You have mistakenly assumed that the GOP wants or cares about democracy.

Wouldn't the value of this advertising be a direct campaign contribution that could violate campaign finance laws?

Not quite zero. There's always Republican politician.

Forget about the content. If any company spam text/emails me about any political bullshit I'll ban/boycott them just for wasting my fucking time. Fuck spammers.

Being a reporter for The Onion gets harder every day with these chuckle fucks turning your material into real life.

All of the Trump rally photos that I have ever seen have an audience behind him. If they did the same here, then any missed shots would go into the audience.

The book that he should be looking for is a 3rd grade grammar textbook.

185Wh battery

The problem is that you can't bring it on a plane. LiIon batteries on aircraft are limited to 100Wh

The upgrade looks like a pain in the ass

The face eating leopard's mouth is watering.

All this talk about Biden could do all of these administrative things that he can't legally, but it misses the point.

Say he pushes some illegal orders. He can not get in trouble for pushing them, but they can be legally challenged and shot down quickly. Especially when you can legally "tip" helpful justices.

He would need to do things that could not be taken back.

crime involving moral turpitude

Moral turpitude laws are puritan christian bullshit that should not exist.

But since they do, me might as well use them to unleash the face eating leopards.

Plot twist. They used ChatGPT to write it -- The article is a confession

Quite the opposite. Lots and lots of rules for everyone except them.

The C=64 SID was even further ahead of its time

Any training needs to be tailored to age.

Training for 5 year olds should be mostly about thinking about not putting themselves in danger, recognizing when somebody needs help, and getting help.

As for high school age you can get certified as an EMT at 16, so high school age can handle this type of class.

H1B requires that companies show that no qualified Americans could be found, so those listings are written so nobody could or would want to apply. Stuff like 10 years experience in software released 5 years ago, entry level job/pay requiring a masters degree, etc.

What this sounds like is legit listings, but done to give the outward appearance that company is strong/growing and to scare current workers into thinking that they will get replaced if they are not killing themselves slaving away.

Rule of 3's. You can go 3min without oxygen, 3 hrs without shelter, 3 days without water, and 30 days without food. It is a bit of generalization, but its close enough to set priorities in survival situations.

They had a big library, but not the user base. They were definitely not maintaining anywhere near the infrastructure and bandwidth of major streaming platforms. Netflix claims 260 million users. It's not hard to get a giant catalog when you dont have to pay for it.

Hot dog is optional.

The $5 rotisserie chicken is not