I guess I'm not growing old
Whelp...
I'm not sure I want to know...
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
I dont't know lulz
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
It's fairly self explanatory
Does it have any resemblance to Ice9?
SUPPLIES!
Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
Painfully, I'd assume
Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
With a bang
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
If you have a mouse, try Ctrl+left click or maybe click the mouse wheel. If it's a touchscreen, try long-pressing a link to get your new tab option.
And now you don't need an account for that site. Have a nice account death?
I just got tired of always middle-clicking because I would inevitably forget to, close the tab I was using, and get annoyed. I actually ended up needing to post on that site eventually, so the account has purpose now, at least.
So many ways...
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
🤷♂️
A Japanese Math Rock band murders me
Uhhhh.
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
On an intelligent journey.
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Suicide I guess.
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Saving the world a lot.
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
Adorably.
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
In a blaze of TexMex
His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Oh, no…
Oh god
RIP
Yokai
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Self Explanatory actually.
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
Sleeping with the fishes
Suicide.
Shmurdered Murdered....
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
Obesity, and bounciness.
You wouldn't understand
No idea
Having the time of my life
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
By Japanese sword thrust
Don't! Sudoku is not the answer D:
....that last step will be a doozy.
Too many pineapples
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
I don't think I wanna know
Alcoholism.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Oh this is an easy one
Haha this is the best comment 😂
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
Maybe you die in a dark room
hmmm...
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
then one day you wake up an acorn and you feel yourself reaching for the sky
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
Strangled by my hoodie?
Or you jumped
He died doing what he loved!
By a spear, then repawn after 3 days
Did I see you on the interstate?
Bolstering national faith?
Overwhelming millions every day!
Ceasefire Violation?
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Too many to count.
Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
Nihilistic fruit
Starving, because I couldn't remember where I hid my nuts.
My dog finds and eats squirrel peanuts semi-regularly on walks. It's cuter than when he tries to catch them directly.
Thor dropping a mountain on my head.
Unlucky
Eh, kind of intentional. If you're gonna fuck around, you're gonna find out.
Jesus Christ, that'll be gruesome...
If it's on camera you'll be hugely famous
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
It will be a hell of a party!
My character makes a sandwich. I reach for the peanut butter...
A stylish infinite combo from Meikyousisui MvC2 Vol. 10 that only works on me.
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
Mind control cereal
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
The fucking Russians, of course.
Raptured by the One True Dog
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
Derogatory slur
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
Inviting my Farmville girlfriend over.
Not the Fediverse Chick?
She's blessed my inbox twice, so not sure!
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition
I guess I'll explode
Furiously stroking my willy.
Bridge collapse
Took me a second to realise it's not "Theme at Bridge" and think "What the 'eff does that mean??!!"
I'm already gone...
exit 0
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
Ouch...
Boiled alive
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
In a squeezer
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
No idea
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
Too much taco bell
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
Dunno
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
Jaywalking.
Error caused by an invalid pointer
Corrupted save data
Cat.
Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤
Tree fall maybe?
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Just broke.
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
Some catty wampas, likely.
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
quickly
Impressively.
anonymously
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
My nemesis showed up.
I get murder suicided
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
In the dark.
A human centipede but made of weasels
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
Death by human error... sounds about right.
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Well shit.
Struck by railgun fire.
Napping with a kat?
oh oh... I'm in danger.
I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
That's a good question...
I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid
I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
Killed by giant snake.
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
Someone wants me dead
by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.
An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.
King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
I literally have no idea.
Suicide.
Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"
I've played enough roguelikes I'm primed to expect an excruciatingly detailed accounting of my own death now. Unfortunately, that's not mentioned in any religion.
Being the boss
alone and unknown :')
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
the nose Balrog
I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?
Not at all I guess?
