Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney
Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney
The head of Russia’s Security Council tweeted a thinly veiled threat aimed at the actor on Saturday.
Trump will call him a mediocre actor in one of his upcoming rants because Trump is Putins cock holster
132 4 ReplyYou shouldn't degrade cock holsters by lumping Trump in with them.
30 3 ReplyMy bad
12 0 ReplyAny Cock Holster used by Putin is automatically degraded.
4 0 Reply<Noob Noob>: God damn!
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As someone who's had a grudge against Clooney since 2001, please don't make me agree with trump.
7 5 ReplyBut Clooney didn't act in 2001. Or was there a remake with him, like with Soderbergh's Solaris?
8 2 ReplyWhy the grudge?
5 0 ReplyWhat the hell did George Clooney do to you in 2001?
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Mr. Clooney's reaction upon hearing the news:
112 1 ReplyWhat is this from? I guess I've never seen him in his youth
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Do you have just like a trillion gifs saved somewhere, or do you make them on demand?
14 0 ReplyNot op but if I need a specific gif of some movie I was reminded and I cant find it online I'll go on my plex app and record my phones screen and then use that to make a quick gif on imgur haha
21 0 ReplyNah, I just have a "trivia night" kind of memory and find them as needed.
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Beer and an Oh Henry?
Yeah, feed him to the Siberian Tigers. That's as bad as beer and a PBJ.
2 1 ReplyThat combo might go with this:
Not that I would ever drink such an abomination.
5 1 ReplyWhats wrong with beer, and a personal blow job?
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I wouldn't fuck with George Clooney, Russia. His much more important wife is probably already planning to take you down in the ICC.
60 0 ReplyHoly crap. TIL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amal_Clooney
45 0 ReplyYeah, it really sucks that her husband is more well-known than her and I have a feeling he'd agree.
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Not if the US takes down the ICC first!
14 1 ReplyWhat are they going to do, bomb The Hague?
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Suddenly the whole thing with him owning a spy satellite makes more sense.
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Makes me chuckle to think that Russian propagandists are like 'Well no one will believe us if we call him a bad actor'
53 0 ReplyIt's like during the crusades again when they accused the other side of acting in bad faith.
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It's about time someone makes Clooney pay for his role in Batman and Robin.
51 0 ReplyHe'll just use his Bat-Creditcard
24 0 ReplyThis sits right in the middle of the Bat Water Faucet and Mr Reese and I'm all for it.
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Oh no haven’t they seen the Oceans series?
49 0 ReplyO Brother, Where Art Thou? is my favorite movie
52 0 ReplyThat soundtrack alone is pure gold, let alone the story of Odysseus told in the deep south.
32 0 ReplyYeah, I was gonna say, I really prefer that to the Oceans movies.
7 0 Reply6 0 ReplyFantastic film. Have you read The Odyssey by Homer?
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The Russian dub of Fantastic Mr Fox didn't get Clooney and putin's been pissed ever since...
9 3 ReplyMeh, he's been in much better. Those are just OK heist movies.
7 3 ReplyThey're perfect cable TV movies.
If you happen to have that still.4 0 ReplyOut of Sight being the best one.
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Or The Peacemaker. He killed a lot of Russians in that movie
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Well now you have just gone too far.
45 0 ReplyThe greatest batman of all time is gonna bring it to them.
9 0 ReplyNana nana nana na gratuitous nipples!
8 0 ReplySo, Kevin Conroy's ghost is going to haunt Putin?
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You can spread propaganda about Israel but we draw the line with George Clooney
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I'm sooooooooo confused by this story. First off, how is George Clooney authorized to arrest anyone??? Under what authority? And where would arrested convicts be held?
I guess the russia side of the story makes sense from their perspective. State run media, is spewing state run propaganda. That I get. I don't agree with it, but I understand what is happening.
But I don't understand how George Clooney is arresting anyone. Can Tom Hanks set up a foundation and arrest people? What would happen if Tucker Carlson moved to russia, and set up a foundation to arrest American reporters?
I do not understand the rules here at all.
39 0 ReplyI assume his nonprofit is finding people with arrest warrants, and telling police where they're located?
10 0 ReplyAnd where would arrested convicts be held?
Why, in the batcave, of course
7 0 ReplyBat-cell
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George doesn't have any authority to do so. His wife, Amal however, is a prosecutor with the ICC.
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Mediocre? He's the goddamn paterfamilias!
33 0 ReplyHe's bonafide!
14 1 Reply"Pewtin here's got a job! Pewtin's got prospects!"
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Damn, that's a deep cut.
7 0 ReplyWell, we ain't usin' Fop, goddamnit.
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They think... He is... A toad.
3 0 ReplyA horny toad?
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I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like.... Ehhhhhh... Eva Elfie?
Seriously, I was going to say Milla Jovovich but she's Ukrainian.
29 0 ReplyMila Kunis? Nope, also Ukrainian
11 0 ReplyOlga Kurylenko? Wait, no, Ukrainian as well.
7 0 ReplyDon't bring Eva Elfie into this
I do enjoy her work
She is a master of her craft
6 0 ReplyShe's indeed a master bait.
I don't know her ideologies, but I'm willing to separate the persona from her works.
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Ivanna Sakhno? Wait, no, also Ukrainian.
6 0 ReplyI guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like… Ehhhhhh… Eva Elfie?
I mean, it's understandable that you want to arrest or at least detain her.
1 0 ReplyI would like her to arrest me honestly.
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Russia on its quest to find something it can fight and win against.
28 0 ReplyAnd they chose Batman?
7 0 ReplyThey're not very good at it, are they? :D
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Clooneys don't seem that.
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Oof, is Russia going to war on two fronts?
Ask Hitler how well that turned out for him.
30 2 ReplyUh oh. Now Fox News has to run non stop breaking news about fabricated stories involving Clooney. Can’t wait for house republicans issue subpoenas to George Clooney for investigations into his woke agenda
22 1 ReplyGod dammit.......as someone who loves absurd comedy, and has had a grudge with clooney since 2001, don't make me watch fox news for what sounds like a hilarious feel good onion-esque "news" report. I don't know where we stand in life anymore. Life feels like satire, so a satire news report is just being presented as real news.
All I know is watching the squaking heads make up fabricated insanity about Clooney sounds like a hilarious watch. This coming from someone who's never watched any more of fox news than the little bytes they play on the daily show, or John Olivers show. Just clips used for context of their own show.
3 1 ReplyAlright, I'll bite. You mentioned it previously, what's your "personal" beef with George Clooney? Are you David O Russell or something?
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Given this reaction, he seems to be doing something which is working.
19 0 ReplyHe is. He's married to Amal.
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Maybe it's been all the terrible news lately, but every now and then nonsense news like this just brings a smile to my face
18 0 ReplyThat isn't George clooney.. That is Jurge Clooners
16 0 ReplyYou mean the Golden Snowflake Award-winning actor, who portrayed the titular character in The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee?
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Big talk coming from a mediocre country.
16 0 Replyrussia didn't declare war on amal because amal would destroy them.
12 0 ReplyRussia is actually just a Monty Python sketch now. And not one of the good ones everyone knows. Like a 6/10 Monty Python sketch.
11 0 ReplyOne where a bunch of Gumbys are just improvising.
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This would explain the other article I saw about a US-Clooney $20 billion arms deal.
10 1 ReplyNo, actually. Totally unrelated if you can believe that. /j
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my heart goes out to George Clooney for accidentally falling out of a window tomorrow ♥️
11 2 ReplyThere's defense, and there's defenestration.
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Oh, just Clooney? If it was the Baldwins then there would be HELL to pay!
8 0 ReplyThey should just ask canada what happened to them when they bombed the baldwins.
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Said the way only a Daper Dan man can!
Time to rewatch O Brother, Where Art Thou
8 0 ReplySteven Seagal should just fuck off to vatnikland if he likes it so much.
7 0 ReplyHonestly, I really enjoyed Solaris.
8 1 ReplyThe Tarkovsky one is a great movie too. One of my favourite films ever. No George Clooney though, just Russians.
3 0 ReplyI need to see it. I enjoyed the book as well, while we're at it. Really really good.
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Medvedev is just the Kremlin's chief keyboard warrior now.
7 0 Reply"Alcoholic shithead posts incoherent nonsense on x formerly known as twitter"
6 0 ReplyPretty sure Clooney could put together a better army than Russia.
5 0 ReplyClooney doesn’t have millions of prisoners to recruit
6 0 ReplyWe hope
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Everybody's a critic.
5 0 ReplyIt stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
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Also not on bingo 2024 card!
5 1 ReplyIf Putin thinks he can outprank Clooney, he's very mistaken.
4 0 Replylol ok russia
6 2 ReplyMedvedev's drinking again?
4 0 ReplyAbout fuckin time!
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