Even Muad'Dib started out small.
Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend
Usul has called a small one.
Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.
Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.
Roll initiative!
Worms being converted to Christianity
"They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us."
You can see the wololo-waves radiating from a cross if you put it in the earth.
We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.
Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful
They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.
I love how they feel
Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.
Fking tiktok trend.
*introducing you to her new male friends
Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.
For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.
My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs
Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.
Bless the Maker and His water
Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.
Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.
Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called
Heeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you
Tremors prequel
For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
This is how we mine for the spice.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
tagged this post NSFW
Not Safe for Worms?
Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking
Rub without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.
How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!
Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.
Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms
Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.
Walk without a rhytm, and you won't attract the worm!
Worms emerge to worship Jesus
The power of Christ compels them!
Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.
You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.
Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.
*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.
worms are attracted to jesus being crucified
Figure 8(a):
The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.
Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).
How to entertain people on social media.
Hey I said wrong answers only
Thumper prototype obviously
If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.
jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes
How prangent is formed.
In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.
How to introduce religion to a new civilazation
It's showing how to start a ground fire.
Worms love Stone Age Wi-Fi.
Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm
They feel the vibrations and think it's your mom
The vibrations are too weak for his mom
What the heck is even the right explanation for this?
Not sure if it's a genuine question but I'll try to answer, I think when worms detect vibration they associate it as rain, that is why they go up ground to prevent drowning.
Edit: I got curious and it turns out my assumption was false, looks like it might be because it's easier to migrate, then there is also to avoid predator.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-earthworms-surface-after-rain/
Wow, that meme picture is a real thing? TIL;
🎶 "Use 2 sticks to make it in the nature." 🎶
My 2-sticks bring all the worms to the yard
Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.
Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.
If you do this, the system will bug out and an explosion will happen underground which makes worms and other animals blast out.
Sustainable exorcism using rainforest certified materials only
How to repel vampiric wyrms.
It's a new and ingenious method to cure constipation
Tremors plot origin.
Underground marionettes?
The power of christ compels you
The power of WORM compels you
How to start your car.
How to clear out any excess debris in your leach field!
Stephen King's latest novel, "Worm Semetary"
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Whacking Day
"We're trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
Earth Worm Concert
Worms hate ground wifi
Revolutionary tapeworm treatment
It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"
If you bow without rhythm you won't attract the worm.
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