Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."
lol same, or maybe "hold my beer."
Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this
Ah fuck.
I can't believe you've done this.
What are you gonna do, stab me?
Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
Remember, if you don't want to fly on a plane made by boeing, the door is open for you.
Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
- Man stabbed 5 times
28 Stab wounds
“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twaaaaaaaaa..." towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"
Wholesome, like it.
The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now
"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "
My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.
Probably "Oops...."
More of a "Whoops" guy myself
What a save!
Same as my first word. Shit.
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
Hang on, almost figured it...
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
Fuckin finally
"Oh yeah? Prove it"
See you again next time
Ah, fuck.
I told you I was sick!
"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."
I left you a present..
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.
Gazpacho soup.
« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »
"It was...fun."
Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--
Aurë Entuluva!
Hurin Thalion. Excellent choice. I like you.
I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.
I don’t want to go
Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
I'm glad it's over
“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"
"What was that noise?"
I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”
I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.
"About fucking time."
"Oh fuck…"
change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
"Freedom, at last...!"
Oh, come on... real...
Today is a good day to die
“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”
Cya
im surrounded by idiots
The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]
Time to go.
Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.
That’s is!?!? That was mid.
There is always money in the...
"Hopefully I'll do better next time"
🎶Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never never land…🎶
Avenge me.
Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.
"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."
"That's not good, I'm not happy"
Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.
But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
Butt cheeks
Smoke em if you got em
It's about time.
Kill...meee.... hopefully
Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”
