It's gotta be Richard of course.
214 0 ReplyRichard McDickface
31 0 ReplyHarsh, but fair
7 0 Reply
This is the only correct answer.
21 2 ReplyHehe, or maybe Dick
6 1 Reply
Richard.
81 0 ReplyMcRichardface
20 1 ReplyBeat me to it
6 0 ReplyBeat me to it to it
5 0 Reply
How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
82 4 ReplyThat is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
It is the solid choice, though.
24 2 Replylord 😂
1 0 Reply
Nobody nose, nobody nose...
9 0 Reply
Little Richard
50 0 ReplySir Richard Johnson
50 0 ReplyHe's not been knighted - yet...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
6 0 ReplyDick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌
4 0 Reply
Isn't that a bit long? You could shorten it as-
3 0 Reply5 0 Reply
Dicknose McBallcheeks
36 1 ReplyIt's ok if this format goes away
9 10 Reply
Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
31 0 ReplyHuh TIL! That's an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.
5 0 Reply
What about Penix?
30 0 Reply29 0 Reply
Richard
28 0 ReplyDickhead?
28 0 ReplyYou mean, Richard Cranium.
33 0 ReplyRichard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
16 0 ReplyYea!
4 0 Reply
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
30 2 ReplySchlong
8 0 ReplyAssmouthdeus
Bellenda
Cock'n'balla
Dick Facey
Fuckface
Phallicus
8 1 ReplyI was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
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Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
4 0 ReplyOMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!
3 1 ReplyCopy pasting does that for ya
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Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know
27 0 ReplyHa, I have a friend called Rani
5 0 Reply
Moby
24 0 ReplyRichard Johnson
23 0 ReplyRod
22 0 ReplyRod loves you
7 0 ReplyI certainly hope not
1 0 Reply
Biggus
20 0 ReplyWhy does everyone want Richard?
19 0 ReplyEveryone loves Dick
12 0 Reply
Little finger.
As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.
19 0 ReplyDickens
19 0 ReplyDonger
16 0 ReplyDonger is my middle name
3 0 Reply
I.C. Weiner
16 0 ReplyOh, crud!
2 0 ReplyHeres to another lousy cat name.
2 0 Reply
Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.
15 0 ReplyIf you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.
15 0 ReplyJohnny Sack.
Furballz.
14 0 ReplyCheney
15 1 ReplyClever...
2 0 Reply
Shaft! You damn right.
13 0 ReplyFuck Nose.
12 0 ReplyFirst visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
6 0 Reply“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”
8 0 Reply
Priapuss
12 0 ReplyStraight to the top of the thread for you.
2 0 Reply
Richard Head
11 0 ReplyNee Solomon?
1 0 Reply
Fur balls
11 0 ReplyDon Glover
10 0 ReplyDr. Phal
10 0 ReplyI'd call him dickhead
10 0 ReplyThe most accurate name lol
2 0 Reply
Facciotina di Cazzo
10 1 ReplyDick Dastardly
9 0 ReplyDicky McDickface
9 0 ReplySteve.
8 0 ReplyPenis
8 0 ReplyIt's Cock Nose
8 0 ReplyDickface
10 0 ReplyPlease use their full name Dickie MacDickface.
7 0 Reply
Satyr
7 0 ReplyPeter
7 0 ReplyIs that long john johnson?
7 0 Replynaughtius phallus
6 0 ReplyCody, the death dealer
6 0 ReplyGonzo
6 0 ReplyPussy Cat
6 0 ReplyPhotoshop - it would be a great name for this cat
10 4 Reply9 0 Reply
Phalix
5 0 ReplyLittle Ricky
5 0 ReplyThat was my dog's name. Named after the character from I love Lucy, though.
2 0 Reply
Biffle
5 0 ReplyEdgar Allan Poe.
Not the name of his cat, the name of him.
5 0 ReplyDickfacé
5 0 ReplyYes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!
5 0 Reply
Shit head
4 0 ReplyY?
1 0 ReplyFrom the movie the jerk. It’s his dogs name
1 0 Reply
Willy or Dickie
4 0 ReplyLil' PP
4 0 ReplyNightwing
3 0 ReplyBramblepelt
2 0 Reply
Dong face
3 0 ReplyNew Shepard (of Blue Origin that dick shaped space flight in which Jeff Bezos took off for his first mission)
2 0 Reply
Dickfore
3 0 ReplyCame here to say that.
Although, Dickfour. So snide bastards can ask what happened with the first 3.
2 0 ReplyAre you sad nobody asked you what is a dickfore?
2 0 ReplyBut think of the opportunities you'd get naming your pet tha... Wait...
2 0 Reply
Schnozz Goblin
Pepe le peen
Rocket Man
Phallic Freddie
Mr. Bojangles
Skibidick
3 0 ReplyCurrington
3 0 ReplyRichard CraniumEdit: someone beat me to it 😆
3 0 Reply“Boniface” yknow like some pope
3 0 ReplyI wonder if that cat notices all the laughter
3 0 ReplyChubby
3 0 ReplyCokan Ballsy
2 0 ReplyIshmael
2 0 Reply2 0 ReplyDickon Tarly
2 0 ReplyWingnut
4 2 ReplyCockface
2 0 ReplyYou are what you eat
2 0 ReplyA furry representation of a cockNballs?
1 0 Reply
Dick whitington
2 0 ReplyJustice.
2 0 ReplyTyrone T-Bone
2 0 ReplyHoward
1 0 ReplyPenisface, "baby" or something when it won't do to shout that.
1 0 Replya cat ofc
3 2 ReplyDr. Dickens
1 0 Reply1 0 ReplyGeorge
1 0 ReplyHot dog
1 0 ReplyWhat’s on that table in front of him?
1 0 Replyhow did nobody say Penis Man
6 6 Reply