Does quantum entanglement count? Probably depends on your definition of "teleportation", I'd assume.
Lmao thanks! ... re-reading my comment, it reminded me of this golden nugget:
If I'm being completely honest though...its my kids who are the idiots. Those damn happy meals are like sugar to them. BRB I'm gonna go chastise them for making me drive them to McDonald's
I'm betting this actually was a scam but the initial replies tipped off the scammer that it wasn't gonna work. So the scammer played along as well. At least that's my theory.
Very similar situation with my wife's coworker. The coworker met some dude on a dating site and they connected pretty quickly. She even traveled to meet up with him in another city a few hours away by plane. Surprisingly he never showed up and claimed some lame excuse. In the end she "invested" 200k with him in crypto and POOF he was gone like Keyser Soze. So sad.
Not a trump supporter by any stretch of the imagination, but a simple Google search is all it takes
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck
Hanlon's Razor
Back in college, there was this thing called the "4, 4, 40 challenge" where one would have to drink 4 liters of water, in 4 minutes and hold it down for 40 secs. Lots of vomiting would ensue.