If my dreams can't be dreams, they can't be anything. Reality doesn't support what matters to me.
Now I wanna set up my phone to accept my wiener.
Why do you comment on comments on porn?
We're out here enjoying some lewdity.
YA THINK?
Nope. Nobody is concerned. Did you know that a new episode of One Piece is coming out this week?
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Why do I gotta know about their sex stuff while I'm at work, watching a movie, or doing literally anything else unrelated? If I bring up my penis somewhere, I get a big ol "that's inappropriate!"
So some states aren't gonna let you coach your kids into getting surgery. Waaahh! Tell me about your real problems. Mine are dramatically worse, and they're still trivial compared to the things I could be helping in the test of the world.
You could alternatively feed it to the hungry instead of throwing it out.
I'm a bit peckish myself.
Girl in the right looks like she just called Hancock an asshole.
2 girls at the same time.
That kind of self judgement will leave someone really sore in life. Imagine thinking someone sharing your interests is too childish too be someone you're interested in.
Bernie should shut the fuck up and once again ask for our financial support.
Nah, fucking do better. We have 330m people and this is the best you got? Get fucked. Throw the whole fucking system in the trash. I'm talking about that system that lets Trump get away with shit and puts me in jail and convicts me for trying to escape a guy who attacked me on the road. There ain't shit any of you "good guys" have going on that fucking matters.
Who wants kittens?
They're brand new. New enough that the only pictures are super gross, so you can't have a kitten right away. They gotta grow a little.
Is there a community for Android games without dollar signs in-game?
I'm going completely crazy trying to find games that are just games and not cheap clones of other money making machines.
Can anyone here get Gboard to gesture type "Lemmy"?
No matter what I do, it's like Gboard is specifically avoiding it. It'll instantly learn any bullshit word I make up like "aprifnid" but can't type "Lemmy". I suspect shenanigans.
Stardew Valley is a game about settling in a cozy community to build a farm and escape the grind.
Google play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chucklefish.stardewvalley It's free with play pass. Apple: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/stardew-valley/id1406710800
This is the first post of the sub so I figured I would start with what's probably the best example of a solid game on mobile.
Stardew Valley is pretty famously known as the king of cozy games. It's also available on PC.