This is so weird, I would think it's a parody or false flag.
But no, apparently it's true.
Same energy as the Trump diapers and ear patches.
Weird and crazy. I would be ashamed to be associated with this crowd.
I also instinctively thought to myself 'this has got to be bullshit, you probably could get Grok to generate these images'.
Then I remembered that it was only about two months ago that Trump supporters were wearing diapers to rallies... because... Trump wear diaper, people make fun of Trump wear diaper, so if we wear diaper, it like we 'reclaiming' diapers like how f@gs reclaimed f@g.
That line of logic plus: anything that elicits ... well it used to be anger, but now we'll settle for confusion, genuine disgust, an exasperated sigh, any reaction at all, or even if there is no reaction but we know it secretly makes people mad... well that's what you call owning the libs.
These people long since passed the point of being indistinguishable from poe's, from parodies of themselves, and are now much closer to brainwashed fanatical cultists... who have the mental faculties of a 'friend' group of 6th grade narcissist bullies.
...
I really want this to be a spoof, its possible it could be (i am too tired to check), but its also entirely in line with these fascist goobers.
So anyway, if these are real... does one keep this as a collectible of faux rotten semen, for display on a mantle or desk, or does one use the faux sperm receptacle to drink out of and mockingly pretend to be guzzling cum? See its funny cuz its not cum but you thought it was, moron.
Fucking w e i r d.
Hey! Whoa!!! Thats uncalled for! As someone with two older sisters, who used to regularly call me goober, using the term in that way is an insult to honest well meaning goobers everywhere! We may be whimsicle, we may be weird, we may be happy go lucky.....but we are NOT to be assosiated with facists!
It would be a shame if Vance dropped out and someone got stuck with a storage unit full of unsold cum shot glasses
Weird and crazy. I would be ashamed to be associated with this crowd.
These are my compatriots. I am ashamed.
Now I want to false flag more weird performance art ideas when maga does things in my town. Seems easy to get them on board.
but they're incapable of shame or self awareness. it's probably a big part of why fascism appeals to them.
This CANNOT be real. Even the MAGA cult would refuse to do such a thing. Even if the cups are empty, it's unimaginably weird. I can only accept it as a quick joke between 5-6 people that took some photos and ended after a few minutes. Not as something organized.
Based on a Google search your instincts seem correct. Legit but small.
I found one set of pics on Twitter, a different one on Threads. Still weird as hell.
Please get me out of this filter bubble for the love of God.
you have to know by now there is no bar they cannot limbo under, no perversion that is too much for them.
I have no problem believing it. They're hateful, spiteful, vindictive people who will literally debase themselves before authority to "fit in.'
These posers aren't even drinking it like a proper believer would. Fucking amateur ball over here.
They have nothing, so now they're digging through the couch cushions.
i see what you did there.
Whoa. Not on my 2024 Bingo card that's for sure ....
🤣🤣🤣😅
Me either bud. Me either. I had to double take that. Wow.
Edit: had to come back to check and confirm it's not the Onion.
I'm doing TOC (The Onion Check) several times a week ... shit's crazy yo.
J.D. Vance dresses in drag, thought he was gay, and expirements sexually. No doubt the Republicans are doing this to show solidarity for the LGBT community; cause this is pretty gay.
I guess they’re squeezing JD Vances sperm out from couch cushions?
Wearing diapers? Sticking maxi pads on their ears? Now carrying some sample cups?
TF is wrong with the people?
Yeah, I don't think weird is a strong enough word to describe them. This shit is beyond weird 🤨
It’s a straight up cult, we just haven’t got to the murder/suicide part quite yet.
Is “pervert” the word?
They need to belong to a team. A tribe. Everyone wants friends, a social group. Humans are pack animals, we don't do well in isolation. But I'll never understand the "My Team No Matter What" mindset. Life is not a zero sum game. These people believe that if someone else is given something, they themselves must be losing something. Republican philosophy appeals to greed, envy, and selfishness, and attracts those who believe in those things.
lotsa shit, but fascists aren't people. their sickness has gone so far past that.
I can find these people repulsive and dangerous while acknowledging that we belong to the same species. It's not something they're capable of giving away, even when they act inhumanly.
It's not like recognizing reality grants them some clemency or grace. This isn't even the point, but if anything it damns them further, because (if you believe in free will) it means they could choose to be better.
This is Cuck behavior.
All I see here is proof that those MAGA folk love themselves some of that Bad Dragon cum lube.
Get xLube or kLube powder and add in titanium dioxide when you mix it, that's all it is and it's way cheaper to do it yourself.
It's amazing what you can find in your couch cushions.
Conservatives are so fucking gross.
How can GTA 6 ever top that?
What's with the sperm fetish?
Some magats want to lube their gun with liberal cum, others want to donate Vance sperm to needy liberals (how compassionate of them, for a change).
Some magats want to lube their gun with liberal cum,
Uh what? Guessing this was a single deeply schizophrenic individual. Otherwise I'm going to need some evidence this happened more than once. Because why would it have?
how the fuck are you still demanding evidence that these deranged perverts are sick in the head, that there's any depth to which they cannot sink, any bar which they can't limbo under?
it's 2024, catch up, dude.
edit: but also, first result; https://www.etsy.com/listing/1138401118/i-lubricate-my-ar-15-with-liberal-cum
Man milk is the source of "Chad." Every badass know this. I think you need to go float in Rogan's isolation tank of tiger blood and rhino jizz, to man you up. Do you even lift, bro?
/s
Nothings funnier and straighter than a ton of men carrying around another guys sperm in a cup in public. /s
Collected from a campaign bus couch I assume.
I feel genuinely bad for these people. I couldn't imagine even being half as stupid as they are
If ignorance is truly bliss, then they are very happy people.
Have you not noticed how full of rage they are?
True ignorance is bliss, like being so free you can ignore the harm being done to you. They’re only halfway there and so are both incredibly upset and fragile while also believing and even encouraging all the things that make their pain even worse.
Which is why, whenever I seen one of them out in the world sporting an "Vote for American Hitler 2024" bumper sticker on their 2021 fresh-off-the-factory-floor-looking F350, I go out of my way to make sure they arrive at their destination furious.
Oh...y...you need to merge? Sorry, didn't see you there, but you can get behind me now. Oops, sorry, didn't realize I slowed down 15 mph there causing you to change lanes to pass me, my bad I'll speed back up. Sorry, can't hear you honking or yelling at me out your window, I'm engrossed in this audiobook.🖕
Everyday the movie Idiocracy gets more prophetic.
The people who really run the modern American Republican party (the obscenely wealthy,) and other hard right parties all over the world, want this. An illiterate, ignorant populace will believe whatever they're told. It's been that way since the dawn of time. Peasants in medieval Europe were forbidden to learn reading and writing for a reason. All the learnin' they needed was from The Church, which taught that you were exactly where God wanted you to be to serve your God chosen betters. You'll be rewarded after you're dead. Now shovel that shit.
If only they had enough human decency to end up with a society as good as Idiocracy.
You guys like lattes?
"My sister's a total tard, and she's an astronaut."
If anyone needs to decide not to have families, it's these people.
This is well past weird...it's fucking creepy at this point
Is this real?
SO WEIRD. WTF.
Is joemygod.com a good source? Because if you think so then you're a part of the problem.
Sanity escaped them years ago
No way this can be true.
Its just ordinary horse cum. Couldn't even rent a stallion to corner the market.
So we can't make fun of the upholstery burn marks on Vance's junk, but the freaks are carrying mock sperm to weird us out?
Dear Americans, eat your rich, have a revolution, institute term limits for all public offices, or do something else. But please: sort your shit out.
Dear Americans, ... please: sort your shit out.
You do understand that most of us want to right? We've been stuck in a system that favors the sociopathic Republicans and prevents almost every good thing from happening.
A majority of people actually aren't morons (politically anyhow) here. This isn't a real democracy.
I know not all Americans are morons, but too many are too complacent. A few extremely wealthy men have bought the political system and are pitting decent and democratically inclined people against a large group of purposely uneducated downtrodden people. The first group is complacent and more concerned with decency and their own standard of living, than they are in fixing the country, and the second group is seeking out ways to piss off the first group, while feigning indignation when they're called out for it.
When I suggest revolution and eating the rich, I'm only partly kidding. Don't eat them, feed them to pigs instead. But you seem to think that I'm trying to be funny, I mean why else omit my suggestions? I'm not kidding. You need to declaw some rich people, so you can get rid of that awful electoral system and impose term limits for all higher public offices. And if declawing the rich ends up with a few rich white men dieing, then that's a small price to pay. The actions of the same men kills Americans all the time.
But I know that it's not time to invest in the pitchfork and torch industries, because too large a group of people are too complacent to actually risk anything.
They've somehow managed to go far beyond "bat shit crazy", they're in unnamed territory now.
The Undiscovered Country
As a mod on Ten Forward and Star Trek... how dare you!
We've been there for a while now.
Someone should go over there and when they gleefully offer such a cup, just take it and chug it.
Then explain you had better, since it had some weird leather taste to it.
That would be really funny But we got no idea what they actually put in that
It’s not a political party, it’s a cult. Completely unhinged
and they don't want to be called weird lmao
Just so I get it right, they don’t even want trump’s sperms. Get ready to hear “I have the best ejaculation” speech at next cult rally
Probably not, because then people would point to Jr. and Eric as examples of what his ejaculate creates, and we know how he feels about them.
They say a VP doesn't have much to do.
I suppose filling endless collection cups with his sperm while in office would be an option.
Straight from the couch?
Totally not a cult!
Very normal and very cool, the best people are saying definitely not a cult
I want it to be AI... but it's not.
I bet those "we shouldn't blow up the planet" types are feeling pretty silly right now.
It's times like this that really give the notion of climate change making the world uninhabitable for humans a real silver lining.
GiAnT mEtEoR 2024!!1
Most folks find change between their couch cushions, but I guess this is what you're left with after Vance visits...
I'm sorry, they are doing what now? I don't believe I read this correctly....especially not on The Onion's site. And they somehow don't see anything weird about this?
gross
I don't think lack of semen is a gay male couple's problem. 😅
Whatever the type of relationship, there are options to conceive/adopt. Wut.
Totally "normal."
This is what happens when the populace has been exposed to Jerry Springer style garbage for 30+ years. The kind of garbage that appeals to the absolute worst of human nature. To the stupid, and the hateful. And it was intentional.
Yo, what??
Shut the fuck up. No. No no no
Anything to own the libs I guess
Calling them weird is the nicest thing you can do ...
Good Lord who would choose to have JD Vance's children?
