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Assman The Assman @sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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I’m Batman
  • TIL, neat

  • Diesel the escaped pet donkey found living with elk after five years.
  • Probably saw him fuck up a coyote and said, let's stick with this guy

  • I’m Batman
  • What about the furry tail

  • Fuck the law
  • The real Buckethead

  • Keep your diet simple
  • Homie there are pizza flavored ones

  • Two guys walk into a bar...
  • Is there a rabbi or priest there?

  • It's real
  • 🤓

  • It's real
  • *latter half 🤓

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
  • "I was not sleeping and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise"

  • 376 boys in blue sat around and let 19 kids and 2 teachers die
  • Also that one guy was busy drinking water from the fountain

  • An All Male Advisory Council on Biblical Womanhood
  • It's when you get turned into salt for watching god nuke a sleazy city

  • In Need of Munitions, Putin to Visit North Korea
  • North Koreans, this is your chance to be world heroes

  • Kia to build $30,000 EV3 in Mexico, unlocking US EV tax credit
  • Dubious for sure, but the actual rule is pretty horrible too. You're telling me new cars will be monitoring me while I drive, determining if I'm impaired on its own, and potentially shutting itself off if it thinks I am? Beyond the huge privacy concern, do we really believe this tech will work for 100% of people?

  • Paradox Interactive has completely cancelled "Life By You"
  • I'm keeping an eye on this but I really hate the anime blush on every character

  • Paradox Interactive has completely cancelled "Life By You"
  • They'd charge you for your sims' water bill if they could

  • Come on folks, do better
  • At a better pizza place maybe

  • Unlike the image, I definitely encourage people to do this
  • Guess you missed the VP announcement, it's Jonathan Fatcock

  • Benjamin Netanyahu disbands Israeli war cabinet | CNN
  • How long before the scarred and deformed bit