I’m not familiar with whatever technology this is, but I too would like the option to sleep or hibernate.

Ever since the strike ended, the Directors can greenlight any script they want.

Oh my God, I’m high and I had forgotten what article this comment section was on. This seems like bad taste now, but I’m leaving it for posterity.

Or, some kind of collab movie with Burt Reynolds and Tom Cruise.

Rhode State: Island Police

The stick-up-his-ass super agent (Tommy), butts heads with the laid-back but effective Islander cop (Burton).

In the end, they realize that their differences actually make them a more effective team. The scene where Thomas Cruise Mapother IV learns what a mustache ride is, becomes the highlight of the film.

Oh my God. Somewhere out there, one of those “my dad works at Rockstar” comments wasn’t lying.

I mean, Redditors don’t really have a “real” exes. Their relationship with Reddit, though parasocial, is probably the most real and intimate relationship they’ve ever had. Let them have it.

Wait, was I redditor? You ask. Well I.. *mumbles incoherently and trails off