Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

Vaping with one hand, giving a squeezer with the other?

I love that movie. The way they run with blades is so good

Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!

Not to speak for the other person but I feel the same way. His win in 2016 was a fluke. He barely squeaked out an electoral college win aided by a bad Democratic candidate that nobody really liked, a steady drip of disinformation from Russia/wikileaks, and Comey. Then in 2020 when the incumbent has a huge advantage, he got his ass kicked hard. I've wondered for the past 4 years is he's gained any voters and after Jan 6th, 80+ indictments, 34 guilty verdicts, and more criminal trials to come, I have a hard time believing he's gained millions of votes.

But goddamn, everybody ignore that and VOTE!!

When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.

Oh I just found out dust is supposedly harder to blow these days, I was assuming people quit blowing dust because it was unhealthy. Well, anyway, any day I can say "fecal particulates" is a good day

Things haven't been the same since the world got woke about fecal particulates

This site counted and "The conclusion was that with 19 black characters over seven seasons, Dukes of Hazzard had a higher black-character-to-episode ratio than Seinfeld or Friends."

https://www.inquisitr.com/2227323/dukes-of-hazzard-not-racist-because-it-had-black-characters-heres-why-thats-not-enough-information

This is Fisker's second bankruptcy

I don't have one, I've literally played 2-3 games in the past 20 years

Don't feel bad, I don't even care about video games

If the owner improves the home and the appraisal goes up, wouldn't rent go up?

The renter pays extra and receives part ownership. So the owner receives this extra money and... just has to keep the money on hand in case the renter leaves years down the road?

The whole thing is a legal nightmare. Owners would just sell. And who would buy? Corporate landlords who have lawyers who can cut through all this confusion.

"...and he's the best second shift server we have on staff"

Wonder if OP thinks "right side up" means the left side is down

If 9/11 happened and we went to Afghanistan, it would have been over at Tora Bora

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet and shit on the outside of the urinus

https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4?si=_JWitI-_8VnwuaLa

That's how they get ya