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starman2112 starman2112 @sh.itjust.works

He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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Anon is an anthropologist
  • That's the biggest reason why ~12,000 years ago was when modern humans really started taking off. The entire planet's climate changed in a way that made agriculture possible, and humans are really damn good at figuring out agriculture when we're able to

  • Anon is an anthropologist
  • Nah just really small Lily pads

  • Presto changeo
  • I don't think the camera operator was injured. If he was, it wasn't enough to stop filming

    "Let's get a nice big explosion, maybe a little shrapnel going"

  • We're cooked...
  • How could a Pulitzer prize winning photographer manage to take a very good photo? Surely it must be staged. I bet Trump paid that guy the secret service killed to shoot him and kill an attendee!

  • Anon wants to be a vampire
  • And exploitation, when talking about living things, implies unfairness and nonconsent

    You realize the word becomes entirely useless if we use your definition, yeah? Virtually every interaction between living things becomes exploitation under your silly definition. It's not very useful. I'll stick with the more widely used definition, wherein it would be exploitation for Nosferatu to suck my blood, but not Mavis Dracula or her dad

  • Anon wants to be a vampire
  • And exploitation, when talking about living things, implies unfairness and nonconsent

  • Anon wants to be a vampire
  • https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/exploit

    Scroll down to verbs. When you're talking about someone else, there's an implication of unfairness. This is why vegans don't eat animals or use animal products. If the animals could consent, there would be nothing wrong with it.

    I reiterate: it would not be unfair for Astarion or Lenore to drain several pints of blood from my neck

  • Anon wants to be a vampire
  • The way that people use the word "exploit" when talking about living things is different from the way we use it when talking about nonliving things. It implies a lack of consent from the one being exploited.

  • Anon wants to be a vampire
  • And if I'm consenting, then it isn't exploitation when a hot vampire gives me the biggest fucking hickey

  • At least it's renewable, I guess?
  • 🎵Our ejaculation fuels their automation

    🎵Unwelcome stimulation for their insemination

    🎵Incarceration's our only destination

    🎵Testicle gas stations, our only occupation

    🎵There's no escape from

    🎵Monsters they make from cum

  • Anon wants to be a vampire
  • Fun fact, human blood can be vegan, as long as the human is consenting

  • Anon wants to be a vampire
  • You can, it's just awful time consuming

  • Anon bakes some cookies
  • Where did you read that part

  • Mildred
  • Team periwinkle represent

    The admins fucking rigged that game

  • Part of this complete breakfast!
  • Takes a distant third to magic spoon

  • What did your parents refrigerate? Mine refrigerated bread.
  • Pro tip: always toast that shit. Everything that bread is used for is better when it's toasted

  • What did your parents refrigerate? Mine refrigerated bread.
  • Yeah because you should refrigerate bread

  • it's a big deal jack
  • To anyone thinking "we survived one term of Trump, how bad can another one be?"

    Read this:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias

    And then read this:https://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/issue-briefs/2022/dec/us-maternal-health-divide-limited-services-worse-outcomes

    A lot of us straight up didn't survive one term of Trump

  • Checkmate Valve
  • Your children can inherit your GOG library. Buy DRM free!

    Or just pirate lmao

  • War Thunder community manager issues apology for using explosion from the Challenger disaster in artwork.
  • someone put it their initially

    Yeah... Do you think the people using these packs are the same people putting the packs together? Do you think they sifted through reference pack after reference pack looking for the one that had the challenger explosion? Or do you reckon maybe it's more likely it was an unlabeled picture that the devs didn't recognize at first?

  • The Clash - I Fought the Law (Official Video)

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    Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

    radishnt

    which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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    mothman-misato

    y- you were putting it in cold water?????

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    boimgfrog

    Radish. Answer the question radish.

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    radishnt

    yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason

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    boimgfrog

    #u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????

    You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

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    catsnraincoats

    [ID: Tags reading "u think i have the patience to boil water wtf?????" /End ID]

    why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

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    boimgfrog

    Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

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    catsnraincoats

    Its takes less than a minute

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    boimgfrog

    Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

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    catsnraincoats

    How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

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    boimgfrog

    Like seven minutes

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    catsnraincoats

    Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes... less than that is u use a saucepan...

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    boimgfrog

    Crying you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

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    pidoop

    Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

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    silverjirachi

    Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

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    wizardlyghost

    (Enter RADISHN'T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

    RADISHN'T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

    Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

    Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

    MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

    FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

    RADISHN'T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

    Without the guide of others I assumed

    That heat was merely added for the sake

    Of expediting this solution's brewing!

    Half a decade I have spent, or more,

    Not questioning this worldview I had made.

    In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

    That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

    Might have a patience of sufficient stock

    To wait until a pot of water boils.

    FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

    The microwave will beep when it is done!

    CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

    Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

    FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

    That I have not the patience, like our Root,

    To boil upon the stove our favour'd drink?

    CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

    FROG: On what plate?

    Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

    CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

    Of boiling but a single cup alone?

    FROG: In minutes?

    CATS'N: Yes!

    FROG: I counted seven, once.

    CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

    If on a middle heat you place the cup

    You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

    Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

    Or even less, if you should have a pot.

    FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

    You place upon the iron stove a mug?

    A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

    How do these flames, though medium in height,

    Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

    Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

    With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

    (The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

    KING: Ev'ry single person in this group

    must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

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    You May Ask Yourself...

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    Every single save file ends up like this

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    White to move and mate in... uhh... how did we get here?

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