Hilarious or insane? You decide.

I want to meet this person, someone with such strong opinions on food is either the most amusing person to talk to, or an insufferable zealot and I really want to know which this person is.

Someone with that many bumper stickers is always going to be the latter.
- 2-3 bumper stickers is ok. Over 12 is an art statement. 3-12 is deranged
- I've been pleasantly surprised in the past. I'll hold my judgement

Used to live near someone whose car was covered in "Meat is Murder - Animal Holocaust" stickers.

I bet the pig butts guy is more pleasant.

Eh, anyone who goes out of their way to shit on other people's dietary preferences is unpleasant in my book.
- It's not even like the vast majority people who refrain from gluten just because they don't like it or think it's healthier. It's because they can't tolerate it. This car reads to me like someone ragging on people who have peanut or shellfish allergies.
- What if my dietary preference was cannibalism? Then would it be okay to shit on my dietary preference?
  
  Not eating animals isn't a dietary stance, it's an ethical stance.
- "meat is murder" is directly attacking other's dietary preferences. The person in the picture looks like they are sharing what they love with the world.
  
  If one feels attacked over what someone else loves, they probably need some self reflection.
anyone who is that passionate about shitting on others will be insufferable tbh

Really makes it for me, that depending on which stickers you look at, they might be:

vegan
aggressively anti-vegan
pig fucker

This is a truly amazing post. Really inspired writing. Thank you for making me actually lol and forcing my wife to listen to me read it out loud

the amount of stickers, humorous or not, one has in their car is directly proportional to how crazy they are.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

Demetri Martin
I have one anarchy sticker on my car. How crazy am I?
- just slightly
brb plastering my car in bumper stickers

Unless artwork or travel tokens, my general rule of thumb is stickers are like emojis. The more someone uses them, the more insane they are.

I read something once that there was a correlation between bumper stickers and vehicle personalizations and aggressive driving.

I'm not a real aggressive driver anymore, but I figure every little bit helps... or can't hurt rather.

Though I do like reading other people's stickers at stop lights.
- Best bumper sticker I've ever seen was on a classic VW Bug. It read: "When I grow up I want to be a limousine."

Sponsored by their cardiologist

The person is actually a cop

Guessing they're estranged from their family of gluten-free health nuts, now they run a pasta/BBQ restaurant and are proud of their new lifestyle. Alternately, a waiter who snapped and couldn't take it anymore.

My guess was going to be millennial English teacher who got fed up with the new cafeteria menus and that all the good lunch spots close by are also hopping on the bandwagon. Because it's themed and meticulously laid out, like a perfectionist English teacher might do.
- Also because Subaru wagons are entirely the domain of professors
More likely someone who's never even met someone that doesn't eat gluten but fears and hates that they exist

It's so sad that your identity has become pushing back against people with food allergies because it was, at one point, trendy. They just be a sad, sad person. I hope they find more meaning out of life

I want to eat at this guy's house

Too much of this good thing could give you clogged arteries. I love bacon, but I don't want a bacon sandwich made with deep-fried breaded ham slices in place of bread, & slathered in butter.

Shit. Maybe I do, now that I've written it out.
- We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.
- Dude make me one too
- I mean having such a sandwich even every few weeks probably won't negatively affect you that much. It's eating like that daily that causes problems.
- A real bacon, pork roll, or other pork fat + salt processed meat sandwich needs to use waffles instead of bread. Don't forget the Mrs Butterworth syrup because you need your daily dose of high fructose corn syrup too.
- Nah, it's okay, I'm sure they'd be okay with throwing that in a delicious, gluten-packed bun. Wrapped in bacon.

I bet they weigh like 500 lbs

I mean, if you run and exercise regularly, this all accurate and even healthy. Except the lard. Carbs fuel exercise or recovery, pork chops are high in protein and lean, bacon is fine in moderation and also has protien. And gluten is only bad for you if your allergic to it, otherwise you're just eating shittier food for no reason.

But yeah, probably.
- You can't exercise your way out of poor diet. Cholesterol is a killer. Carbs, bacon, butter, are fine in moderation, but these stickers don't tell a story of moderation.

You're all just intolerant.

gonna lose their fucking mind when they hear about pork belly sliders

Pork belly bao too... yummyyyy

No love for GMOs?

GMO for life fam checking in

I wonder if the love pig thing is actually anti-muslim. And love gluten is to own the libs.

Don’t think so, because pigs are not kosher either.
- ...You can be anti-Muslim without it having anything to do with other groups of people. Not that being anti-Muslim is a good thing.
  
  God I hate the binary-thinking world we live in.

I don't think they know what gluten is.

It's what he craves.
- It has electrolytes! :-P

Look, homie is just spitting facts and expressing their love for good things. If that's crazy well,

"The LARD is good" is actually a decent pun.
- Appropriate for all us Pastafarians. Praise the Lard!! May he bless us with his noodley appendage 🙏🏼
- Praise the lard!
  
  I do! It's a wonderful fat for many applications. Baking, cooking, sexual lubricant, coffee creamer; you know, the usual.

This is definitely the car of a crazy person, but they've given me a pretext to once again point out that the man who discovered Gluten Sensitivity in 2011 retracted his own findings four years later, and there is probably no such thing as non-celiac gluten sensitivity.

I'm just mad cuz I miss gluten.

Insane. Extremism is never the sign of a sane mind whatever the topic.

Nah, there's a point where you go beyond extremism and return back to sanity, the trick is to hit that sweet spot and not keep going back to Insanity.

I think this person nailed it.
- ...What.

Someone is on the way to Flavortown!

I find it funny they specifically are about pigs because just the other day, a vegan community posted a chart of the negative environmental impact various farming industries have, and pigs were the lowest impact when it came to animal farming. It was only slightly higher than farming soy.

Not sure which post you're referring to, but from Our World in Data, pig farming generates more emissions than farming chickens. They are lower than beef, but that's not saying much, since beef is an order of magnitude worse than most other foods. Pig farming also generates four times more emissions than soy.

Where the only lean is in their suspension

Where's the I <3 MSG sticker?

Seriously - that stuff is powdered magic. I started cooking with it a few years ago and it's a total game-changer. The only challenge was forcing myself from adding too much. It seems to have an actual acrid taste if you add so much that it's obvious.
- Somebody once told me that it's good in desserts. BIG mistake. It tasted like battery acid.
MSG is the umami cheat code.

Just put that in any food and instant umami goodness.
Doesn't hurt anyone's feelings so there's no point.

Glutenous Maximus over here loving that Pig gluteus maximus.

Meh. No real commitment here. I bet this person also likes beef. Pick something to be crazy about and stick to it.

Let's swap their lard for tallow and see if they notice.

I mean I don't disagree with any individual stickers.

There's agreeing with the stickers, then agreeing with the STICKERS.
- Where i comefrom pig stickers are a common tool for food prep and self defense

The sticker reads "PIG - Pretty Insensitive Guy." It should instead be "Petty Insensitive Guy"

The power of Lard

Nice to see a Jello reference in the wild.

Insane. Also probably a asshole.

It’s fully trolling and hilarious. All for it. 🥓🥩🍗🍖🧈🍞

Both? They aren't mutually exclusive!

Insane because it seems to stem from the believe that there is forceful opposition to their beliefs. Maybe they live nextdoor to a PETA psycho but that seems more like an outlier.

Just another reactionary. Probably bought into hating vegans because it's cool on the internet and decided to do a little rl trolling.

Ohio plates and a p&g sticker check out

I'm not sure I understand what this is all about.

So tired of seeing "gluten free" on everything. Still hoping for the day I see a package say "extra gluten!"

Lemme tell you about seitan lol
- Hail Seitan!
- Went in to comment that :D
  
  For those who don't know, seitan is essentially pure gluten, boiled and slightly seasoned.
The best two I've seen are gluten free bacon and gluten free water bottles.
Hot dog buns have extra gluten.
And here I am can't find anything gluten free when I need it.

https://youtu.be/J1DAmmROUX8?si=sepM4PtDn2MsTwqv

if trying to cover up being a kiwifarm user, insane. otherwise hilarious

Meh, no crazier than anyone with the same number of bumper stickers expressing the a unified opinion and not as crazy as the religious folks who have entire passages of their scripture spelled out on their cars (usually vans) with individual letter stickers.

Both.

All those things are true, so I would take a chance on meeting them.

Without all of the other stickers, one might assume "Life Is Better With Pig" was referring to their dating preferences.

lol of course this is in my home state of Ohio...

Life is NOT better with P&G

They don't love pigs, they love pig meat. They should be stripped of their clothing and forced to live among the pigs at a butchering farm.

Kinky

Honestly, I kinda get it. It's getting really hard to find real food. Fries taste WAY better cooked in lard. It used to be the norm, but is impossible to find now. Same with donuts or anything fried, really. Also gluten free stuff tastes like shit. I'm happy it became a trend for the actual celiacs out there though.

I know this is meant to be funny, but animal fat > vegetable or palm oil any day.

But it's not like it's hard to find things that aren't gluten free though. That's like, most of the grocery store.

I'm not sure I'd call things that aren't fried in lard "not real food".
- It isn't real unless somebody suffered.
It's great for coeliacs, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of gluten free stuff (I'm not a coeliac but I have a parent and child who are and consequently eat a fair bit of gluten free food). Mostly it's shit cause it's low effort. With the right flours a ton of stuff is actually good, but mostly homemade. Some of the store bought breads are passable now (though pricey and I doubt anyone buys it out of preference if not a coeliac). What's annoying as fuck is having to tell your 5 year old they can't have something because something that in no way needs gluten in it contains gluten.
Accurate but I really don't think that's what he's going for.