Randolph the blue nosed reindeer.

Please send eye bleach!

Something seems fishy here.

Oh no you guys, Ketamine Karen is speaking, we should all listen to the 'genius'. LOL! Fuck off elon!

Instead of sleeping in a cave and spending all day trying to kill food with a sharp stick, you can use your pocket internet to have food delivered to your door. In your very comfortable living space. Thank you Science and all the smart people in history that brought us here. Life is not as bad as the losers would have us believe.

Another republican making up lies? Shocked! SHOCKED I TELL YOU!!!

Crazy man in orange face complains.

They also don't know how photographs, cameras, video and audio recording works. They still have a VCR that blinks 12:00 plugged in. O_o

Hire? Don't you mean kidnap? They are way too cheap to pay for anything.

That's a 'firm' yes from me.

Now, now, don't be so self deprecating. Some people are into 'small and adorable'. giggle giggle

I got the grill up to temp finally. Text me when you arrive with the "food". :)

I have a totally different kind of banana you could use for scale. wink wink

She is the new Mrs Kravitz because she is in everyone's business. Ergo, 'Business Slut'.

So that's the face wash trump uses and why he's so orange. Mystery solved Scooby-Doo!

This is why we have cell phones now. Bullets travel through cords.

C) is incorrect. it should read, C) Rich people taste like stringy grainy hamburger with 98% fat.

Lock all the articles up at the Cunt Newz Netwerk. No one is interested in your fascist word salad. There are dirty bathroom stalls with more news facts on them than your website.

So he had his hands on some dude's tailpipe and it was so hot, it sent him to the ER with burns. Checks out.

My lock screen is a B&W photo of a US pay phone. Because you have to pay to use the phone feature.