I spank you. Yes yes yes. Thats the sound you make as I spank you.” And I don’t regret it
Spank spank spank the rich
Yup, if someone could make a bot that changes every comment I've ever made into promotion of violence I'd run it. Fuck them stooges.
They are power hungry and don't give a fuck about user retention. It's a purge.
since the election, somoene mentioned on another site that they went 3-4 ban purges by FEB of this year already, its much more and aggressive than normal too.
Is anyone willing to test if "eat the poor" is also considered violent?
100% it’s not considered violent. I’m sure you could say worst about poor people and it would still be alright
Listen, the masses need to eat and soylent green is a perfectly economically viable solution. Don't try to paint ME as a bad guy just because I'm open to solutions
/s just to be safe
Curtis Yarvin “joked” that we should turn poor people into biofuel, so…
soylent green.
That sounds like a much more modest proposal.
To be honest, reddit has been awful for a long time. In the past it was just that they would ban you for speaking out against bigots, now it's just being awful for everyone else too.
The rich wannabe oligarchs are taking over every social media platform and news agencies. Twatter, TikFuck, FaceFuck, Instabam, CNN, WaPo and now Reddit. To hell with all of them.
spez/huffman have been shilling for trump for a while.
Yup. Wonder if Reddit will similarly moderate those who make comments like "your body my voice", "51st state" etc
If they were actually consistent, /r/conservative would be gone pretty quick among other things
a fellow noticer...
Just don't think about it.. or try pointing it out, lest you become undesirable to the administration
Soon they will probably use ai to pick out similar phrases people come up with without any updates. Like green Mario.
I was put on a 3 day ban for "hate" because I commented about the ongoing Palestine/Israel conflicts. Basically, I said Hamas committed a horrible act but the IDF/Netanyahu have also done terrible things. To be clear, I said BOTH groups have blood on their hands.
I was banned, but commenters who condemned Hamas/Palestine and called for ALL of them to be killed and then PRAISED the IDF/Netanyahu for killing them, were NOT banned.
Apparently, we are only allowed to speak out against one particular group 🇵🇸 ☪️. The other group 🇮🇱 🕎, is absolutely innocent, perfect, and has never harmed anyone. Allegedly.
We'll see if THIS gets deleted.
i said something similar while gaza attack was by "palestinians" the instigator was bibi, someone ranted and reported me. then many people that got banned from worldnews said they were so many israeli bots there astroturfing everything,
Basically, I said Hamas committed a horrible act
The problem with liberals is that they feel the need to apologize even before they make their point.
Then they're shocked by how easy it is to bully them.
it won't... if you say it ton news or politics sub on lemmy.world it would though, that's zionist mods ran those communities.
regime whore mods follow reddit modding policy
a boring dystopia mod team... huh.
I actually had a nice interaction with a mod on that subreddit just yesterday. A comment of mine was being auto-hidden. He explained why, then offered to help. Not the usual petty tyrant mod I expected.
Before I finally checked out, I got a month-long ban from r/electricvehicles for "That'll do pig, that'll do". Apparently automod isn't a fan of the movie Babe.
i was in the gym sub that randomly popped up, got a ban from it, for responding to someone qouting isaip MAC about his "gains" i was saying something along the lines of if your Juicing all the way. they dont like to hear the dirty word that they are using PEDS.
It's because of the new Reddit rules, Admins are doing a purge atm
How is this different from when regime started burning books back in the day?
It isn’t.
If you don't let people fix the problem democratically it will be time for guillotines.
It's an insane amount censorship that's for sure
I commented supporting Canadian boycotts of American goods - an economic protest and it got removed by Reddit admins for “glorifying violence”
As if policing upvotes wasn't bad enough, this is just... gross. Yeah, fuck reddit.
Don't you know, it's considered violence to use economics against the rich, that's only allowed against the poors
Denying a parasite the engagement and profit is the direct action everyone can partake in today...
well yeah; corporations are people too. they're the MOST people people. can't be violent against them.
only minorities-ethnic, gender&sexual, religious, political, etc, aren't people. it's fine to post your smuttiest snuff fantasies about us.
A while ago as a test I literally just typed “guillotine” without context or anything. Perma banned my 5 year old account.
Yeah, well a few years ago you got banned for saying "groomer".
Ill glorify violence alright. Fucking Red-dick.
I don't think you understand that assualt on the parasites' class profits is in fact violence under the regime they've created for us.
once that clicks, a lot more shit about how we are ruled will make sense lol
Anyone else think chocolate is great? I love to eat the rich, dark kind for dessert. It's a delightful way to end a meal.
I love eating White chocolate, especially from South Africa
threats are getting hella veiled
Invite the rich for dinner. For one.
And also they are the dinner. The rich people you invited. In that you literally intend to eat them. Thus the original play on words. "For one."
What about "France them"
They’re going to need crazy euphemisms, like on TikTok with unalived and things like that.
I like the sound of “I hope X has a great day.”
It’s hard to see how they can ban that. I hope the people fighting to keep the oligarchy going have a great day, and I hope the spineless Reddit executives who made this decision have a great day.
commenting the word black, or demographic can get you banned too.
Advocate for antivax bullshit that kills people? Sure! Encourage politicians to stop live-saving cancer research, gut the VA, and reduce safety standards that will have more people suffering? Cool beans!
Oh, you don't like that and want to voice your opinion? GFY
My country is about to strap a guy to a chair and have 3 government employees fire a gun at him. And that's fine.
Hey buddy, don't you know that billionaires are a protected class!
Iss die Reichen
they're perfectly fine with digesting the downtrodden though.
DIGEST THE UPTRODDEN! I think we have our replacement.
They must not be Aerosmith fans
Aero... what?
Compost the affluent
Your submission was removed as it advocates violence against either a specific person or a group of people. This rule includes thinly-veiled threats, or slogans such as "Eat the Rich". This is against Lemmy’s terms of service. (/s)
The fact that "affluent" and "effluent" are basically the same word can't be coincidence
Straight to gitmo. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$.
they are keeping it around for a reason...
Consume the well-to-do
Partake of the affluent
Horrible. Glad I’m out of there
I got warned on Reddit for saying someone deserved a dick punch for making his friend choke on a ping pong ball. Is it time for Reddit to go the way of Digg yet? What's Digg you say? Exactly.
Digg is coming back
NFT grifter kevin rose.
they want to off load freedom enjoyers into another corpo tank...
fuck 'em
FEDI IS THE ANSWER TO THE CORPO
If you thought Reddit was anything but on the side of Elon, Thiel, and the Nazi plutocrats, you haven’t been paying attention. And it will get worse and worse as time goes on.
They’re trying to control the conversation to the point that the Overton Window embraces open fascism, and it’s working.
Take this as a very good sign. They are afraid of implications of spreading this discourse. Go forth widely and proclaim it: “eat the rich”.
But in all seriousness let’s not loose the momentum. Online or offline we need to continue to push this narrative against capital, corruption, and genocide.
Why would they be against thiel? He was an early investor back in 2014 when Altman got involved
Shit like this makes me glad to have left that dumpster fire long ago.
For that to be on the boring dystopia subreddit is pretty funny ngl
many subs are probably infilitrated by the admins themselves or the mods that have direct ties to admins.
Its a lot better reading this from lemmy versus a sub you are subscribed to on cuckit
Why do you think we're here? Reddit is dying
God, I wish. But I heard reddit even grew when 3rd party API was banned. Why would it be different this time?
Why do you think we're here?
I think that depends largely on somebody's "join" date. If they're under 6 months old, they probably got banned/censored from Reddit. If they joined in the last 6-12 months, it's probably because of Reddit's AI policies. If they joined 12-18 months ago, it was probably due to the API changes shutting down third-party apps. If they're older than that, then they're probably just tankies.
i joined lemmy today because i deleted reddit during the API purge and just replaced it with RSS feeds of news orgs before finally digging in to trying this out. and this was literally one of the first comments i saw. incredibly ironic and very hilarious
If they’re older than that, then they’re probably just tankies.
hey now, some of us are FOSS greybeards
I get your point but I left reddit & joined the lemmyverse just a week ago, and did not get banned/censored.
I just felt that a ton of small niggles both technical and content-/moderation-wise had accumulated towards a tipping point.
I have used old.reddit for the longest time and there's always been some glitches (...). There seem to be delays, and they're getting longer. Whether this is just old.reddit or in general, I do not care.
There are other indicators that reddit isn't interested in keeping old.reddit working. It's just a question of time.
Then there's bots, including wetware bots. Whether they're just re-posting to farm karma or actively flooding certain topics with vile opinion or - after a noticeable delay that has nothing to do with timezones - tip the up/downvote balance in their favor: they are here, and it's not getting better.
API changes for me bruh
Masticate those with excessive means!
Do we think A Modest Proposal would just give them ideas?
That was some wild shit I just read.
I profess in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least personal interest in endeavouring to promote this necessary work, having no other motive than the publick good of my country, by advancing our trade, providing for infants, relieving the poor, and giving some pleasure to the rich. I have no children, by which I can propose to get a single penny; the youngest being nine years old, and my wife past child-bearing.
I agree; the rich are disgusting, don't eat them.
This is why we have trained leopards.
Good point. Do you think "The Rich Are Too Disgusting to Eat" would be allowed? It's clearly anti-cannibalism.
Wow. Back when I lived there, I never would have expected that I wouldn't be able to say eat the rich.
remember r/antiwork?
they spend good energy trying to discredit that sub genre...
it did not work...
then Luigi
they getting worried about their psyops not working on these key issues.
Plebs' resentment is getting to strong that PR don't work and this is making the parasite nervus.
Good, fuck them, they should not feel comfortable living among us. You can't expect to ruin people's lives and then be the good guy.
I'd be power tripping just to feel like a human being too if I had billionaire balls in my mouth 24/7
Liquidate the Bourgeoisie. In a blender.
Reality has executed Satire in broad daylight
now it's just molesting the corpse. there are extra holes, we don't know what it made them with and we don't want to. anyone nearby can smell it. the body isn't super recognizable, and reality is fighting off raccoons, vultures, etc. for it's claim.
soon the splinters of bone will be ground down and made into a concrete fleshlight. reality will keep fucking it until heat death, or we do something about the situation.
Digest the net-worthy?
Don’t eat shit.
Mulch the rich.
Yeah reddit's days are pretty numbered at this point. This shit is ridiculous.
half of its bot comments, its already half dead since for a few years already(iy was a post on reddit 1-2 years ago). im hazarding alot of the bots are mostly from russia, followed usa own troll farms, and then israel. reddit decided to only go after the OF and people who promotes thier own businesses mostly.
kinda obvious if alot of posts were being found as bots too.
a *lot of posts
masticate the unpoors
A borning dystopia indeed.
Same rule would quite honestly improve Lemmy quite a bit.
Not because of political reasons, but because it gets annoying opening any news post, expecting interesting discussion, and getting a bunch of versions of "eAt tHe rIcH" and guillotine comments instead.
That's like reddit behavior
We are reddit though just on a different site... lot of people mainly moved because of the api change.
Even someone believing they are "not like other redditors" is one of the most reddit stereotypes. Haha.
I was banned for the same thing but I wasn't so nice about what I'd like to do to the wealthy.
Digest the oligarchs
Consume those who hoard disgustingly large amounts of wealth.
Is eat the rich generally a call for violence? I actually don’t really know what people mean when they say this.
French revolution, Jean-Jacques Rousseau supposedly said "When the poor have nothing to eat, they will eat the rich."
It has always been a threat / call to violence and anyone saying otherwise is trying to justify it / soften the meaning.
Why would I say otherwise to justify? And regarding the softening, that's no problem some meat tenderizer won't solve, It's not that you have to be rich, you know. Handing over the loot is not too much to ask, seriously. If you can't find the irony in there, you might want to watch the same titled movie from the 1980s. I doubt you'll like it.
If we let the rich continue as they have been doing, then we’ll be forced to either all starve to death or sustain ourselves on the only meat available.
Partake of the affluent?
You gotta bust out that ol' thesaurus.
''Consume the abundance''
''Ingest the waxed''
''Partake in the Bloated''
''Drink down the Hog swaggle''
''Caramelize the Cashhavers''
''Snoot up the Heavy Laiden''
The comments in this thread remind me of something, I forget the original medium, but it was about fairy tales.
Paraphrasing, it spoke about how people passed along fairy tales, not because of our belief in dragons existing, but to reassure us that dragons can be defeated.
Also I recommend everyone watch, or rewatch, V for Vendetta. Many may suggest reading it, which is absolutely as valid. However, as a fan of movies, Hugo Weaving's performance is in a league of it's own.
The original long-winded quote is from GK Chesterton, but the shorter, neater quotable one is from Terry Pratchett, or more recently Neil Gaiman.
Boom the bourgeoisie
Consume the accumulated wealth, power, and privilege of the affluent elite in an act of radical socioeconomic retribution driven by the pursuit of equity and justice for the disenfranchised masses
$20 says that gets banned.
Reddit has rules against inciting coprophagy? TIL.
Sometimes though you like to splurge on a flight of the rich from all over the world!
Consume the upper class? Vore the bourgeois?
Vore
Was gonna say, pretty lame of reddit to ban vore content.
They actually did that since I left?
Perhaps dining on the poor is more palatable.
I heard the hypothesis put forth that sucking time, energy and money from people is the allegory of vampire tales.
Fuck Reddit's bootlickers?
I wonder if I OD if I ingest the coctail making Trump's blood still flowing. His admin sure puts my Fallout characters to shame.
Fun fact this is also against .world's tos.
By all means, eat the rich, but cook it well done, it's full of brain worms and ketamine and other vile stuff you probably shouldn't be eating.
Probably a lot of heavy metals and other toxins too
Is it? I think I've seen on some .world communities a few times
You're hilarious. You can eat as many rich people as you can trap on .world
Please stop lying to the newcomers or else I have to post pictures of Putin giving head to Jinping.
You mean reddit.world?
someone try "enslave the poor" and see what happens.
