My Kevin Bacon number is two. I know a guy who was an extra in tremors. I have no other achievements in life, so this will have to do.

Blowing people up isn't cool, but pursuing a primitive lifestyle? Gotta say, that's pretty cool.

When I left home my mom found my N64 and threw it away 😐

Damn I thought there were a whole lot of these guys

Yeah well I can smell dead people. I am a coroner.

The last presidential election had ~60% turnout. That's one of the highest turnouts EVER. People sitting at home are indeed the problem.

48% less hog fat? Shrinkflation strikes again.

There are no LLMs that do not hallucinate.

The bullet is in front of him for me 🤔

A man can dream

Well they drew those funny shapes on the front

A real American would put the multiple eggs on top of the bacon

It's like plankton with the krabby patty

Your thumb is at a 45° angle. You're saying you kinda like the assassination?

One egg!? I'm sorry is this the USSR?

I prefer to freebase it

Complete guess, but probably because these are Chinese characters (kanji), which is more phonetic.

Probably won't be a teleprompter at this interview

Too young to remember how bloodthirsty Hilary was as secretary of state. Member when "we came, we saw, he died tehe"?

Pretty sure they said strike the earth