Stakeholders that want a payout will demand the data be sold to the highest bidder.

And other companies will probably be interested in said data and willing to buy.

I would like for it to be destroyed as well, but capitalism going to capitalism.

Similar to how companies are reaching to create the death machine from the book "do not create the death machine", companies are racing to create the "dead internet", where even if humanity dies, there will still be internet traffic.

Yep, companies give "unlimited PTO" because it's a way to actually reduce the amount of PTO employees take.

Give them 20 days PTO/year? They'll take around 20 a year.

Give them unlimited PTO? They need to justify every bit of PTO, so probably only get to take 4 or 5 for important days.

What if that something else was a cheeseburger and I already ate it?

I have not wrapped my head around the latest absurd naming schemes from Intel and AMD. I thought the core Ultra parts were mobile chips?

Upside: not fired.

Downside: have to do work.

Upside: make money

Downside: not enough money

Yep, Gucci and Louis Vuitton on the prowl.

Given how the crazies are going at the moment I'll try and fill in some of the gaps

1. Destroy power substations
2. Eat the cats, eat the dogs
3. Grift through a GoFundMe
4. ???
5. Race war!

Xcom: 99% chance to hit

Also Xcom: miss.

Make sure you get a reputable VPN to avoid issues with any "questionably acquired" content.

Honestly, this does explain why vendors like HP seem to have every possible combo of device available in their business class laptops as Intel CPU options, but it's sometimes like pulling teeth to get equivalent AMD options.

It's sometimes a PITA if a client specifically wants an AMD machine for some reason.

It was obviously a temporal anomaly.

Or each grain of rice is a Q, just paying a visit. An ensign tried to vacuum up the rice before the ceremony and was turned into a bowl of petunias, so Janeway took the hint and left the rice alone.

Oh crap I crashed. Better reinstall the OS.

Surprised they didn't lean into it. "Just lost your job? More time to play games!"

Then he ate the dog?

Instructions unclear, treated otters well.

Just treat the debate as normal, but they just swap to the empty podium where Trump should have been.

After the debate they say Trump showed a marked improvement this time.

This is an Aristocats joke, right?

If a school provides a device to a student to take home there's two possible outcomes.

1. They provide a managed device, and with any management tool, there's a way to invade privacy, intended or not.

2. They provide an unmanaged device and get sued by parents for letting their"innocent snowflake" access unwanted content.

In both instances there's something to legitimately complain about, but I still say the first option is the better one. The problem comes with oversight and auditing on the use of those management tools.

Not to mention that even with the second option of unmanaged devices, invasion of privacy can still occur if students are stupid enough to use the school provided accounts (Google, 365,etc)

Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say "yes thank you" because drugs are expensive.