You know what? Santos was pretty funny and was representative of the absurdity of our failing systems and the gullibility of the American people.
Also, I love the palpable irony of a member of Congress being expelled by other members of Congress for dishonesty and misrepresenting themselves.
Fuck it, him and pizza. He might have a few more laughs at his expense to give.
Also, I'm guessing McConnell didn't make the list because he's technically undead at this point.
No, Mitch McConnell is a turtle, we've been over this a number of times. Theylive to be like a 150 years old. But he might have another 100 years depending on the kind of turtle he is.
If I'm being honest with myself, as much as I hate myself for saying it, it really depends on how "grateful" Boebert would be...
God I'm a terrible person.
You can fix her
Don't think it would take as much as a fire. Just take her to the movies.
When you're like "It must be an act, she can't be that crazy, right?" So you do it and then you realize that yeah, she's that crazy....
(But you still go back!)
She's going to shoot you in the dick and then tell all the country's untreated mentally ill that you're a pedophile.
This is what I’m saying! She could have lived her life in blissful ignorance as a moderately successful MILF pornstar! But you wanted to feel power this year. So now you’re going to feel my power, as it surges from me through you from nostril to rectum now until the end of tiiiiiime. And that’s.. wazzup.
(if you get this reference please be my friend)
And you'd even have the pizza for after.
2 things are sure : I will eat tacos and pizza after I am done with this stressful event.
I eat good food and make the world a better place. Win win
Say what you want about her politics, but I'd definitely hit that. Also I'm sure it's fine if she's gagged. Pretty sure she'd be into that too.
I figured tacos and handjobs/blowies too tbh.
I've been vegan for almost six years and I would still go for the beef tacos and pepperoni pizza. A week of explosive diarrhea is still better than the alternatives.
The pizza and tacos will fuck you up but at least you'll enjoy them
Did...you think you were eating the people?
NOBODY EXPLAINED THE RULES TO ME!
I find it funny that your comment unintentionally makes it sound like all Vegans have a predicament, let's call it divine punishment or karma or weakness or something like that, that causes them to shit themselves after eating any animal product.
Is your digestive system really that weak? Lmao, vegans suck.
Happens to anyone really. You cut out bad food your body has been tolerating and it stops tolerating. (I'm not vegan, but milk based stuff, fatty foods, fast food, and a bunch of other shitty for me stuff stopped being acceptable to my body once I stopped eating them regularly. Unfortunately I also suddenly go5 super reactive to eggs, and I love eggs. No more delicious yolk for me T_T)
Second note: ( I don't actually have any issues with vegans. I think ultimately they are probably correct, but I still eat meat anyway, just as I also post this response on a Samsung cell phone that probably had slave labor involved in some part of its production).
I'd rescue pizza and tacos. If I could rescue three I would rescue pizza twice.
If I could only save 9 things I would have so many tacos and pizzas
But there are 4 tacos...
Sorry, pizza and tacos, but I have to stay on guard to make sure the others don't escape.
Of course you save the pizza and tacos. The others can save themselves by pulling themselves out by the bootstraps.
Lol even if I could save all of them I'd still only take the pizza and tacos
I'd skip the saving and just spend my time kicking Trump in the balls.
Anyone that isn't saving George Santos clearly doesn't find joy in life. That guy is unintentionally hilarious and it's easily the funniest story that we really didn't give enough credit to. I mean, for the memes alone I'm going Santos and Tacos
I feel the need to do air quotes every time I say "George" "Santos" because who the fuck is he really? I wouldn't be surprised if it was 3 kids in a trench coat.
That is the guy you have in a party that always have the craziest stories. In your head you know half of it or all of it is fake... But it's fun nonetheless..
#3, the tacos and #9, the pizza.
#8 is actually Santos and he tried to fool me.
O I would rescue two humans. No one knows I have them after right? RIGHT??
Those look like Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Assuming that, I would still save the pizza and tacos.
You would save the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?
Bruh
Seriously, I'd pick any two of 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 9. Only so that I could have the satisfaction of running them back into the burning building.
Which do I love more: America, or having a mob boss owe me a favor?
I don’t see anyone up there that would honor a favor.
Donald Trump would never turn his back on someone who has shown loyalty to him, come on now
Why save anyone? I don't want to be the next Henry Tandey.
The taco's and pizza never hurt anyone, or lied...I think the choice is clear.
Now let's do "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with the same group!
I'm saving the pizza and Bobo the Clown. Imma turn her into a TikTok thot and make bank off incels.
I didn't know they gave Andrew Tate his internet access back.. 🤢
She's worked as a professional escort before. Besides, she has shown that she does not value anyone's life. She'd put a bullet through a gay Mexican drag queen on live TV if she thought there'd be no repercussions.
Santos! Get the pizza! I'll get the tacos!
Obviously George Santos and the tacos.
At first I didn't notice the tac9s and was worried if I'd get bitched at for choosing pizza twice.
This is the first time I've thought about Tucker in months. In a way I'm glad, because it reminded me that he's not often in my life anymore, but if we could all just stop mentioning him until he fades completely that would be great.
I pick pizza and tacos!
I bet they ordered terrible pizza and tacos, light sauce with extra American cheese and carne asada sub unseasoned beef, extra lettuce. So I’ll save the doorknobs.
Pizza and whoever offers the biggest check for saving them?
The checks will bounce. Cash upfront is the only way.
Might be wise, but ppl worth millions still might only have a couple hundred on them. Might push for a venmo payment but I'll pushing for something actually worth my time lol
#3 because I love Mexican food and #1 because McCarthy loves to bottom. #8 is a close third.
the middle one actually has some money.. just sayin
Which one of them has a lethal food allergy? I want to celebrate my pizza/taco with them.
6 and 7. Those two are doing more damage to the GOP than any of the tankies on this site could ever hope to do
Wait, is 3 an 8 our reward?
I know this is all fun and games and to be taken in jest, so I understand the stick in the mud reply. However, I think people deserve to live. Choosing to save objects over people shows we (the collective we, not specifically the ones replying) are no better than conservatives who prioritize objects and money over lives. I'd like to think I'd help whomever is nearest/most injured/in most need of help etc. in the situation, just like if it was any other arbitrary group of people. My standards shouldn't change just because they wouldn't do the same for me, my conscience would still feel guilty even if theirs wouldn't.
What if choosing those objects meant saving a lot more lives though
For sure a point, but I still don't think I could.
Well none of them chose anyone over themselves, so they reap what they sew. Gimme pizza and tacos.
Yeah I understand the sentiment.
That's the "golden rule". Do onto others as you would have them do to you. You're arguing against the bronze rule which is an eye for an eye, which is an excellent point.
Mathematical modeling has shown that the most just societies operate on the gold plated bronze rule. The idea here is that you initially treat people according to the golden rule, however after repeated abuse wears out the plating you transition to the bronze rule. This ensures human decency while protecting against agents acting in bad faith trying to profit by destroying society and repeatedly abusing the golden rule.
In this case you leave them in the fire, not because they would do it to you, but because they have burned and continue to burn so many people that every second they're alive they cause a tremendous damage to society.
That makes sense. Keeping them alive would do more net damage than saving them, in terms of human lives.
Sigh.
The youngest ones are still humans, even though I’d be happier with just saving the pizza.
6 + 7 and hate fuck them both
