Exhibit A

I just want to do my hobbies, travel, and eat good food. I don't have "spiritual needs" and this armchair pseudo psychology is right behind Christianity in terms of "shit I'm tired of hearing."

Religious people physically can't comprehend non religious thinking. If I didn't have Christianity shoved down my throat every day, I wouldn't think about religion at all.

If there were no religions I'd figure that human race is one where tribalism can't catch on as well, in which case there would probably be a lot less organized violence like wars.

Individual crimes are always going to happen with or without religion. Crimes generally have real tangible punishments and there are still criminals. Imaginary punishments aren't going to do much to stop them.

The right malded at a black president. It will be glorious if it happens twice.

LMAO searching "____ reddit" is the only time I visit their site.

They just really have no clue.

I want to self host instead, but then there's always the "what if a tornado hits my house and I lose my life's work?" fear that keeps me using GitHub...

Edit: thanks for the suggestions, I'll look into them!

I'm surprised Trump hasn't set up a subscription service for being American™ so that he can say political enemies are not American™.

What he thinks will happen is Tony Stark inventing a... Thing. And this Thing will make the climate better by doing... Stuff. And no one will have to change or do anything or even think about it because this Thing will do the Stuff for them.

I saw a tiger pacing back and forth and thought "yup, predator" and then it rolled on its back and exposed its fluffy belly and I was immediately disarmed.

In a restaurant complaining to the boss = more likely to lose your job.

You're agreeing with me, dumbass.

If the Internet is any indication they will be long furbys.

One guy wants fascism but the other guy talks like porky pig so might as well vote for the fascist.

Pictured: Batman beating his woman.

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

I always assumed it was news as plural. Here's a list of new's. This is new, that is new.

I think the corpse acceptability must also account for whether the person expects a corpse to be present.

People would cut their arm off of the marketing was good enough.

I tend to do the most embarrassing sitcom shit possible when someone is watching me do something I'm an expert in.

They're corrupt because of the Mafia. Who killed Thomas Wayne for standing against them. Mob corruption has less to do with money and more to do with threats and blackmail. Bribes are just entrapment. Bruce Wayne can do fuck all against that.

Seriously, any "why didn't Bruce do ___ instead of be Batman?" Has been answered in the comics.