Spance
pronounced: spanc
I came here to post this
I'm European and can't name it. I'm really bad at geography
Edit: looked it up on Google maps. Well... I said I'm bad at geography
I'm worried, but I really appreciated your honesty
Hey at least now you know.
Atlantis 👀
ITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying "I'm American and I know this is fake," and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.
Hey don't call me out like that. My response was funny.
Republic of Biscay
I like their cookies. A little dry though.
Basquistan.
The Basque population finally won their freedom, and carved out a bit of France for some elbow room.
They must not have oil there.
They don't have freedom Democracy trucks bald eagles oil and guns 😥
Or commas!
Easy, that's Andorra the map is post WW3.
Genovia. They’re famous for their Genovian pears.
Also their right-hand man Sepheroth.
That's part of Australia. It's where they plan to host Eurovision if they ever actually win it.
Morocco might do the same thing if it ever wins (just rejoining is unlikely).
That's Updog
What is Updog?
Looks like a graphic design, marketing, and printing company that caters to businesses. Either that, or a company that makes toys and leashes for dogs.
Elmau Gotham Balzac Disney Tuts
A common misconception - the proper name is “Deez”.
Texas
Texas is at the bottom of the map, genius. That's obviously West Nevada.
Portugal II
Electric Boogaloo ?
No that’s West Portugal, duh
Portuguy
Dumbasses, this is obviously Atlantis
We all know that's Old Orleans.
Did they know it was going to be old when they named it?
It was always old.
Y'ALL READY FOR BISQUE?!
Atlantis, duh
Easy. That's Atlantis.
Next?
To the people who don't understand, the difficulty is in fact impossible.
Atlantis
I never thought we'd find it, but we've come so far.
As an American, this one is easy. That is the strange foreign socialist hellhole with a name I can’t remember because it’s probably not even in English.
/s
This honestly had me confused for longer than I'd like to admit.
I'm from east asia so european geography isn't my forte. But I like to think I've played even civilizations and total war games to have some familiarity with Europe.
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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?
Looking at that old map...erosion is a bitch
I was feeling stupid for a minute there
Pre-brexit Britain
Finally, a land for the remainers
True Ireland
We got a fan of geology and continental plate drift here!
Spanceugal.
What do I win?
A trip to Spanceugal, congratulations, your tickets are in the mail!
That's ominous. Never gave my address.
I guess privacy really is dead.
A trip to Disneyland Atlantis (the capital of spanceugal)
Hooray! I always wanted to go!
I’m fairly positive this is Mexico
I guess you could say that's a rough Newfoundland before it split from Europe (or whatever it was called back then)
It was Oldfoundland back in those days.
It's the Basque country if the Spanish government weren't such buzzkills with their whole fighting terrorism, ETA Bad crap. But soon, soon
They straight up submerged half the basque country with all the people living there, they're brutal
Basque
Like the soup?
It's the traditional soup of the gazpacho police
Bisquick
The Iberian Peninsula's foreskin
It's Florin from The Princess Bride.
The Bay of Biscay? Lol
It's Andorra! GREATER ANDORRA!
An image as rigged as the British education system...
Noice!
That's Texas
The Bay of Biscay. It was notorious when I were a lad. More ferries back then I suppose.
The mighty kingdom of Biscayland.
California?
It's Biscay.
Nautical claims don't extend that far
American here... not cheating by looking it up on Google... Non-Extantistan? The Spanish/French border doesn't look like that...
Correct the map is fake. It's like splitting Texas into two states and asking Europeans to name it.
It's not really like that at all, that landmass doesn't exist
Basque Republic (most is submerged)
Svenborgia. They only will tell you about it when you are rich enough. Otherwise you get the other maps.
It's Ligma
I don't know that nation 🤔
It's a protectorate of the greater Sugondese nation
Which nation?
Without looking it up this map looks distorted. But I don’t know of a country there next to france like that.
Brittany if France didn’t flood it
Simple! It's [REDACTED]! Home of [REDACTED]! It's language of [REDACTED] is world famous for [REDACTED] and it has very good relations with [REDACTED] and Wales!
Waterworld II - The soggy biscuit, staring Kevin Coaster.
It's between Spain and France, so the language has to be as well.
It's Portugal
Looks like right where the glans meets the shaft.
Idk, between Spain and France...did y'all give the Basques something?
Florida.
California
Maps without Listenbourg
New Spainland
Ligma
Balls
I knew it was water, the actual name of it though I had zero recollection.
Seawatyadidthere
Listenbourg ?
Fakelandistan
The Bretagne Finally got the la D's they wished! The Tribute de Dana gave it to them!
The little island sells it
Mississippi
Andorra.
The basque people would love their land to be this large once again.
It's Mu, it finally was found.
EU is expanding east nowadays. And not even the dutch are that good claming land from the sea.
That land is shared between Monaco, Liechtenstein, San Marino, and Andorra. They all control all of it simultaneously. As such, everyone speaks Catalan, French, German and Italian (so, 100% of the population is quadralingual). Also, it's the richest territory in the world with a GDP per capita bigger than that of the rest of Europe combined. Because of this, everyone is a millionaire, and 20% of the population is a billionaire.
So what's it called? Macroland (because it's massive compared to the micronations that control it). Also, everything in between the parentheses is part of the name.
This is it
Not an american, but that looks like the Aether dimension.
Thanks for making my brain hurt
North Castile
Damn, that is a good one!
Learn something new everyday.
Taured
That's the lovely nation of Biscay
andorra
Andorranoma
North Asturias
that's where les Gascons store their testicles
That's how much of Aquitaine is still controlled by England.
It's obviously Liberland but in 25 years.
Biscadia
google maps
Doggerland
Dude it's Vulcan, come on now.
GGEZ
Bay of Biscay
Great Britain
Mexico?
Is that the fabled East Dakota?
República de la Fez Ibérica
Ah, the rare pre-sinking of Atlantis European map Wherever did you find a copy?
Joe gave it to me
Man, when I watched the first episode of the reboot with my kid and Josh called Steve and Joe and Steve talked to us, like the grown ups that watched him when we were little. I teared up. No shame.
Isn't that the north pole?
I'm pretty sure this is "New Flevoland", if so don't go there
I am European, so that's a spoiler: It's Atlantica
Pre-brexit Britain
Technically the truth?
That's where Osama Bin Laden was buried, right?
Elder Isle continent
Stop the shitposts ffs.
If you consider this a shitpost, why the fuck are you checking out this community at all? Everything here is a shitpost. It's kinda this place's whole deal
This isn't a shitpost. This is a cakepost.
shartpost
You're one of those people who likes clay in their soup, ain'tcha?
