I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

Cop: these books made me horny, you should be ashamed of yourself for allowing me to get turned on by a book, in fact I'm going to confiscate all of them so no one else has to be turned on by this filth.

Everyone thinks Australia zoo was for the preservation of animals, when it was really Steve's own personal fight club.

I worked there in the 90s and the amount of times I had to physically pull him off of animals throughout the day was ridiculous, I kept telling him, Steve its a fucking emu... It isn't trying to steal your wife mate!

You're welcome.

Naww, I'm glad it was a very good month for Donny!

And how does he get Megan Fox in it?

What should we watch?

Gotta keep some things that feel like reddit.

Flip the cap off the secret button on the wheelchair to activate drone mode

Well aren't you lucky with your not feeling old! I bet you dont even make a noise when you sit up, do ya!

But then I can't complain!

You read it wrong, it should read:

U I N N E S S E M I T G

Sooo, roast pork would be ethical cannibalism?

Nah he opens a portal that goes directly to Skid Row, he is instantly stabbed, robed and killed.

Pork has no fucking business being that damn tasty.

Its like its begging to be cooked.

Last year the supermarket I work for got our hot cross buns in ready for Easter, 3 weeks before Christmas day.

Just to the left is an alley way with a side courtyard that goes behind the building with a ladder, thats my favourite spot to sit there racking up a bounty, there's only one way up and multiple places to hide.

Ffs

They try this bullshit for generations now.

You couldn't get gen x to work for free, you couldn't get us millennials to work for free, what makes you think you'll be able to get the next ones to work for free lol.

I always tell people " what do you mean? This smells perfectly fine, your just being a sook.