Wouldn't it be incredible if this is what finally took him down? You just know he's going to make some false statements to law enforcement.

I was honestly waiting to hear about him getting shanked in prison.

Somehow the right is going to blame this on clean energy technology.

Honestly not a terrible decision. It sounds like even if he went ahead and did the surgery to try to salvage the finger it might not have given him full function of that digit. Why keep the finger if it's not even going to be usable?

For those of you who only know temperatures based on internal temperature of cooked meats:

123F-danger zone of most meats, some bacteria will continue to grow at these temperatures

170F- all meats including ground poultry are safe to eat at this temperature, but most people would call steak way overdone at this temperature

200F- start of 6 pack number 2 for cooking brisket, depending on what texture you're going for you might be able to pull it or drink another beer

109F- you trying to kill someone with that burger?

The potential Bernie running mate turned Republican? Who gives a damn about her opinion anymore?

I don't want young men to die, I want the Russians to go home, return Ukrainian sovereign territory, and live peacefully. I don't want Russians bombing and killing Ukraine or any other nation. I want them to fuck off, and if they won't fuck off, I want the Ukrainian military to kill them all and protect themselves.

It's not gravity, it's the Force^TM

Found on the streets of South Dallas with glaucoma in her now surgically removed eye, happy as ever and would still fetch all day if she could.

I don't know some of those words, probably ought to say it's 600 dollary-doos

I just assume when I hear "tribal lands" or "reservations" that it really means "less desirable areas of the country that white dudes didn't want and gave to the indigenous people to appease them".

He did them a favor if you never have to see another Elon Musk post again

They had by far the best debate coverage

That's an easy thing to say when you haven't laid off a ton of your workforce, might be careful operating like that the way tech has been cutting jobs lately.

Nah, fuck a golf match. Who gives a shit about golf?

He's already having issues with his speech and he keeps doing these weird tangential rants that don't make any sense.

What about a ring that gives the wearer supreme power?

Jo-eva eva, eva-eva

I have nothing against Harris, but we already have people whining about the primary that was basically unopposed for Biden. I don't know that the US voting system is organized enough to crank out another primary, but it might be worthwhile.