Should I dual boot?
I don't recommend it, the more boots you use the heavier your computer will be. I've got mine down to half a boot and I'm working on getting it down to a quarter.
some clearly hasnt heard of a bootless system
lol 🤣🤣🤣, this one is better than my answer 🤣.
Why is it that ever since upgrading Fedora I need to restart the pipewire daemon every time I plug/unplug headphones or else media freezes?
Have you checked the logs?
Something similar is happening to me on Manjaro. Semms the newest pipewire update made it so it doesn't auto-route devices to the main sound output anymore...
One thing that works for me on Pop OS is to switch audio device in the settings, it's like the buffer gets filled up and switching device flushes it.
The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It's been a decade and I'm still as large and hairy as I was back then.
My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?
Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.
I installed arch last night and woke up with nail polish on.
Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me..
Can I interest you in showing you the ways of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?
What does the GNU stands for in Linux?
Going to Nut in Unix
Correct
Chaos
Can Linux be used as a sex toy?
Yes.
What is ":(){ :|:& };:"
That is what happens when none of your alphabet keys on your keyboard are working, but you still wanna communicate online.
An alias for "sudo shutdown now"
A funny command that gives you free chocolate
A text based Rorschach test. That one is clearly a mouse chasing a cat.
Try it in your terminal and come back here to tell us the results
Shut up, we don't need no Cthulhu here.
Emergency breaks
What are programmer socks?
They're socks that programmers usually wear when they're out, not programming, because everyone needs socks when they go out. But, programmers felt underappreciated if their socks are called just like everyone elses socks, so they changed their name by adding programmer in front.
They are soft material artifacts that protect and warm up the programmer’s feet.
Programming-improving device
How do I change the language to EN-US on redstar os?
So someone suggested to me that Linux is amazing for gaming.
I decided to split boot and installed Mint and attempted to play Forza Horizon 5. It literally runs like a potato. Also my Logitech steering wheel doesn't work and has major input lag.
Since you know so little about Linux, my question is what are you having for dinner?
Have no idea, still haven't had breakfast...
how is the x org x server related to x formerly known as twitter?
It's his second cousin from his aunt's sister in law side.
wayland.social
They're distant cousins, but they avoid each other at family reunions
I'd like you to guess which one of these is fake:
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How do I install Hyprland on NixOS using Flakes?
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How do I install systemd-dispatcher on Void Linux RC?
Edit:
OP has answered, the answer is
that the second one is fake, the first one is real.
They are both fake. Neither of them show up any results on google searches.
You’re good. I know one of these is definitely real, but the other one is plausible enough to make me think both are real
If you didn't tell me one of these were fake I would never have questioned it.
Honestly, just because one is nonsense, it wouldn't mean it's fake. I've read help forums.
Not OP but I know which one is fake because I remember actually doing the other one haha
...Neither?
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When it comes to quirks mode, what are the do's and don'ts?
Don't install it if you want to keep your sanity. The opposite if you don't.
DONT waste your time with quirks mode
DO find a new job
Speaking from personal experience
No questions on how to exit vim 🤔 🤨?
Because the people are stuck in VIM
From another terminal:
ps ax | grep vim | awk '{print $1}' | xargs -- kill -9the only way to exit vim is to unplug your pc
Correct!
How do I exit vmacs?? my coworker must have played s joke on me
You press the X button.
Is red hat a good or a bad influence on the ecosystem?
Well, red is darker than white, so if everyone wears red hats, then global warming will most definitely rise.
What kernel parameters should I use?
All of them, just to be sure
The parameters that suite your needs.
Why do some specific Nvidia grafic cards require that you use legacy BIOS to start up your linux, while it works flawlessly on macOS using EFI??
Because Apple has money and revenue, and Linux doesn't.
😮 I did not expect such accurate answers, lol
It's easiest if I just link you to the Wikipedia article on money. Here
Which cards?
Which Linux distribution should I run on my Arduino Uno for maximum performance?
RedStar OS.
Is Damn Small Linux still around?
Damn right it is!
LFS
we all know its hannah montana os
What is flatpak?
A really flat pancake.
IKEA furniture
It's a type of Kool-Aid that everybody's been drinking recently
My appoligies, this answer is more correct than mine.
A flapjack is a comic character
A packaging format for linux
You sure you don't know anything about Linux 🤨?
What does L.I.N.U.X stand for
Linux Is Not Uni X
I like that
Linus Is Nuts, Use X
what is cinnamon forked from?
Cinnamon trees
Where is the start button?
Right next to the reset button usually.
Top left!
What are the advantages of pacman?
Well, you have only 4 controls for him, up, down, left, right, whereas, let's say Mario, also has fire and jump, so that's 2 controls more, which makes pacman simpler, thus faster.
He eats all the pellets i dropped on the ground and can get rid of ghosts
Also makes cute sounds and blinks on special occasions
It's free and open source, unlike Microsoft's proprietary Ms. Pacman
None
How many orbs do you need to use to make it show the yellow screen?
5 to 10, depends on the shade of yellow you'd like to get.
the first orb brings you to the first level
What is a Distro?
A distro is a set of applications preinstalled on a Linux kernel that don't seem to work as expected. Debugging tools usually don't come preinstalled with the distro.
I don't recommend them, they just cause arguments online
it is a tribe, they have conflicting ideas and ideologies apart from that Linux and FOSS is great, everything else is contestable. There is a hierarchy in the tribes with strong links to there initiation ritual. You are free to change tribe as much as you want or even be in multiple tribes but when war breaks out you must defend your tribe.
I am in the Arch, Debian and Alpine tribes.
They allowed you in all of them 😱? You sneaky devil, I bet you hide you're in the other tribes 😏.
What are the important, distinguishing differences between RHEL8 and REHL9 one should probably know.
One is divisible by 3 and not 2, and the other is divisible by 2 and not 3
This is very important when checking if your software packages are compatible
Correct!
Explain this
Why did I have to burn multiple install CDs before finally getting one to work back in 2013?
For the same reason I had to buy a stack of floppies to install it in the 90's
Because not all distros work with their respective boot floppies. I gather you finally realized that in 2013.
How do you reverse the bit-stream scalar using the systemd fractional scaling initializer?
There's an EMACS plugin to do it.
You remove the scalar with pliers, then do some welding work on the initilalizer to get it to the proper shape (systemd is known to have unstandard sizes of shape and size plugs). Then, you chop the bit-stream into single bits and insert them one by one into the initializer, hold them there, then plug the initializer in systemd and let the bits fall in it. EZ
What do I do if I accidentally remove grub
You go hungry
You become a happier person.
What should I do to use shared-memory communication from user-space on an immutable system?
You should try and download some RAM from the user-space. Regarding the system, you should really switch to a muted one, I was extatic when my system stopped bitching all the time.
It should be fine
There's an EMACS plug-in for this
xfce: what should it stand for?
X Fucks Custom Enhancements
Xtra Feral Computing Elements
x-face. because using it makes u go X(
Is this the year of linux?
Probably... maybe... not sure...
No. It's the the year of the Dinux Lesktop.
How do I set up a VNC server from my Manjaro machine? If anyone wants to give a real answer I'd appreciate that too!
The real asnwer is, you don't. Manjaro is an Italian based distro, and we all know how much Italians work in real life, so this distro doesn't really work either. Your best choice is to ditch Manjaro and use TempleOS for your VNC server.
Last time I installed Kubuntu I was stopped by an seemingly undealable-with overscan issue, like 20% of the view was outside the screen and NVIDIA control panel sucked. So I had to go back to Windows after like half a week of googling and no dice, it was unacceptable. Thoughts?
You should try ball busting
You need to set the image in the monitor to the left or right (depending which side was being cut off).
What does sudo apt-get do?
The Asynchronious Packaging Template simply collects shit from other people that were kind enough to make that shit for apt. The get part is recursive, it tries numerious times till it gets what it wants.
Hum... Ok.
Why does systemd have a directory of active scripts if it needs to activate the scripts on its internal configuration too?
Why do birds fly? Only god knows...
Ever since the strike ended, the Directors can greenlight any script they want.
Because that's how it was designed
What does chmod do?
It changes the mood. One o is missing from it because the main dev was Russian and really bad at spelling in English.
My pet theory is that it is a weapon designed for me personally to shorten my lifespan by means of elevated blood pressure while I try and set up and maintain an instance of paperless-ngx via docker compose and a Wi-Fi document scanner.
Jesus Christ I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Actually it’s GNU/Linux. Just kidding. I am not that guy.
Aktually it's GNU+Linux
Actually you are not that gnu
Should we say GNU/Linux instead of Linux if we're referring to the whole OS ?
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, Systemd/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Systemd plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning EMACS plugin made useful by Systemd.
No, because Linux can work even without GNU. You just have to recompile everything against musl.
The mask has fallen.
Is GNU really just unix in disguise?
Well, it stands for GNU's Nearly UNIX, so probably
LiGNUx is a hill I'm entrenched and ready to die on.
What does L.I.N.U.X. stand for?
Linux
Is
Not
Unix
XylophoneLinus Is Nuts, Use Xtreme caution.
Linear user experience.
Why is Hyprland the only good Wayland compositor?
Because it's hyper 🤷.
It isn't
crowd goes wild
Because GNOME keeps sabotaging Wayland.
Serious answer: because Vaxry (Hyprland owner) didn't want to wait for Wayland protocols to be approved by the big players (but more likely vetoed by GNOME and Weston), and made his own implementations with blackjack and hookers. He even made his own xdg-desktop-portal implementation to get screen recording to work.
