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I miss console ads being this weird
  • The Bags that spare buttons come in, or how I used to get all my drugs.

  • I miss console ads being this weird
  • Ps3 is starting to be referenced as retro now....

  • "im so tired"
  • Yeah, just very tired.

  • tranquility
  • this is probably the best

  • Teenagers still doing cinnamon challenge
  • If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
    I'd been married long time ago
    Where did you come from, where did you go?
    Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

  • "im so tired"
  • Can I be put to sleep?

  • Stonehenge sprayed with paint by environmental protesters
  • I've tried, they're too busy tho..

  • Friendly reminder that Chuck Norris is a piece of crap
  • Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.

  • i should buy a boat.
  • Its usually good at making hands look good when generated in one go, but I made it extend down a few times to get the full image.

  • ACAB.
  • Go be a pedophile somewhere else. I'm done .

  • ACAB.
  • Man its a shit joke, get over yourself and go punch a cop if you're king of ACAB, I'm done with your projection, I think the jokes dumb, get over it you dumb cunt. Fuckin this is why people hate the left now, YOUR ATTACKNG SOMEONE WHO HATES COPS YOU RETARD, but no you gotta protect your dumb meme fucking retards everywhere here.

    Block me ban me I dont care I'm done with you and your shit.

  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus Calls ‘Bulls—‘ Over Complaints That ‘Comics Can’t Be Funny Now’ Due to P.C. Culture: It’s Not an ‘Impossible Time to Be Funny’
  • If Anthony Jeselnik can still go out there and make the jokes he does, then its not that people are not laughing at your offensive joke, they just not laughing at your shit joke.

    Its just a skill issue.

  • Julia Louis-Dreyfus Calls ‘Bulls—‘ Over Complaints That ‘Comics Can’t Be Funny Now’ Due to P.C. Culture: It’s Not an ‘Impossible Time to Be Funny’
  • The cast make up for him by being so ridiculous and the concept being stupid but funny.

    Its worth pirating it to watch, reminds me of the cheesy early 2000s comedies like Good Burger or like the stupidity of Mars attacks which is a damn good piece of comedy.

  • Oldest wine ever discovered in liquid form found in urn with Roman remains
  • I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.

  • Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy?
  • Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!

    That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.

  • Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy?
  • @[email protected] is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.

  • Promise?
  • I just used incognito to hide it from anyone that used my phone, no one needs yo know my porn habits unless I willingly share them.

  • I want a horse for my bed (maybe minus the manure).
  • The Mafia: You heard em boys!

  • An All Male Advisory Council on Biblical Womanhood
  • 900 petabyte each, double for the one on the left

  • This union was not meant to be.
  • No no no, we're not fools, its the people afraid of odd numbers who are the fools, lol the number 3 can't hurt you, you bloody weirdos.

  • AI Generated Music dumbass

    DIZZHOBO and The T-1000 Military Band - Fuck You, It's A Country Album.

    Original lyrics by DIZZYHOBO.


    I beat it!

    So this game has never had internet access, so the names of the ai characters HAVE to be stored in game....


    Milk and Cereal