And fuckall will be done about it because braindead crusters are genetically predisposed to being braindead

Fuckin facts, yo, I’m tired of searching up the sauce to try to get a gauge of wherever the fuck the sauce actually is, as opposed to its marketing wank wanting to convince me I’m chowing down on neutron star, despite it really being around room temp unflavored jello.

Thanks for the reminder to vote against dementia Don.

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I actually do not get sprung

Humans.

tf lol that’s like suggesting eating pizza with just your hand, instead of chopsticks like a proper civilized human

Very much same here.

+1 for DeArrow, sometimes I reveal the original just to see how atrocious the channel will be with clickbait thumbnails.

After a quick search, this came up.

Because they’re so removed from the reality of how animals can be, that they just assume they can. They’ll happily dive into a pod of sperm whales just to get a good insta shot, having no idea about how bad of an idea that is.

Goddammit take my angry upvote and get the hell out

Mi casu es su casu

Wait till they learn of the horrors of short sleeved shirts. Like here are my arms I guess. End me now.

America World - you we are so fucked.

Being maga drains away all humanity

or water

Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.

lmao they don’t know how to use the three seashells

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It is not!

That’s all I got. Nothing else, that was my power move, and it took all of the fight right out of me. I’m done.