Unintended Implication: non-Christian babies are less likely to be hurled.

I’m imagining a controversial new Ken Burns Documentary, with an emotional forward by Tommy Lasorda.

Stick it between a couple layers of red velvet & slather it with chocolate cream cheese icing.

Implied fact: by distinguishing the baby as Christian, there must be non-Christian babies in close proximity.

I love that there is also the distinct possibility of non-Christian babies up there on the mound, with the pitcher as well.

What happens if the pitcher throws a baby of a different faith? Infield fly rule that leads to a game ending double play?

Found the riding mower:

This was at a Walmart. Hate to say it, but maybe fear of corporate played a part?

I don’t know what protocols the bakery staff would follow for emergencies, but given all the stories about employees facing liability for interacting with shoplifters, I wonder how much fear of liability lead to inaction here.

Really tragic shit all around.

Boogie?

Some public spaces do offer public posting within guidelines, som I’m guessing trespassing wouldn’t be a primary charge.

I’d wager Vandalism over Trespassing, but you’re spot on with the value added charges.

Well said. Those kid weren’t born believing liberals are bad…

He’s the same color as their orange soda. Maybe they’re trying to challenge Gatorade?

Arnold Palmer ain’t dead yet!

Neither am I. Those are grown adults getting paid adult wages & who are given adult options to measure their risk vs reward.

The second link doesn’t prove anything as long as football is still a billion dollar industry in this world. Study as many deceased brains as you like, doesn’t change the fact the living ones still like making millions of dollars smashing into one another.

I’m just not willing to call for the dissolution of the NFL or NCAA Football programs because of the possibility.

Football isn’t the enemy here. We put those folks on their pedestals & now everyone wants to blame them for being there.

> Yet again, I sincerely hope you get the help you need.

OH SUQIDZY WHERE HAVE YOU GONE!!!!!’

You are the only one who can help me, please don’t go. Please don’t leave my all alone with my multitudes of football fans.

I promise I’ll read your bible & subscribe to your newsletter. I’ll even badger all my friends on Facebook to purchase your magic elixir.

Just please don’t leave me, I’m so drunk and alone without you.

“Talkin’ tough’s easy when it’s other people’s evil & you’re judging what they do & don’t believe”

I really hope you start seeing other opinions as valid & that you can stop assuming everyone’s a drunken liar.

No, I’m onto my peyote now.

I really hope you get a sliver of pine wood to eye, from a Douglas fir lance, after a horse rolls up on your shattered pelvis, as you lie there wishing you had half the medical resources available to a football player.

Then maybe. Just maybe. You’ll acknowledge you aren’t the end all of be all of this conversation.

Once again, this is not society’s responsibility, it’s on the parents.

Don’t want your child to become a roided up rage monster with CTE? Don’t raise them up to believe that sports is their only way forward.

Sports are a path for SOME individuals & those individuals have the CHOICE to decide what is right for them & what isn’t.

Yes family pressure exists, but so does individual choice & the two conflict every day. Hell, I’ve got boobs & a vag despite my parents protestations & I’m better off for it.

For many of those individuals they only see sports as their path forward. Want them to find a better path? Show it to them…

But don’t judge them when they strike out down a path you don’t approve of, if you aren’t willing to provide a better solution.

Sitting here saying football shouldn’t exist because people get hurt is just lazy hand wringing & judgemental nonsense.

Don’t let your kids play it? That is your responsibility, not society’s.