Biblically accurate snow angels.
I can finally take on General Kenobi.
Beware, I heard he's a bold one!
He still has the high ground tho
I can now finally solder things easier.
Drink my coffee while gaming.
Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.
Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.
Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.
Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?
Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?
Ooh, I like that last one
Omg, I can finally use my cane and carry more than one f*n thing at a time! Or - on a rough day - use my walker and carry my coffee without fear of a tiny bump into something spilling coffee everywhere! It's the little things like that that I miss
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We're giving out extra arms, but spine repair is off the table.
I got greedy! 😅
Try a lid?
I appreciate your suggestion, and because you did nothing wrong, I've deleted each snarky reply that came out by reflex.
If you have a brand that doesn't leak, slosh, make my coffee taste like ass, or cost a shit ton of money, I'd take that suggestion far more seriously than
Try a lid?
Because, duh.
Complain about how uncomfortable it is to lay on my side now
Twice the shoulders, double the sharp pain
Ah, general kenoby
Feel strangely aroused, not sure why.
Carry my cat around all day without having to put her down to do anything. We'd both be so happy.
Wait for someone to drop in and say "hello there" before terminating them.
Doc OC?
General Grievous
I'd shake my own hand.
What's stopping you from doing that right now?
A proper handshake requires right hand with right hand or left hand with left hand.
Finally, I don't need to drop my drawing tablet pen to use the mouse
Perhaps learn to use a mouse or draw with the other hand. It's rewarding.
With my current two-arm setup I constantly need one hand on the keyboard for shortcuts, and the other one on the mouse or pen tablet. 3D graphics software is punishing like that.
With four hands though, not only I shouldn't waste time putting the pen down to pick the mouse, I'd even get the luxury of holding a cup of coffee in my fourth hand while I work!
now i can super masturbate
Seriously. Four hands is enough to hold your cock, balls, phone and a tissue!
Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!
With that username I totally believe you wish for nothing more.
Whatever it is, I’ll definitely still procrastinate and maybe not even do it
jerk off 4 dicks at once obviously
My drumming would get wild
I shall compete in Mortal Kombat.
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Four at once. Four tacos at one time. Four tacos running a train on my face hole until my face is covered in sauce that drips down my chin from my greedy taco loving lips.
I use one of the extra arms to hit the enter key at work. This brings me much joy.
Seriously, one of my biggest frustrations is the tiny inefficiency caused by needing to use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. I can navigate most of it with just the left hand side of the keyboard except for hitting enter at the end of forms. Moving my hand off my mouse or from the left hand side of the keyboard to the right in this rapid, heavily repeated process is uncomfortable.
Now I've written all that I've realised I should just bind it to something on the left hand side of the keyboard or the mouse though. Oh well, I'll put it on the to do for Monday lmao
Also being able to type with both hands, hold the old school corded phones we still have, and use the mouse or write with a pen at the same time would rule.
Get a mouse with extra buttons and map one to enter
Big stuffedworking "Enter" key
You can place it under a foot
I could be so much more efficient on a computer. One hand for the mouse, two hands in the standard typing position, and one hand on an external numpad. It would eliminate the need to ever move my hands. I want 4 hands now :(.
Become the chief henchman at an illegal martial arts tournament Island.
I'm going to have to start power-lifting if I want to be Vishnu for Halloween.
Hmmmm...better idea, get a mask, go as Ganesha.
What if you took that show on the road to India? I feel like the possibilities could be endless...
First thing, I'm gonna do that Goro thing where he holds a guy up with two arms and pummels them with the other two
Drums and piano gonna get far more challenging with new limbs.
Suddenly that double neck guitar send more reasonable to buy too :DOr far more awesome.
Maybe I can finally do 1 full pull-up.
Get half as terrible at juggling.
Reeeaaalllly stretch out and relax.
- Cooking in half the food prep time.
- Climbing
- Doing laundry while reading/surfing
- Sex/Masturbation
- Snowball fight
- Cartwheeling
- Running on all sixs while telling the flabbergasted to be playing ant
- Advanced name dancing
- Clapping very loudly
- Digging with two shovels
- Mastering rock paper scissors
- Swimming
I feel like I would cut myself even more often if I were trying to use four arms for cooking
Still try to carry too much in the house when I get home from grocery shopping
Five women at the same time.
Every guys dream is to be able to disappoint 5 women at once.
As opposed to your normal three, I suppose.
Nobodies happier than the guy with four knives.
I shudder at how even more awkward hugs would be. There is four permutations (with regards to arm-positioning) for hugs between two two-armed individuals. It's way to early to calculate how many two sets of four arms will give. I'm quite sure I would still get it wrong 95% of the times (With a 5% confidence interval).
The two-arms go between the arms. You go wide top and bottom to funnel their inferior number of arms to where you want them. You have the superior arm number. Why would you allow the inferior two arms to dictate anything?
Buy even more groceries and still carry them in one trip
Typing on PC with 2 of them, one checking the phone and the other grabing a snack/drink 😎
I feel like the bottleneck here is concentration more than number of arms, I doubt I could multitask like that
Drinking while typing shouldn't be too hard. But paying attention to the phone and the monitor would be hard.
I think with training you might get used to it. Also depending on the task being done maybe you can have more focus on the computer or just use the phone once in a while without needing to remove the hands from the keyboard 🤔
I could use the keyboard and the mouse while scratching my head all at once.
Use the second set of arms to restrain the first set from sexually harassing me
Sounds like a roundabout double dutch rudder.
Two chicks at once, man.
Why not four?
Fuckin' A, man.
Solder without alligator clips
Well I would only assume that I would be a much better rock climber.
Will the first thing would be to Google how to date 2 women at once.
I can finally constantly hold an umbrella
Now I truly never need to make a second trip back to the car for groceries again.
oh man I would have to start practicing sleight of hand again I'd be the coolest magician
Learn to play the Antagonistic Undecagonstring from The Hydrogen Sonata by Iain M Banks.
I can quit my job and become a mega cashier at a grocery store. I'd be unstoppable.
oh boy you can now work 2 jobs for the price of one!
Cosplay Ryōmen Sukuna.
Guessing someone else saw Taskmaster Champion of Champions.
I’d train them to flail nunchucks around me at all times. How else do you deal with aggressively slow walkers?
Same thing I did yesterday. Practice piano.
Become the best tickle fetish performer
Finally roll up my roller blinds when it's windy, without having to get annoyed at my wife for not helping exactly the way I want her to help
I've always wanted to learn to juggle, but I keep procrastinating and putting it off. But if I suddenly had 4 arms I'd definitely need to actually do it.
I pet two kitties at the same time!
i would compete in a race.
