Dear Donald, I hope you’re doing well. I recall our recent phone call — it was really good. All of us in Ukraine want to end this war with a just peace. And we know that without America this is impossible to achieve. That’s why we have to strive to understand each other and remain in close contact. Days ago, we requested a meeting with you, and I really want to hear your thoughts directly, and firsthand. You know I always speak with great respect about everything connected to you, and that’s how it should be. I can be in New York on Friday, which would be a good time to meet. I believe it’s important for us to have a personal contact and to understand each other 100%. Let me know if you are in the city at that time — I would really like for our meeting to take place, as part of our efforts to help us end this war in a just way

It's the type of generic flattery that Trump completely eats up.

He's still upset Zelenskyy didn't falsify evidence about Hunter Biden for him.

I don't go to parties. I sit at home and argue with internet people about words. Just like you.

Or how you accidentally steal someone's cat...

You confused the word casual and causal, got corrected on your mistake, doubled down anyway, and proceeded to get pulled into a stupid Internet argument about it.

Casually incorrect about causality.

I'm not entirely clear if you are just reading causal as casual or if you're trying to say that a causal connection can be indirectly related.

Just great, she complains about you not patronizing her ass-flower business and you come along with competition?

Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt

But I know also that laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths disclosed, and manners and opinions change with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also, and keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy, as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.

-Some stupid idiot who never read the Constitution, probably

So you're telling me if I stop breathing I'll never get older? I'm in!

So... nihilism?

It's crazy how much more you can get done in one calm uninterrupted hour than in a whole very active afternoon.

I think you've read more into it than the Nazis have (as they are typically too dumb to read). Things are very black and white for these people. "Immigrants is bad. Springfield is immigrants. Springfield is bad." That's as far as the thinking goes. Then lazy Neo-Nazis that have nothing to do with the situation do whatever they can to "hurt" the "bad people" and a very easy way to do that is to call in bomb threats. And since they are not just stupid but also unoriginal and they already heard someone else called in a bomb threat...I guess that's what we're doing now...

Congratulations, you are now an "early riser." Enjoy the hours from 4-6 am where nothing happens and nobody bothers you (unless you have kids...)

Absolutely everything about this is sad.

Same energy:

This is what Ilya saw...

This is one of those movies I will only learn about through memes.

The Report of the Committee Appointed by the Royal Society to Consider of the Best Method of Adjusting the Fixed Points of Thermometers; And of the Precautions Necessary to Be Used in Making Experiments with Those Instruments

Seems fancy and legit, I see no reason to actually read it and confirm the info.

I like this version better than "he had a fever when he measured 100 degrees" so I will choose to believe it without further research.

I hope you are correct.